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@jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social
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The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life IG: @jeffchat

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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever listened to that!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I forgot there were also songs called “The Cure”
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Robert Smith of The Cure Facepalms
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😭
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but have you listened to The Cure today?
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my body is a temple (ancient, creaking, and haunted)
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my contribution to the “bringing coffee to a job interview” discourse is this: why bring the potential for chaos? It could fall, you might not have anywhere to put it, it could leave a ring on their desk. Just the stress of “where am I going to set this down” might throw me from the start!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ms. Rachel “I’m So Happy” for AOTY
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually, sorry, I genuinely do think less of you if you’re still posting or sharing shit from X
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
whenever I’m am confronted with what Twitter is now- via screenshots or something sent to me, I’m actually horrified anyone still uses it. It’s a cesspool of the most toxic anonymous accounts tearing each other apart- but also so amateurishly done. It’s mean AND weak? oof
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you rang?
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
good morning 🌞☕️
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I made a very camp French playlist for a trip, lots of 80s new wave, 60s pop, some disco! open.spotify.com/playlist/7sB...
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Paris
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ll be in Chicago today!! What should I do?
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Chad @xuest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A lot of yall follow this conservative, islamophobic piece of shit on here and on IGwho’s getting dragged all over Twitter for his Mamdani post.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m 48, there was a time when I didn’t think I’d live to see 25, that’s how bleak life was coming out as a teen in the 90s. I’m not unique in that experience & it’s a destructive cycle that can become a self-fulfilling prophecy. But theres a weird, amazing life waiting for us once we get past that!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ultra-rare earnest post: we as lgbtq+ people get to choose our family… but we need to support that family. we lose too many FAR too young to accidental overdoses/mental health crises/addiction Our ancestors didn’t fight that hard for us to OD on ghb I promise there’s more to life than this 💖
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love Good Hang!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ask AI what I would have looked like in the 80s?! Baby most of us would have been names on a giant quilt.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
watched The Mandalorian and Grogu tonight because it’s on Disney+ and while I did wind up liking the second half (mostly, kinda), the first 30 or so minutes might be imo some of worst Star Wars. Lazy writing, convoluted, lifeless. I “flames on the side of my face” hated it 🙃
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Frank N Furter was a sweet transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania, an “alien planet” where they do the TIME WARP. Janet asks “Is he going to send us to another planet?” and he responds “Planet schmanet, Janet.” CONCLUSION: Frank N Furter isn’t an alien, he’s from the future.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry could be sinister & silly, sexy & camp, all at once. an amazing comedic timing but could also be oddly terrifying! Frank N Furter, Rooster in Annie, Darkness in Legend, Wadsworth in Clue, Pennywise, not to mention a list of cameos & voice acting credits several miles long. RIP diva!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry pushed boundaries FIFTY YEARS AGO that people are still catching up to. I say this with full sincerity- Rocky Horror changed and saved my life, and I know so many people who say the same thing. Tim Curry and Rocky Horror gave us permission to be our wild & untamed things 💖
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
also: fuck these right wing conservatives who hide their hate behind christianity. Dolly loved gay people, trans people, drag queens and weirdos. She may have loved everybody but I don’t! they don’t get to claim her.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“She was the voluptuous embodiment of empathy,” Jane Fonda writes about her friend Dolly Parton. “That’s something of hers she’d want us all to take with us.” "To her gay and trans fans, I want you to know that she loved you. You know that without me telling you.” www.justjared.com/2026/08/25/j...
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Jane Fonda Pays Tribute to '9 to 5' Co-Star Dolly Parton, Sends Message to Her 'Gay & Trans Fans'
Jane Fonda is mourning the loss of her 9 to 5 co-star Dolly Parton. The 88-year-old actress released a statement moments ago after learning of the news of
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t think there’s ever been a better human
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me to straight people doing poppers:
SATC quote: Sweetheart, that's all very nice, but if you're not going to eat pussy, you're not a dyke.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
like I’m sorry but your straight girlie bff is one toxic boyfriend away from a gender reveal party, she absolutely cannot say faggot
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think we as gay people need to start gatekeeping gay culture from the straights for a little while, they’re getting a little too comfortable
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love that both Madonna and Rosie O’Donnell are having a crazy summer 2026 resurgence
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
she’s AMAZING!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dichen Lachman as Impa in the Legend of Zelda movie might literally be the best casting I’ve ever heard in my entire life
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
fiiiiinally started watching 2 shows I’ve been meaning to catch up on: Pluribus which does live up to the hype, and Widow’s Bay which surprised me by being genuinely terrifying and also so, so funny. I’m only a few eps into each so no spoilers please lol
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
😛
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I wonder if there was anyone inadvertently outed by Patti LuPone when their family & friends realized they were on the cruise she was talking about
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if my name were Steven I’d have a private group chat for only people named Steven, called Steven Nation Army. still workshopping one for people named Jeff.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
on my way! 🤿
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
🥵
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
what if he died of the explosive diarrhea parasite lmao
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hahahahahahhahahahahaha
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Drag Queen Rupauls Drag Race
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don’t go out anymore and I don’t even live in nyc… yes, I’m still jealous
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yes! those would be my top 4 of hers for sure, and now this one is really close!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yesss! Also the trumpet and piano in Betrayal, the guitar break in Everything, and the (I think keyboard?) in One Step Away… so good
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
one mild gripe i do have is that i love when Madonna’s voice mingles with a piano, a guitar, horns, strings… I love the beep boops, but when an actual instrument floats through the song, it’s so, so good.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
a lot of the songs seem more personal on this one, but I think in the past it was just more hidden beneath the constant “reinvention”. With this, it’s like Madonna is at her most Madonna, a culmination of everything she’s been through, and the album lands it perfectly School is in session!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I think CONFESSIONS II is a no skips album, which is wild because (for me!) even Confessions on a Dance Floor had 2 skippable songs on it. I don’t even think of it as a “part 2” of Confessions & it has me looking at her whole discography differently-
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
L.E.S. Girl… probably bc I lived off of Ave B & spent most of my 20s & 30s on the lower east side- it REALLY hits home. It’s such a small, introspective song, and weirdly reminds me of the Velvet Underground? which is just such a wild, incredible thing to say about a Madonna track. Love it.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🇨🇦 How far north? I grew up about 3.5 hours drive northwest of Toronto
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
me “celebrating” July 4 for a hot dog
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Girl Dancing While Crying
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
elder millennial gays posting their Madonna album release party pics
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Are You Mad Your Daughter
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