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Insubordinate and churlish. Claps on the one and three. Green bubble for life! Not angry, just disappointed

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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 28/09/2026
I support Wikipedia, where information is still human-created, fact-checked, and 100% free. Join me! donate.wikimedia.org
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Make your donation now - Wikimedia Foundation
Donate to the Wikimedia Foundation, the nonprofit that hosts Wikipedia and other crucial free knowledge projects. Each year, the generosity of the 2% of readers who donate allows us to expand the reac...
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 25/09/2026
Happy Kiteworkspocolyps to all who celebrate 🎂🎉
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 09/08/2026
Music Producer: "Today's pop sound needs some spice, let's add a duck call" Exec: "Duck call?" Producer: "Yeah, and a mouth harp, the kids love a mouth harp" Exec: "Are you sure?" Producer: "And some throat singing!" Exec: "Like the Tibetan guys, I don't..." Producer "Trust me" youtu.be/xa4MOx6jixk
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OTYKEN - TUNDRA (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by OTYKEN
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 27/06/2026
I just completed "Trash Compactor" - Day 6 - Advent of Code 2025 Implemented my own Vertical Slice iterator over a two dimensional slice. I was quite pleased with that. github.com/jeffmallozzi... adventofcode.com/2025/day/6 #AdventOfCode #AoC #Zig
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Day 6 - Advent of Code 2025
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 22/06/2026
At this rate they should just let @number10cat.bsky.social run things.
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 21/06/2026
I just completed "Cafeteria" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025 Yup, I'm still chugging along on 2025. And as always, part 2 makes me refactor part 1 github.com/jeffmallozzi... adventofcode.com/2025/day/5 #AdventOfCode #AoC #zig
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Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 07/06/2026
I've completed "Printing Department" - Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025 Not too happy with the way I hand-jammed the iterator over my neighbors struct but oh well github.com/jeffmallozzi... #AdventOfCode #AoC #Zig adventofcode.com/2025/day/4
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Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 06/06/2026
Lol, looks like I have some catching up to do! www.theguardian.com/p/x4f9v5
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The 100 best novels of all time
The top 100 novels of all time published in English, as voted for by authors, critics and academics worldwide. How many have you read?
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 01/05/2026
"Thanks to a generous gift of materials from the Wolf Law Library at the William & Mary Law School, and the Internet Archive’s mission to digitize and provide universal access to knowledge, we are pleased to share more than 125,000 U.S. Supreme Court records." blog.archive.org/2026/04/20/u...
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U.S. Supreme Court Records and Briefs: The Arguments That Shaped America, Now Freely Available | Internet Archive Blogs
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 12/04/2026
Good luck Cherry Blossom 10 mile runners!
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Past-week Google search volume for "bimbofication"
Huge jump in the past 24 hours, thank you Mr. Noem
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 05/03/2026
I just completed "Lobby" - Day 3 - Advent of Code 2025 Part 2 made me implement a recursive generic version of part 1 that was actually much simpler github.com/jeffmallozzi... adventofcode.com/2025/day/3 #AdventOfCode #zig
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Day 3 - Advent of Code 2025
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 04/03/2026
I just completed "Gift Shop" - Day 2 - Advent of Code 2025 adventofcode.com/2025/day/2 github.com/jeffmallozzi... Yeah, I'm running very behind this year ;) #AdventOfCode #zig
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Day 2 - Advent of Code 2025
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Michael Meir Saltzman @saltzman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Reading about Anthropic shit today:
Legolas Gimli side by side meme edited to say:

Never thought l'd die fighting side by side with an LLM

That's a great point Gimli. You're really getting to the core of things here. It shows a lot of insight that you understand how necessity based alliances have historic precedent while still being uncomfortable for their participants

