Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comEric Taylor: This Battle Is Not Over SpeechAlt: Eric Taylor: This Battle Is Not Over Speech 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for Old Men. 192
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s called pooping, maybe you’ve turd of it. 0142
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Could you BE any less ready for retirement? I’m Matthew Perry 050
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Seven evil ex mutual boyfriends. Got it. 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🎶 It's like raaaaaiiinnnn on your wedding day It's a free riiiiiiide when you've already paid It's the good adviiiiice that you just didn't take And who would've thought? It figures. 🎶 010
Reposted by Kwisatz HaberdasherRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap 3464584
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only) 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“You simply won’t stand for it anymore.” 011
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just don’t give them a pop quiz, hotshot. 040
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“But Bozo … I *am* a doctor.” (snort) “Dentist … “ 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not all heroes wear capes. Although in this case, would’ve made the photo even better! 010
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Please keep us abreast of the situation. 010
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Scum of the Earth will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 020
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Fine. I still don’t want any ‘ifs’ or ‘ands’, though.” 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 05/09/2026🎶🎶🎶 As the daaayyys go byyyy (Living long and prospering) 🎶🎶🎶 010
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“So your radiator is pretty gummed up but it’s nothing a second-down jet sweep won’t fix.” 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 31/08/2026They did NOT want to hear about how many frequent flier miles I have. 010
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Some kids … they just know from the start. 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 23/08/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?ALT: George Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That? 110
Reposted by Kwisatz HaberdasherIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My favorite thing about Bluesky is that I can post whatever I want and no one will see it 1419144
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 19/08/2026To be fair, it’s about keeping up with the Joneses, not the Smiths. 000
Reposted by Kwisatz HaberdasherCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We may never get Daniel Day-Lewis on Hot Ones but we have this, which is kind of like thatyoutu.beDanny McBride's Closet PicksYouTube video by CRITERION 212814
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“What if I told you … the collars had been switched all along!” 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“What this show could really use though is the Amish.” Patience, friend. 010
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 08/08/2026People absolutely do not talk about this enough. I’ve got a thirsty-stone one with deep dark rings. 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Your GoFundMe after quitting would raise $1 million in a day. 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comWilly Wonka: My Reaction When She Won't Leave Me AloneAlt: Willy Wonka saying stop don’t come back 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My desert island book. The Bible? The Stand? Any story’s gonna get old! 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Yep, when me and my crew weren’t tangling with those Britannica-browsing punks. 031
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.static.klipy.comOkay Then - Raising Arizona MemeAlt: Okay Then - Raising Arizona Meme 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 28/07/2026On the action front, always been partial to this one.youtu.beSerenity and The Rime of The Ancient MarinerYouTube video by plasmaburnthebc 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Co-sign. She moves to Chicago and becomes an investigative reporter. Hijinks ensue. “Close Quarters,” this fall on CBS! 010
