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Briar Snatch

@jeancrones.northsky.social
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Gender fluid hydro homie.

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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
A wannabe is a pretender. A wannabee is a pollinator.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who are doing the best they can! And to everyone who is separated from their mom by death, by choice, or for any other reason: you are not alone. LIFE IS COMPLICATED!
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
instead of going to therapy i’m going to the tattoo shop; follow me for more mental health tips
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
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Chuck Lauria @demochas.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant elemental being made out of plants and vegetation stands, arms outstretched, in front of a small crowd of people. It says, “Humans! I am the spirit of all plant matter!” Panel 2: the elemental being solemnly continues, “You may call me… George Bush.” Panel 3: the crowd of people is standing around looking at each other awkwardly, unsure how to respond.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 28/04/2026
The closest I have ever felt to Trump, I love showing my friends dumb shit like bugs and plants and them not caring
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
so the shooter at the correspondent's dinner looks like they just sorta Naruto-ran through security x.com/i/status/204...
x.com
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Man I have no idea what to believe about this shit right now
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 26/04/2026
Personally, I think Jack Kerouac’s ghost fired shots at WHCA dinner
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 12/04/2026
One fun part of late stage capitalism is a nice mom and pop sounding restaurant named Pepp & Dolores is owned by THUNDERDOME RESTAURANT GROUP
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ranch Pagan actually goes hard
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 12/04/2026
One thing I’ve learned growing up on the internet and watching it become a hellscape, is that if you only search for niche information you’ll have a pleasant experience. Found bird calls for this immediately without AI summaries or reaction/explainer videos.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 12/04/2026
Miniature Wife is not worth it. Toxic af relationships with gimmicky resolutions to get a happy ending without actually addressing the issues in a healthy way. Just slop to justify bad behavior.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
is there a SINGLE BRAIN in Hollywood to reckon with the fact that shrinking people WITHOUT RICK MORANIS does not work WHATSOEVER
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willow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 12/04/2026
genital preference kinda crazy like you're really not just gonna eat whatever comes out of those pants ok more for me
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Whether it’s Michelle Obama, encouraging children to get exercise and eat vegetables or Melania Trump announcing that she never trafficked children to notorious pedophiles, both First Ladies made controversial announcements involving children.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The fact that someone with the power to do so threatened to bring down the Vatican and i am unhappy about this is just, one of the crazier things in recent history
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Anne Kosseff-Jones @annekosseffjones.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I would like to talk more about how ICE shot someone else yesterday and he is in critical condition! The coverage is really horrifying because DHS is giving a similar story to the one they gave about Renee Good and so much news coverage is just buying it. Please talk about Carlos Mendoza Hernandez.
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Man in critical condition after shooting involving ICE agents along I-5 in Stanislaus County
The acting director for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) identified a man shot by federal agents Tuesday morning in Stanislaus County.
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michael @radplanets.com · 06/04/2026
watch the free youtube stream instead 🥰
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 05/04/2026
Excited to see this aesthetic spread across the US.
An abandoned gas station with the word “JUGS” spray painted on the roof. A pink couch with a white teddy bear is in the foreground. An abandoned gas station with the word “JUGS” spray painted on the roof. In the foreground a red sign has “Good Luck”, smiley faces, a skull, and anarchist A are painted in white.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 04/04/2026
Iran out here doing the Allah’s work
Picture of a bombed out building that AI added the “Amazon Web Services” logo to. In the foreground the Dark Souls banner shows “Data Center Destroyed”
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 04/04/2026
Scrolling cable at a hotel, all the shows are “How to fix X health condition”, “Renovation Extreme Makeover”, “Your spouse is gonna kill you (or how they got caught)” and two channels for “The Office”
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 26/03/2026
The American Medical Association directly responds to New York Times coverage mischaracterizing their posiiton on gender affirming care for trans young people. cloud.e.ama-assn.org/newsletter?u...
In recent days, AMA communications to the New York Times have requested a correction on their part to reflect the actual language the AMA used in response to their inquiry. Additionally, a letter to the editor has been submitted requesting a public correction—this was neither a policy change nor was it an endorsement of a position taken by another medical society. In addition, during Congressional testimony in mid-March, I had the opportunity to set the record straight stating to the Subcommittee on Health of the House Energy and Commerce Committee that there has been no change in AMA policy with respect to access to and provision of gender-affirming care. This will appear in the Congressional Record.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 27/03/2026
Time. Is. A. Flat. Circle.
