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Tyson

@tysont89.bsky.social
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Husband and dad. Golden Girls super fan. Lana Del Rey and Dolly Parton fan, too. Car aficionado, ‘80s and ‘90s culture freak, and classic country music lover. Deconstructing Christian - not sure what all that entails yet, but we’ll find out. LGBTQ ally.

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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Celebrated National Coffee Day with a trip to my favorite locally owned coffee shop. And yes, I do enjoy an iced coffee now and then. It’s the little things.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching the VMAs as an elder millennial and not knowing who anyone is besides the OGs like Madonna and Snoop. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #VMAs
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sunny and 77° outside on this Dolly Parton day (9/25)? Perfect excuse to bring Jolene the Sunbird out for a drive. ❤️
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Miranda Allen @1mirandaallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will be one of the millions posting this video today. Happy #DollyPartonDay! youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...
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Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy #DollyParton Day! (9/25) Celebrating my hero today and always.
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That Trump commercial on CBS just now? Really? “Paid for by the U.S. government.” THAT MEANS MY TAX DOLLARS PAID FOR IT, ASSHOLES. #bb28 #cbs
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buvezcocacola @buvezcocacola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seen in Virginia
A bumper sticker reads
I HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN ALSO HAVE HEARTBEATS
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And this post…is not fake news. ✅
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dolly’s last recording - ever - comes out on my birthday (Nov. 13). 🥹 www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Inside Dolly Parton's Final Recording -- A Duet With Bono on the New U2 Album
Dolly Parton's final song, a duet with Bono called “Torn,” is on the upcoming U2 Album. Bono says an ailing Parton “got out of bed” to sing the song.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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The Nanny: Fran Drescher & Val Laugh
ALT: The Nanny: Fran Drescher & Val Laugh
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It now costs the truck drivers on average $1,200 to fill up a single tank because of the war in Iran. Mike Rogers said it's a win-win-win. Are you winning?
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got my new iPhone case in from Etsy.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Haircut achieved. This is a new style for me.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Noticing some muscle definition in my arms now, and I like to see it. Being down 110+ lbs. (since ‘23) and consistently going to the gym twice a week is making me feel pretty darn good. As someone who struggled with my weight/health for years, I never thought for a moment that I’d be here. 😊
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m so irritated. It’s almost 100° outside and gas/groceries are higher than giraffe eyelashes (my car has 60-ish miles until “E”, too). AND I CAN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE TO ENJOY THE COOL FALL BREEZE. Because there isn’t one. 😤
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I still go to visit grandma and grandpa and I’m their main caretaker, but they’re so old and frail now. And I know time is slipping away…so fast. It’s not the same and it never will be again, and it breaks my heart. 😢 #grandparents
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What’s the latest/most recent song that made you cry? Here’s mine. It had me sobbing in my cubicle at work this morning. I miss those 1990s summer childhood days at my grandma and grandpa’s house. So. Damn. Much. The world seems so cold and dark now, and it just…didn’t back then. 😭 #memories
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got home from running errands today, walked around the back of my car, and smiled a melancholy smile. Y’all, I still miss my hero so damn much. Guess I always will. 🦋 #dollyparton
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had my iPhone 15 Pro Max resting in the cupholder of my wife’s minivan as we road tripped home from a football game yesterday. It was next to the Kit Kat bar I purchased at the gas station halfway through. The phone got so hot that it MELTED the Kit Kat. Girl, I was gonna eat that. 😞 Rude. #iPhone
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spoiled rotten dog alert.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love the Irish🇮🇪
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AI is supposed to kill us all in less than a decade? After I worked my booty off the last three years to lose all this weight? Rude.
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Schitts Creek: Alexis Rose - That's Very Rude
ALT: Schitts Creek: Alexis Rose - That's Very Rude
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New shirt courtesy of March for the Movement. #wwdd #whatwoulddollydo
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apple: *launches new iPhones again* Me, age 36, with my 2+ year old one that doubles as a hand warmer at this point: “Ok.”
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes, between shuttling me to work and doctor’s appointments, the kids to school and their ball games, etc., I have to take the daily driver to the car wash and remind her that she’s still ✨ that girl ✨ Going 11 years strong with me as of next month.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Visited Dolly’s house today and dropped off a “goodbye and thank you for everything” letter that I wrote her. I tried to smile with it, but there were tears. #dollyparton
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Ashley Holden 🩷 M.Ed. @mrsholden2019.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So #MitchMcConnell just gets to be dead & no one cares anymore? He just keeps collecting a paycheck, taking unlimited time off & everyone shrugs? I'm a teacher fighting stage 4 #cancer & if I was even 10 minutes late to work, I'd hear about it. If I disappeared, didn't call in, I'd be unemployed.
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John Travolta Confused Meme
ALT: John Travolta Confused Meme
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name? (I knew I’d get one of him. Ugh.)
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Mike Tyson Laughing Hysterically
ALT: Mike Tyson Laughing Hysterically
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yep. Blanche is a vibe. #BlancheDeveraux #TheGoldenGirls #RueMcClanahan
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Disgusting. Embarrassing. All of the above.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today. #carspotting #toyota
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am listening to millennial throwback rap music at my corporate job - to keep the Dolly Parton sadness away - and I feel like somehow, she’d understand.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My ‘90s baby is looking niiiice, if I do say so myself.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Finally turned off the Dolly music today and queued up some ABBA instead. I feel like the Queen would understand. The grief has been heavy and all of the memorials, tributes, and my constant rotation of her music just aren’t helping me like they were. I have take some steps back and breathe. 😬
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ordered this decal expeditiously.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New water bottle/tumbler, with its dainty little instruction pamphlet: “Hand wash only with warm water blessed by the gods, etc.” Me: *slams it in the dishwasher, tosses in a Cascade pod and calls it a day.*
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hunter Biden: "There are very few people in public life that I would ever categorize as being evil incarnate and Donald Trump is singular among them. He's a malignant narcissist, a sociopath, a psychopath. Look at his behavior, the way he treats people."
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is this shirt a bit on the effeminate side? Yes. Does that matter? Depends on who you ask. But, it’s my favorite quote & it was being sold by a local shop w/ proceeds going to the Imagination Library for my county (which I’m on the board of). Dolly taught me to be myself & not care what others think
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Rainbow” is quickly becoming one of my favorite Dolly Parton albums. Released in 1987, it has the drums and synths galore. All of that. And, her vocals are supreme…of course. Just awesome, and it sounds great in Jolene the Sunbird! #dolly #rainbowdolly #dollyparton
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My therapist and I connect via video. I logged on yesterday for my weekly appointment and he just looked at me like this: 🥺 and said “Hi…” He knows. And then, I started bawling again.
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
36 years old and still knows how to work a camera. 😏❤️ #PontiacSunbird #Pontiac #90sCars #ClassicCars #VintageCars
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This creator sums it up soooo well. And yeah, I cried again at 5:30 this morning. #dolly #dollyparton
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Tyson @tysont89.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone said lots of folks were wearing pink for Dolly today. I said “say less.” #dollyparton
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