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he/him | Call me Aidan or Jedi | thinkin bout Xenoblade (has perpetual Xenobrainrot) | art account: @mercenaryartworks.org

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 5h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 7h
A "Portuguese Luigi Disrespect" version of New Super Luigi U was uploaded to Nintendo's servers but replaced before it could be distributed to users. It is completely identical to the final version except that one Toad calls Luigi "Mario" in Portuguese.
On June 20th, 2013, New Super Luigi U was released in Europe as a downloadable update for New Super Mario Bros. U. However, internal files reveal that two weeks prior to this, another version of the game was uploaded to Nintendo's servers, but never pushed to users as an update.
The only difference between the early internal version of NSLU and the final one was that in the early version, one Toad mistakes Luigi for Mario in Portuguese.
Internal "Portuguese Luigi Disrespect" version, June 6, 2013:
Ai, isto é terrível! Alguém roubou as minhas coisas! E ele é tão rápido que não o consigo apanhar! Ajuda-me, Mario!
Final European version, June 20, 2013:
Ai, isto é terrível! Alguém roubou as minhas coisas! E ele é tão rápido que não o consigo apanhar! Ajuda-me, Luigi!
clearly not Mario
Translation:
"Oh, this is terrible! Someone stole my things! And he's so fast that I can't catch him! Help me, Mario!"
Translation:
"Oh, this is terrible! Someone stole my things! And he's so fast that I can't catch him! Help me, Luigi!"
The reasoning for this is almost certainly that the early version was a work in progress while Nintendo made one final check to see if everything was in order, and managed to catch one single mistake. However, it is curious how a version of the game exists that is nearly identical to the final except for not respecting Luigi.
Source: tcrf.net/New_Super_Mario_Bros._U; note the screenshots are mock-ups using internal data due to no clear footage of that version being available
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 7h
Theodora
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Lynarc @lynarc.bsky.social · 7h
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Pomelomelon @pomelomelon.bsky.social · 9h
Dancer Class change
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Pringus McDingus @pringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 10h
"it's an easy fix"
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lack/珈琲紳士 @lalalalack.bsky.social · 22h
昼ドッグ
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Maylee @lmaylee.bsky.social · 11h
Junah🎶 #MetaphorReFantazio #メタファー
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ciarre💫 @ciarre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
taking a break from fortunes weave to draw fortunes weave #fireemblem #fefw
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Extremely rare footage of Joseph Cloutier's unreleased Run spinoff, "Walk".
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GhostFactory_ 👽COMMS OPEN👽 @gh0stfactory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elma! #Xenoblade #ゼノブレイド
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GhostFactory_ 👽COMMS OPEN👽 @gh0stfactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drew some low-hanging uhh fruit
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Pomelomelon @pomelomelon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Writer's block Dante
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wretched beast
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⭐Kotta⭐ @hoshinokotta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shimmer with Mythra's fit ✨ #xenoblade
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Gzei ❓❗(🎮) @gzeidraws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter #FireEmblem #FEFortunesWeave #FE18
Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave: Art of Peter in a frontal 3/4 pose. He has a slight panicky expression as he holds onto an arrow he has accidentally snapped into two (also a reference to his English VA 
Michael Johnston's Obsession role).
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Slab Graveyard xkcd.com/3303/
4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Any plans for Halloween? PERSON 2 with beret: Me and my friends are gonna check out a slab graveyard! (2) PERSON 1: What’s that? PERSON 2: When dense crust subducts, geologists think it might pile up at the bottom of the mantle. [illustration of Person 2’s related theory] (3) PERSON 2: We’re going to hide in the crust and ride it down to see. Wanna come? It’s gonna be spooky! (4) PERSON 1: Won’t that take millions of years? PERSON 2: Lots of time for ghost stories! PERSON 1: I think I’m good. PERSON 2: Too spooky? I understand.
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snakey @snakeycake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
moo moo #fefw
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DJames @jamesfe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cai
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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cringemaster supreme @punchyfakegamer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#myart #fefw was counting quarters from the strip mall parking lot on top of a coupon flyer to buy a pizza a universal experience or just me
leda, sirocco, olympia, and mu collecting change to buy a pizza. buccar is behind them with $20 in his pocket
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Sun🍉 @suneia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
duende melodía
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Doiparuni @doiparuni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sothis #FireEmblem #FortunesWeave
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RY★ @ryrycosmos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fury and Hunger all in one 💥⚡️ #Metroid
Illustration of Samus from Metroid Ravenous
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Bakaretsu @bakaretsu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do not know why I'm here, all I know is I must kill
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Xander Wolk @xander-wolk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sketch comms are open again! 5 slots 🌟 vgen.co/Xander_Wolk #FireEmblem #sketch
Sketch illustration of Felicia from Fire Emblem Fates. She’s standing in a cute pose with hands together in front of her. Her hair is blowing upward in a half circle motion
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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🅶🅸🅶🅸 @kamaniki.art · 27/09/2026
Pyra
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Sun🍉 @suneia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again promoting comms in this painterly style! I can take a couple for October! 👽 vgen.co/suneia
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은단껌 @silvercandygum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#FireEmblem
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[metroid] just hangin out
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
alt timeline where Baby got to stick around, and became an Omega Metroid ✨
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ゆと @yutohiro7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FE万紫:アナトリアちゃん
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This week's comic: Thirdback foxtrot.com/2026/09/27/t...
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Billy🎨 @billdadinosaur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten
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ArciArcy @arciarcy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shimmer's here!!! ✨ #XenobladeChronicles3
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Knerr @knerrvana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The twin shards of Pneuma Pyra and Mythra #Xenoblade #XenobladeChronicles2
Pyra and Mythra in their new outfits included in the Switch 2 edition of Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 26/09/2026
A Grand Canyon vacationer voiced his regret for not packing a gaming handheld of some sort. paletteswap.site/dif...
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👻 @jamboe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THEODORA ‼️
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Jikure @kurebuster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lucina ko-fi comm 🥺
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은단껌 @silvercandygum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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DaPenPan Comms open @dapenpan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like Melia if it wasn't obvious #XenobladeChronicles #ゼノブレイド
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YanManXplore @yanmanxplore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Power and the Boys
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 26/09/2026
Drew a cover for BATMAN & ROBIN: YEAR ONE - DYNAMIC DUOS issue 5. It was fun! ❤️🦇🐦‍⬛
Mike Maihack drawn variant cover for BATMAN & ROBIN: YEAR ONE - DYNAMIC DUOS issue 5 (by Chris Samnee and Mark Waid). The Boy Wonder is having the time of his life posing for all of us! Batman is a bit more serious about the situation. Maybe we just let them go about their day of saving lives and solving crimes.
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✩MAJI✩ working on comms! @majibomber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My wife 💖 #FireEmblem #ファイアーエムブレム #art
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Mintberry @mentosberi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TELL ME TELL ME PLEASE.. #ddlc #persona4
a drawing with a light yellow background. the draw features crossdressing teddie, kanji, yosuke and yu as sayori, yuri, natsuki and monika respectively. the persona 4 logo was designed to look like the logo of doki doki literature club
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Gofelem 🌱 @gofelem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hong Hua ( ´ ᵕ ` ) #FireEmblem #FEFW #FE万紫千紅
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