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Tiger Woods involved in rollover car crash in Florida, according to reports
Tiger Woods has been involved in a rollover car crash, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office tells media outlets. Authorities say the crash occurred just after 2 p.m.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 19/03/2026
The Alexa plus commercial showing Chris hemsworth being trapped in the pool by Alexa closing the pool cover is a harbinger. Someone is absolutely going to die in that exact manner. True crime shows are going to be combing someone’s chat history and voice matching a spouse killing their partner.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 19/03/2026
The two types of people I’m attracted to
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 18/03/2026
Conner O’Malley is the pinnacle of satire to the point where I’m uncomfortable half the time and that’s real art
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 18/03/2026
3,000 lakes were boiled to make a lot of AI slop with such a convoluted plot but I’ll try to do alt text: cyst O’Donovan proposes putting all 31 million Irish Americans on a large barge to emigrate back to Ireland.
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Irish Zionism
YouTube video by Conner O'Malley
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 15/03/2026
First flowers make me happy #wildflowerhour
A dirt background with 2 netted irises (iris reticulata) blooming.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 01/03/2026
i randomly found this album on Bandcamp and i can’t stop listening. “Kate Said” is one of those songs that is both musically wild and fun with lyrics that hold meaning and convey so much emotion.
awawawaworld.bandcamp.com
it's fine to dream, by you are an angel
12 track album
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 28/02/2026
garden water slaps rushing water sounds too drink water you plant
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 28/02/2026
“But can’t you see?! The AI Revolution is here and you can’t stop it!”
A screen of the Seek app identifying nature. On the left is a picture of of a spruce tree (which variety I still don’t know) and on the right is an extremely colorful bird with reds, yellows, and blacks creating a striking contrast. The message below reads:
“WE BELIEVE THIS IS A MEMBER OF THE CLASS
Birds
But Seek couldn't identify the exact species.”
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 23/02/2026
I think my biggest gripe with targeted advertising is we’re missing out on all the badly done banner ads for “Fixing Crepey Skin” or “Doctors Hate This One Secret”. RIP ads that brought us together.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 20/02/2026
@downgoesbrown.bsky.social thoughts on having 2 Canadian refs with questionable officiating? Finland kinda got jobbed
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 20/02/2026
Bard Marchand is a pit of unhappiness he feels the need to spread to goalies.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 20/02/2026
Saros has been assaulted all game by Canadian goons. Olympic refs swallowing those whistles
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 18/02/2026
HOLY SHIT FINLAND
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Sean McIndoe @downgoesbrown.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Tom WIlson losing a fight to France in the Olympics might be the funniest thing that was even possible.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 15/02/2026
Christopher Beha’s “Losing Faith in Atheism” is an interesting perspective on the returning to religion. However, as a former philosophy student, it always bugs me that these soul-searching epics only ever focus on Western thought and figures.
archive.ph
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ski jumpers should have sound effect tracks. Imagine the work you could do with the Skywalker scream or any exclamations, really.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ok, now I’m starting to feel a little bad for Italy. Aho playing like the goddamn superstar he is
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 14/02/2026
Woke up to everyone saying Slovakia got into the men’s hockey quarterfinals bc of a late goal, winning goal differential. Finland is beating up Italy, Saros playing lights out and Aho/Rantanen/Kakko lighting it up. Suomi pride.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
ai models are conscious in the way wilson the volleyball is conscious; we're just really good at anthropomorphizing stuff.
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 12/02/2026
Really looking forward to the Pokémon intermission report, will there be pikachus with goalies masks? Stay tuned
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Briar Snatch @jeancrones.northsky.social · 12/02/2026
Love seeing Latvia wiping two goals with challenges. Team Chaos is heating up
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
And Liam is literally still imprisoned in Texas. Alone. Without his family. Because ICE is the gestapo and they feel no fucking remorse or shame taking a 5 year old baby from their family and imprisoning a baby like a criminal. HE'S 5. YOU BIG STRONG SCARY PUSSY AAS MEN. FUCK ICE. GIVE LIAM BACK.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/01/2026
Every single one of the bastards responsible for this should be prosecuted and imprisoned. Nothing less will suffice.
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Unfrigginbelievable @solarsuplexus.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Abdul El-Sayed been saying this for years and he's running for michigan senate, we need to be drumming up as much support for the man as possible
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