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Jess Shand Smith

@jdshandsmith.bsky.social
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its when you discover that Clinton, Bush and Trump were all born over 3 months in 1946
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My glaswegian ex could not only tell whether someone was glaswegian vs nearby town, but also their social class, and whether they were Catholic or Protestant
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's really British is that we can absolutely tell them apart by the accent
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, if there's a trans girl team at a pub quiz everyone else may as well just quit there and then
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Cute Cats Hugging with Love
Alt: Peach Cat giving Goma Cat a comforting, supportive hug
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Classic headline use "many" Majority? No Growing consensus in field? No 5 cranks in a WhatsApp group? ...
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Dr Julia Grace Patterson @jujuliagrace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WOW! 😮 🔥 I’m starting a YouTube channel to tell people what politicians are really doing to the NHS🚨. Not everyone has time to read long newsletters so I’m going to make videos to explain what’s going on. I’m hoping to find my first 1000 subscribers and we’re 2/3 of…
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Consent manufacturing machine goes:
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Cute bunny voice] Well um... I have long pretty ears, a cute twitchy nose, a fluffy puff tail and um.... the ability to survive hard vacuum for 4 hours
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, that sounded way more sanctimonious than I intended
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it's because a lot of less well off families start buying things for Christmas early to spread the cost
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Peach and Goma Say Hello
Alt: Peach and Goma Say Hello Peach cat emerging from a blanket with a smile on her face. Caption says "hello"
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Right down to his look he's like how Paul Verhoeven would portray a sellout pro-capital politician
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At the WASP factory
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All these internet blowhards are mad at me for selling out an oppressed minority group, no matter how many times I explain CALMLY that it was convent for me to do so!
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In that case have you seen? youtu.be/k-MQTx1CMM4
youtu.be
Ballerina on the Boat Lev Atamanov Alfred Schnittke
YouTube video by jkircher314
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rome: Total War campaign map music plays in my head
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this not one of those weird British reporting things when there's an active criminal case? They can't be seen to bias the case or declare who's culpable until it's been through court?
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is it Musk funding these?
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good only knows what mantis shrimps see if they poke their eyes above the surface
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Birds, interestingly, have four types of cone cells with the extra seeing well into the ultraviolet. So the crow couple sitting preening each other on the tree opposite your house are complimenting each other's colourful iridescent feathers under a violet sky.
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In Russian for instance this colour is called головой (goluboi) and is considered a distinct colour from spectral blue - синий (siniy) There are languages that dont have separate words for spectral blue and green but do have a separate word for sky blue (I *think* classical Chinese is like this?)
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The scattering effect of the earth's atmosphere produces a range of short wavelength visible light that leads to intense activation of the green- blue and blue plus cones simultaneously. Your brain labels this with a non spectral colour that in English we call Sky-blue But other languages don't!
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok im not going to look this up 'cause that would be cheating so this is from aged memory. Those who remember neurophysiology better please feel free to correct me. (I think this is interesting) Normally a person has 3 main families of cone cells in their retinas Red-green Green-blue Blue plus
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No I meant IS the sky blue? (strokes chin) If it's just Rayleigh scattering Why isn't it violet? [Self satisfied didact voice ] There's maybe some interesting neuro-ophthalmological phenomena and interesting linguistic features going on here?
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it?
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look what the left has done to our men!
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 06/09/2026
A basic fact about how the right operates is that they take attacks on women's rights, trans people, immigrants and racialized people etc. deathly seriously, while many liberals and even many leftists dismiss them as 'distractions' or 'culture issues'. Often due to tacit agreement.
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Occasionally they will rouse themselves if someone is being mean to transphobes
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are the wasps clones then? Or are multiple genetically different embryos conceived then cased in a single egg?
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/jdsh...
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Too modern for me, I'm a fourth stage sexual invert
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Atkinson Hyperlegible Created with Braille institute Also just a nice san serif font for signs etc. 3d prints well and is free to download
Atkinson
Hyperlegible

A bold proclamation of a name, sure,
but that's why it's here

Atkinson Hyperlegible is a typeface created
in partnership with Braille Institute. It has
been developed specifically to increase
legibility for readers with loW vision, and to
improve comprehension.

Four fonts, including two
weights, in both roman
and oblique

Nine hundred and
ninety-two total glyphs
across all fonts

Two hundred and
forty-eight glyphs
per font

Adobe Latin 2
character map
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did he pronounce Cyber with a hard Kappa, and will you?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How does the left wing party come to power on a programme of pure bullshit, then instantly launch into brutal spending cuts and National Front-level racist crackdowns and rhetoric? If does it by fraud. How could that possibly happen? Because all the refs are bent and they make damn sure it does.
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Ruth Pearce @notrightruth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Addendum #2: Trans Aid Cymru and Trans Partnership Wales are asking people directly affected by the cancellation of surgeries to contact them - details here.
transaid.cymru
Hundreds of surgeries suddenly cancelled following a ban on NHS Wales referrals
Hundreds of surgeries suddenly cancelled following a ban on NHS Wales referrals A large number of gender-affirming surgeries have been cancelled in hospitals across the UK following the NHS Wales …
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Ruth Pearce @notrightruth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Reddit user pkunfcj has collated advice on what people in Wales can do to fight back against the trans surgical ban:: - writing to Senedd members and the First Minister (with an example email) - complain through patient advocacy services - complain to the health board - organise protests
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pkunfcj's comment on "Welsh Gender Service Review - Cancelled surgeries"
Explore this conversation and more from the transgenderUK community
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And all roads are now bent
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
DLSS 5 does weird things to Pikmin ay?
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Really? I have a list of names I repeat to myself before falling asleep like Arya Stark
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have never seen a moral panic grip a country so quickly or thoroughly
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today the first ever Scottish Borders Pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 is happening in Galashiels. Huge kudos to the organisers who have put in a massive amount of work with a focus on accessibility and community engagement. And the sun is shining 🌤️! Visibility for LGBT+ people has never been more important. Happy pride!
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026
it's me i'm "unknown"
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ILGA-Europe @ilgaeurope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Across Europe, Pride is under attack. Sign the open letter today! We're calling on the #EuropeanCommission to help protect Pride, and the freedoms that make it possible. Add your name to our open letter 👉 www.change.org/protectpride
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some day a lifting machine will be built that will outperform a moustached strongman in a striped leotard and leopard skin, but today is not that day
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well if you will keep annoying the anaesthetics dept what do you expect really?
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I did see someone joke on twitter a while back that a lot of eighties and nineties media need re-evaluated as jocks fighting a desperate action against the rise of fascist nerd culture
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I keep going back to look at it. It makes me think about my time in Brighton prior to my surgery, staying at an air BnB to quarantine prior, as it was covid time. There's something about it that made me think of that time and speaks to me, even before I saw the title.
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Jess Shand Smith @jdshandsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Royal Scottish Academy had an exhibition in my work at the moment that includes this picture "Brighton Revisited" by Willy Rodger (1972)
Brighton Revisited by Willie Roger
Portrait oriented linocut picture (I think)
Seen through a vertical 2 pane window, a woman in a polkadot top and dark trousers looks in a mirror. Her back is to you. Her face in the mirror is blank / undetailed. She is brighter in the mirror than in the room.
In the room is a fireplace, a half seen chest of drawers and the edge of what appears to blankets on an unmade bed. 
To the right of the scene black and gold patterned stairs lead up out of the room. 
The tangled sheets are recapitulated as dull gold line drawing in the foreground.
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