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J. Ackolan Ternweather

@jeffinghambellw.bsky.social
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gentlemanly spirit, golf specialist, i kicks the mad style so step off the frankfurter. he/hmm. crime's a-wastin! #mistermind

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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
congrats to all at Skydance on their merger announcement
ultimate form of Brundlefly from the dénoument of Cronenberg's THE FLY (1986)
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
damn boy, is that a giant maggot in your pocket or are you...oh, it's a giant maggot...that's kind of gross actually...never mind
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Prickle West, Re-Gumbinator
Version of the movie poster for RE-ANIMATOR (1985) with Prickle (yellow dinosaur) as Herbert West and Gumby (green clay guy) as the head of Dr. Hill (in a metal tray on the table) and his headless body lurking behind
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halloween is coming! #physicalmedia
My physical media entertainment watchlist for the month of October: a pile of blu rays and dvds, movies mostly, that I have collected over the last year, plus a copy of the NES game Fester's Quest at the top. Image is not complete because more is always being added.
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do you think Two-Face only uses deodorant on one side?
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gumby, looking sad and apologetic
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"there's still money to be made from this thing"
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have watched around 10 of these depending on what "watched" means, have a slight interest in seeing like 5 more, and have never heard of at least 19 of them. Anyway tv sucks.
that nyt list of the best 21st century tv shows
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one time a guy i know brought an iced coffee to a job interview and now he's been in a north korean prison camp for fifteen years
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
listening to the entirety of All Things Must Pass this morning, including the pointless bonus disc of interminable jams that sane people skip
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy caturday
b&w tuxedo cat peaking out from inside a guitar case
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Trying to rewrite the lyrics to "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" so that it's a song about the movie THE BURNING 🎶A nasty burning prank And Cropsy wants revenge Hey teens at summer camp Watch out for your rear ends🎵 That's all I got so far Kind of a slow morning
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you ever stop to think about how at any moment you could be attacked and killed by hundreds of rats
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
the dog from there's something about mary in a full body cast
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
🎵 And I would do anything for love But I won't do that 🎵
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
you know what dates are basically cockroaches without appendages
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
happy caturday from two gremlins
Squeaky, a b&w tuxedo cat with a blank expression on her faceSara Jane, another b&w tuxedo cat
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
favorite film for each year of the 1990s: 1990: Gremlins 2: The New Batch 1991: Stone Cold 1992: Bram Stoker's Dracula 1993: Hard Target 1994: Ed Wood 1995: Gumby: The Movie 1996: Fargo 1997: Drive 1998: Rushmore 1999: Sleepy Hollow #Filmsky
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i'm a driver, i'm a winner -- things are gonna change, i can feel it.
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
seems pretty obvious they're just gonna make jared leto the next james bond
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Grinch. Can you imagine how loud those damn Whos have to be that he can hear them way up on top of the mountain? Obviously the authorities aren't enforcing the noise ordinances. Maybe vigilantism is wrong but what do you expect in a society where the rules don't apply to the in crowd.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I don’t kink shame except in this case.
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
any of these three
Billie, Varla, and Rosie from FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!
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r.e. parrish @reparrishcomics.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
frat house comics
frat house comics

