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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wonder if he knows that all those guys aren’t real soldiers? At any rate, the pentagon gay bars are empty and the pizza is flowing in DC and he is running stairs to watch a middle tier SEC team get embarrassed at home.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lol what a fucking time for this to start. Sure it will go unnoticed.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nothing against this place specifically, or dirty soda as a concept, but this micro -bubble is going to make the one that hit cupcake shops look like a slow decline.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Joel Embiid and Dwight Howard also were in this end of the dietary spectrum. I remember them talking about how much candy Dwight ate - mostly fruit chewy candy, and comparing it to the sugar in Hershey bars saying it was like 40 bars and I could only think wow I should eat more Hersheys.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sazeracs>old fashions.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
School boards being politicized and specifically party aligned is a hideous blight on our country.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What will resonate with voters? Sustainable healthcare systems or money for a foreign governments wars of choice and persecution?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Love the framing of the clipped article as a little political jog. Oh maybe a seat isn’t safe? Politics in two party winner take all system has warped the collective media brain.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Undertaker standing menacingly behind smiling wrestler. Bottom text by smiling man “dnc sending their endless little fundraising emails” and top text by undertaker “professional phishers smelling fresh blood”
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Millennials are proven to be the most hands-on involved parents maybe ever. Screen time used for get the dishes done or a special project advanced is not a negative, it is just part of modern life. Very different than giving your kids screens or giving them screens because you don’t want to play
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ok, I am glad this meme is back and also lmao
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Bonfire @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kind of incredible because it’s not just that it is “easy” but is about relatability and understanding the general public. Isn’t that supposed to be their whole deal?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That’s Jason Bourne!
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wonder if being a salad business who is ardently aligned with right wing culture warriors who want to put beef fat and raw milk in everything is going to work out for them?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ve never considered how amazing getting a crisp buzz and chilling with your bees must be. Lot of pun opportunity here as well, like a dad singularity.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Really is like everyday just something nice and kind of common sense from that admin. Yeah, I know it costs money but it is a public service and can save tons of hours if crime prevention or other clean-up.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I thought this was a slice of prime rib or something at first.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
As a father of young kids, watching a whole movie would feel like a vacation. Took me 4 sittings to watch each of the dunes after the kids were in bed.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Folks, they call it a grinder because it will grind your organs to a halt. Just kidding, state fair food is calorie and damage free.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
First guy to experience this, probably.
News caption that reads “what are you going to do stab me?” As a quote from man stabbed.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Quick, buy SaaS stocks today
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Saw fireflies in my yard tonight. First time in 20+ years. Way better than fireworks.
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doublemmia @mobilesuitmia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Enough!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
New bottom just dropped!
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Waste truck drivers are also all awesome- legit think and wave and slow down for kiddos. Everyone of them.
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Adam Gretz @adamgretz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When the Steelers-Bengals rivalry was at its peak.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Garbage person, garbage show. I’ll make it make sense: I would pay more in taxes that went to tangible benefits for society,not just weapons for home and abroad. Idgaf if someone skims if even most of it goes towards helping kids, elderly, or any person not already a millionaire.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Wikipedia and the deranged fan based wikis, sports blogs to a minor extent, and cooking sites are all that is left of the internet as a consumable medium.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Two Trumps
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A Red Guy representing the White House stands in front of a massive jacked up Trump. The Red Guy points to Trump and says “He’s a big strong hero”

Panel 2: A very very mean woke leftie in the audience shouts “I hate his guts”

Panel 3: Red Guy is now cradling a tiny little baby Trump. With tears in his eyes, Red Guy yells “He’s a baby. You’re screaming at a BABY”
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If most political tv show pundits look up in the rain they may accidentally drown.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It hurts to see other people living your dreams.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social Purdue rivalry’s are not going great for football. So tell everyone to stop trying to steal space valor.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Donation 1 is simple as a Purdue fan I will need to dig deeper this year for some type of slander later. Also, Apple Pay just makes it so easy to give money to a good cause. #charitibundibowl
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The laughter was good-hearted laughing with a slightly buzzed friend, now the laughter has stopped as we finish our drink and get ready to hop in our truck while yelling at our loved ones on the phone.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I call him Duplo, because he’s a block head.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The best use of English ever.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Hotter stove in the world! Big strong men telling us “don’t touch the stove”. We are going to touch it! They said you can’t touch it sir, hottest stove Int the world.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Seasons 1-3 of Reacher, most people not named Reacher. Specifically the Prison scenes from season 1 are “boy you blew past that red light”.
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a man is holding a mug with the word prime video on it
Alt: a man is holding a mug with the word prime video on it -It’s Reacher.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is me with like Easter candy and beer.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This a legitimate all time episode. The Belichick deathbed muttering had me laughing on a treadmill.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The “rural diner patron” as virtuous controller of state spending also has to go. Maybe people who eat at diners on weekday mornings aren’t a good barometer of the typical person in the state when their county has a lower population than 4th ring suburbs.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Literally Donald Trump:
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This, is not reassuring.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The 24 pack is more cost effective!
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Is this a Woodrow Wilson situation?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Vs “no it won’t”
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Luke Kawa @ljkawa.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A bad AIxcuse is better than none? “59% say they emphasize AI’s role in layoffs bc it ‘is viewed more favorably by stakeholders than saying layoffs or hiring freezes are driven by financial constraints.’ Only 9% said AI had fully replaced any roles.” www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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The ‘AI-Washing’ of Job Cuts Is Corrosive and Confusing
Whatever you think about whether artificial intelligence is coming for your job, it has already mastered one corporate skill: hogging the credit.
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