Big boob Legolas, high quality, pretty androgynous elf standing majestically rampart, sexy, trending on ArtStation, blonde, very tall, is nice to me and is my friend, hot elf
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.
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The Handbasket
100% independent journalism by Marisa Kabas
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 25/02/2026
War Games gave us unrealistic expectations on the capacity of AI to predict catastrophic consequences.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post. We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts. Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert. Subscribe below.
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Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 25/02/2026
"While the account’s earliest available posts focused on NFTs, it has been a consistent pro-Trump presence since at least 2022." Of course the AstroTurf right wing troll would also be a crypto grifter
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Marie Vibbert @reasie.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A few days ago, a friend asked me to make a FB group for our friend circle planning a tea party. I made the group and invited six people. SIX PEOPLE. It's for a tea party, at someone's house. ... wait for it ... (AI slop post 1/ ?)
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/02/2026
So Bree hinted at this story a few days ago, but I want to circle back now that I have permission to share it. WHISTLES OUT: A WHISTLE CREW MYSTERY
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
NEW — An obscure Navy contractor program is making Trump’s plans to quickly build out and supply immigrant concentration camps around the country a reality. Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:
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For ICE to build concentration camps quickly, they're leaning on this Dept. of War program
WEXMAC TITUS helps contractors bypass the traditionally lengthy government contract bidding process
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 14/02/2026
Still from the movie Spartacus where another slave says "I am Spartacus". Text on the bottom reads "I am an anti-ICE account"
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
If they’re losing the “I’m not political but I love America” guys in Callaway hats…
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes. The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
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Rudy Fraser @rude1.blacksky.team · 11/02/2026
More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 11/02/2026
The SAVE Act would create one more barrier to the voting process, as many eligible voters do not have easy access to the necessary documents. Tell your Senators to oppose the SAVE Act. act.lwv.org/page/83724/a...
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Oppose the SAVE Act!
The SAVE Act would create one more barrier to the voting process, as many eligible voters do not have easy access to the necessary documents. Tell your Senators to oppose the SAVE Act.
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404 Media @404media.co · 05/02/2026
In a kleptocracy, there is no reason for a billionaire to own an adversarial news outlet.
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The Washington Post Is No Longer Useful to Jeff Bezos
In a kleptocracy, there is no reason for a billionaire to own an adversarial news outlet.
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 04/02/2026
Imagine what else we could build if more of us were motivated by more than just profit.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Seems 💯 accurate.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
BREAKING: Federal judge orders Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R., released. "The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED." "Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."
FILED
January 31, 2026
CLERK, U.S. DISTRICT COURT WESTERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS
Jaemie Herndon
DEPUTY
ADRIAN CONEJO ARIAS, and
L.C.R., a Minor Child by and through His Parent and Guardian Adrian Conejo Arias,
Petitioners,
VS.
KRISTI NOEM, in Her Official Capacity as Secretary of the United States Department of Homeland Security; PAMELA BONDI, in Her Official Capacity as Attorney General of the United States; TODD LYONS, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director, United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement;
DAREN MARGOLIN, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director of the Executive Office of Immigration Review; and JOHN DOE, in His Official Capacity as the Warden of the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in Dilley, Texas,
Respondents.
CIVIL CASE NO. SA-26-CV-415-FB
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OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURTCivics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster. That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The
Constitution requires an independent judicial officer.
Accordingly, the Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this
administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Great Writ
and release from detention are GRANTED pursuant to the attached Judgment.
Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled
power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And
the rule of law be damned.Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to
their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more
orderly and humane policy than currently in place.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February [sic], 2026.
Fred Biery
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/01/2026
A+++ Appalachian protest sign:
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 25/01/2026
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 24/01/2026
@jonesjay.bsky.social is there anything like this from your office for Virginia
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I'm going to butlerian jihad so hard, I'll learn to use a fucking abacus at this point.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/01/2026
Ice on ICE violence
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
10. Mike Luckovich
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Michael de Adder
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread) 1. Pat Bagley
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 06/01/2026
oh my GOD we just saw the logo for the Kraken Pride Night this year and holy shit???
a heavily stylized take on the Seattle Kraken "S" logo. the outer edge of the S is made of many differently colored flowers. the center of the S is dominated by a black unicorn with rainbow mane, tail, horn, and hooves.
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 01/01/2026
No cheating, re-skeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
A black dog sleeping on a large brown dog bed with a blue shark chew toy laying next to him
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 09/12/2025
I've completed "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 adventofcode.com/2025/day/1 I'm trying Zig for this year's AoC github.com/jeffmallozzi... #AdventOfCode #AoC #zig
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Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
muppet starship troopers could fix us
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jeff.foo @jeff.foo · 18/11/2025
Consumer Reports is hosting a petition to hold Meta and CEO Mark Zuckerberg accountable for accepting fraudulent advertising action.consumerreports.org/nb_20251117_...
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Hold Meta accountable for fraudulent ads
Facebook exposes users to 11 scam ads a day
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