frat boy #1: bro, come to the living room. we're gonna watch a girl-on-girl video
frat boy #2: hell yeah man
frat boy #1: check it out! (holds out a criterion blu ray of "All About Eve")
frat boy #2: whoa nice
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/07/2026
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for…
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me to call the roller of big cigars, the muscular one, and bid him whip in kitchen cups concupiscent curds; let the wenches dawdle in such dress as they are used to wear, and let the boys bring flowers in last month's newspapers...
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
in re: current swift/kelce events, a look back at the beginning...
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Taylor and Travis's first date
Superhero guy is getting down with a lady on a mountain. She kisses him and he collapses. "Excellent," she says, standing over him. "My kiss had the desired effect."
"Now listen carefully you romantic young idiot--" She strokes his cheek. "--I have orders for you."
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
not the first and not the worst joker-themed cybertruck i have seen
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Lynda Carter says she 'did what anyone would have done'" my god she ate it
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Purchased some $1 comic books today, a great many of them
Some comics! Just a selection: Emperor Doom Marvel Graphic Novel, a beat to hell copy of the Spectacular Spider-Man Magazine number one, an issue of Crazy!, some 1970s Fantastic Four (trying to get all of 160-195), some early Marvel Two-in-One (have almost all of them, except for the first year or two), bunch of Denny O'Neil/Luke McDonnell Iron Man (i.e. the ones where Rhodey took over), some Erik Larsen Amazing Spider-Man, a cool G.I. Joe cover with Snake Eyes and Scarlett, and the X-Force/Champions 1998 Annual (which marks.the completion of my o.g. X-Force collection).More comics: Lots and lots of Avengers -- I think nearly.fifty of them all told -- including the notorious issue 200 plus others in the 170s through the early 200s, by Jim Shooter, George Pérez, John Byrne, etc., and then a complete set of the 90s Gathering storyline by Bob Harras and Steve Epting, which is solid comics (and many of them have shiny, embossed gimmick covers)The short box the comics came in sits on the table while a cat investigates (even though I told her she's not allowed on the table)
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
Rodger Rabbit shoe being dipped into the green waters of DC.
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"I'm an AI-generated hologram of Charlie Kirk"
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#Mondays
Comic panel: a stunned Batman is socked in the stomach by the arm of an unseen assailant. 
SFX: CHOP
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: Voyager episode entitled "Delete the Wife"
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Fake Star Trek TOS episode entitled "Boobs to Infinity!"
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
purchased a pile of comics for $1 each (hooray)
lots of the current run of Conan the Barbarian, 90s Silver Surfer and Iron Man and Ghost Rider and Punisher, 80s New Mutants, many of the Dark Horse Presents issues that first printed the original Sin City story, etc.
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
hope that @comiccontext.bsky.social will enjoy this panel. comics!
We're in the darkened backseat of a car. Clark Kent and another man, who looks just like Clark Kent except he has a tattoo on his shoulder of a snake and a pair of dice that have both come up with one pip (i.e. snake eyes), are removing their clothing. 

Clark: *Gulp!*
Snake Eyes: C'mon... quit stallin' and get outa them clothes!
Clark: Y-yessir!

Art by Jose-Luis Garcia-Lopez (yay!) and Vince Colletta (boo!). Script by Martin Pasko, I think.
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
watching the steven seagal filmography the way god intended: on old vhs tapes
A stack of video tapes in boxes: Steven Seagal IS On Deadly Ground, Out for Justice, Marked for Death, Hard to Kill, AND Above the Law
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
at the met gala
Power couple Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
ewoks are vicious little bastards who cooked and ate captured stormtroopers alive after the battle of endor (but they don't have the geneva conventions in space) plus when they're playing the helmets like drums at the end there are still heads inside
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
happy caturday from my two beauties
Sara Jane, a b&w tuxedo cat, lies in her basket and stares regally into the middle distanceSqueaky, also a b&w tuxie but different, sits on the carpet next to a rug and affects a look of world weary circumspection
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Did you try to smuggle pickles because they hate that.
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
having merchants and money changers right inside the temple seems really convenient actually
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
NO!
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Can't get over the time I saw a christian family in the library bookstore who dismissed "Dune" and all of Orson Scott Card's books as "trash" because they're "dirty" but also heaped praise on "Go the Fuck to Sleep" because it was "hilarious"
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J. Ackolan Ternweather @jeffinghambellw.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
soccer goalies should all have to share a uniform and when they exchange the outgoing goalie has have to strip and give his clothes to the new one, who struggles to change while the game continues around him. including the shoes. same in hockey.
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