jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Frank N Furter was a sweet transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania, an “alien planet” where they do the TIME WARP. Janet asks “Is he going to send us to another planet?” and he responds “Planet schmanet, Janet.” CONCLUSION: Frank N Furter isn’t an alien, he’s from the future. 0240
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry pushed boundaries FIFTY YEARS AGO that people are still catching up to. I say this with full sincerity- Rocky Horror changed and saved my life, and I know so many people who say the same thing. Tim Curry and Rocky Horror gave us permission to be our wild & untamed things 💖 314011
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I love that both Madonna and Rosie O’Donnell are having a crazy summer 2026 resurgence 0461
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Dichen Lachman as Impa in the Legend of Zelda movie might literally be the best casting I’ve ever heard in my entire life 2401
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I don’t go out anymore and I don’t even live in nyc… yes, I’m still jealous 1140
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026In the Open Your Heart video, released in 1986 (I was 8) Madonna is a peep show performer, with men (and 1 woman!) watching her do a striptease, while a young boy tries to sneak in. In the end Madonna & the boy in baggy suits, hand in hand, dance into the sunrise. That’s Madonna & her gays. 2320
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Now that CONFESSIONS II is out I realize that Madonna is, of course, not a time traveler. But for this album she’s been excavating her life & revisiting herself in a way I don’t think she’s ever done (musically anyway) It’s better than any biopic, and as an album stands among her best 1310
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026last week I got a “frozen Irish coffee” with peanut butter whiskey from Molly’s at the Market in New Orleans, then wandered around the French Quarter by myself. I’ve definitely been missing out on having an impromptu, solo, daytime alcoholic milkshake bc it kiiinda (as the kids say) slaps 1140
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026a reese’s peanut butter vodka milkshake, which I sat and drank by myself while I ate a burger, and she was delicious 😂 2240
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026randomly thought about a movie I haven’t seen in 25 years- Gypsy 83 where Sarah Rue and her goth gay road trip to NYC to go to Night of a Thousand Stevies… so I googled it- and a new Director’s Cut trailer had just been uploaded to YouTube like 15 mins ago, basically as I was thinking about it?! 3241
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Any recommendations for Chattanooga TN? (with 🍑 for purely scientific purposes aka shameless engagement) 81959
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026A customer said I look like Jonathan Bailey today and even though i don’t see it, except maybe we both sort of look like gay mice turned into human form, I will take it as a compliment! 163583
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Awww same!! I was there from 2010-2016 (& for the last few years managed it & lived right above!) It was the best place with the best people 💖 160
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026AI saw the cover of the Michael Jackson Dangerous album and was like “everything should look like this, but worse” 0170
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026it was a tiny nightclub with a big reputation, we eventually got shut down by the NYPD (Let’s Have a Kiki was allegedly written about that night) & 30 or so of us spent a night in jail the entire “ass pics” archive is online for the first time in like 15 years www.mrblackarchive.com 5520
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Here’s some pics of me from about 20 years ago with my coworker’s ass 🥹 We worked at a club called Mr Black in NYC- I was a cocktail server in a wrestling singlet & he wore an apron with his ass out. we were also the managers 😂 41270
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026it took me 20 years to realize but there has to be a *TINY* bit of Valerie Cherish inspired by Shelley Long, in the most reverential way 0180
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026watched Tank Girl (1995) yesterday, it’s probably been decades since my last viewing, it didn’t get great reviews at the time but it’s fun! It’s campy, Lori Petty is amazing, the costumes are incredible! Roger Ebert said “Whatever the faults of Tank Girl, lack of ambition is not one of them” 😂 7667
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I miss the days of trashy lgbtq local weeklies! When I’m in different cities for work I wanna see what’s happening, and it’s so difficult 😩 3100
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026if Tony Gilroy, the guy who wrote The Cutting Edge (iconic btw) can pull the BEST Star Wars (Rogue One and Andor) out of *one sentence* from the opening crawl of A New Hope, surely SOMEONE can make an amazing 10-12 & fix the mess that 7-9 became. 080
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My hottest Star Wars take rn is they SHOULD do Episodes 10-12 😂 treat 1-6 as Anakin’s story & 7-12 as its own narrative arc. Write a cohesive trilogy (10-12) that fixes some 7-9 missteps. Eventually ppl will start being like “oh actually 7-9 aren’t that bad” the way time changed opinions on 1-3 3190
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026This!! It’s my ultimate gripe with Filoni & Favreau helming Star Wars. George Lucas was still selling toys, but the story was about fascism. I don’t know if they know how to be “fun” AND tell a compelling story? (screencap of tweet from 2021- I’ve been complaining about this forever lol) 080
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026she’s SO FUNNY! I didn’t realize till *yesterday* that her Kath & Kim wedding dress was (at least from the waist up) VERY similar to her Neighbours one 😂 000
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Watched Dust Bunny tonight and it was a very cute, super stylized “lone wolf & cub” story- imagine Logan meets Amelie (of course it was directed by Bryan Fuller!) 2130
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Hacks hot take: Jimmy & Kayla are great but I feel like this season has highlighted them a bit more than necessary, sidelining characters I’d actually like to see more of like Marcus, Damien, Josefina, & Kiki 0190
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Trixie being in The Comeback and Katya being in Hacks, nature is healing 🙏 0120
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026My favorite was when Susan locked Kristen in the secret room with Marlena so she could marry John 😂 Eileen Davidson was playing no less than 4 characters, one of which was a nun 120
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The first song I ever listened to on Spotify was I Wanna Go by Britney Spears my most listened to artist is Dolly Parton and my most played songs are almost all from before the year 1990 (yes! I am gay) 1210
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Lushious Massacr giving the drag race girlies a run for their money at every opportunity is maybe the thing giving me the most life in 2026. She is proof that if you do what you do boldly, and do it well, no one has to give you permission 0340
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I hope Hacks ends with Deidre Hall winning an Oscar for the Fatty Arbuckle movie 2331
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I wish I thought Katy Perry was smart enough to make an American Reflexxx reference but I also hope that she’s not 3111
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I went to a Halloween party hosted by Heidi Klum at Marquee in like 2013 and she dressed up as an old lady. Questlove was the DJ and I watched her hobble into the booth and he was like 😟 bc he really had no idea who she was at first 1381
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Despite the hellscape it was to come out as gay as a teen in the 90s- I’m still very, very grateful I got to be an awkward teenager when the closest thing to social media I had was an ASCII BBS we logged into on dialup to post Tori Amos lyrics 3141
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026googling the actress Sharon Lawrence (who has been in a lot of things) to find out I actually recognize her from a 1995 episode of Star Trek: Voyager where she played Amelia Earhart in is the Venn diagram of where my gayness and nerdiness meet 6530
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026this Spotify daily Playlist just called me an old 🚬 then put one out on my forehead 2180
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Confessions II releasing July 2, a few days -after- gay pride weekend? seems… incorrect 🧐 150
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I’m starting to think of Madonna as a Doctor Who type character who can appear anywhere in time and space because wdym she dated Basquiat in 1982 and also performed at Coachella in 2026 38916
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 14/04/2026i think I should get super jacked, but only as a bit, like Mac on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. That should be super easy, right? 4530
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026to put this in nightmarish perspective, the amount of time between right now and Just Dance (18 years) is the same amount of time as Just Dance and Wilson Phillips (18 years) 2181
jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026if I pretend I did mine ironically is that better 😌 0160
