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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I now need ASB to get 24 points.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nwankpa!
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I beg the Raiders to stop throwing it to that tight end.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Musing with a Hawkeye friend about PJ Fleck’s antics and this text gave me a kidney stone.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My fantasy opponent didn’t start any active wide receivers and I’m still going to lose this week because lol why not.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Close captioning just called Washington’s QB Karl McManus
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my special talent? Still spending more than my grocery budget when “I don’t need much this week.”
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scare-anatar 🎃 @vibecode.rodeo · 04/10/2026
Was in the Indian market the other day and found out they named a knife set after me
A set of small kitchen knives labeled "fuxswell". You know, like fucks well
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m glad Jeremiah Smith flashed the heisman today. He’s the best player in college football and it’s not even close. He’s been way too humble
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Penn St. is gonna put Matt Campbell out to sea on an air mattress the second USC fires Lincoln tomorrow.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s definitely piss
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gimme two Jack and cokes and imma send this number a picture of my ballsack
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fire any network analyst using “we” when talking about the school they went to
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And that feels like a win! He just…gets yards.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love you Boston Everitt
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When was the last time Iowa got that to work
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time to take the gotdang lead
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is simply not fair to have a robot alien on your team
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta invest in a defensive line next year
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
ALT: Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s go shopping
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can’t reply but this is being saved for 11/21
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did Hank Brown Break Michigan? My column:
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pork shoulder is on sale this weekend. Might have to go find the goods for chili colorado
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dallas Clark is the fuckin man
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Breakfast
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Game result aside, it’s gonna be an all timer day in Iowa City today and I’m so sad I can’t be there. Live it up, friends!
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The students should tear down the goalposts
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Should be at my front door Wednesday
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the most PJ Fleck coded shit
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m just really happy Iowa doesn’t have to go to Evanston and potentially suffer the same fate
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎼Wheeen You Embrace a Coach Who’s beyond all reproach That’s Matt Campbell🎼
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Ryans told them they either had to wear something purple or commentate from Chicago Hot Dog Fest or whatever the fuck it is.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still have Urban but at least this is a start.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had b-dubs for the first time in several years tonight and lemme tell ya, it hit like most foods can’t sometimes.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not as sick as having a 25 year old, heavily edited hype song instead of the band the though 🙄
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can’t let Purdue have anything smh
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is fuckin sick.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna have a beer
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thought I ate enough lunch to tide me over past my late work engagement. I did not. Uh oh.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Art.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s 50 degrees and crystal clear this morning. I have a hoodie on and a pumpkin coffee and work rage is just merely mild. Bliss.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can someone at the Aces-Fever game go find whoever is being a constant, loud jackass near the mics and politely* tell him to stop *don’t be polite
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haunting
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tonight is one of those nights that makes fall what it is. Absolutely picture perfect.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did, in fact, hit like 10 pounds of cocaine youtu.be/GUQXd72Vtuw?...
youtu.be
2026 Iowa Football – Michigan Cinematic Recap
YouTube video by Iowa Hawkeyes
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s 64 degrees and someone just told me they missed when it was hot.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s gonna fuck the popcorn bucket
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Office neighbor has been cornered by The Loud Political Talker on our floor. A good person would intervene and try to pull her away. I am not a good person. My door is being closed.
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