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Talented Waste

@jdoubleu.bsky.social
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This looks like the lab or hangout of an 80s action movie villain but with 9/11 memorabilia..?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You get that James Franklin mother fucker in slow mo?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw someone predict this would cause the Japanese to sell off all their bonds. Would it generally just crater the bond market and cause strain further up the supply chain?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I… I would rock that shirt.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wonder if he knows that all those guys aren’t real soldiers? At any rate, the pentagon gay bars are empty and the pizza is flowing in DC and he is running stairs to watch a middle tier SEC team get embarrassed at home.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The last terminator searching an airport newsstand for any magazines with an AOL cd still adhered to the back before it runs out of minutes.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Already turtling on offense after surrendering two games of momentum in an instant.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like to pretend this is just about the state, and same.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Too young.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Clay Travis is 7-18-1 or something on his CFB picks this season. I think it is important to know that, and then not think about him any further.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only blue collar guy who had real blue collar beliefs and was himself/funny.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is it based on jaw strength, tongue size, saliva production?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*sigh* something something burnt orange is a distraction from bad orange! Blah blah real threat from Ohio is wearing eyeliner. Please stop enjoying life etc etc.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is this why Apple TV doesn’t advertise? They can keep a schedule and keep eyeballs?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They were Malort, bad but kind of appreciated and could have their moments where they were part of something fun somehow. Now they are like Malort someone spit in.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My daughter loves the game, it is usually a requirement that we will play it more than once to set it all up and usually still ends with multiple rounds of just trying to set of the traps ina more elaborate way.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Deeply jealous, when I lived in St. Paul I could go days without touching my car.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Football people are so fucking trash sometimes.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Don’t you wish you knew you were in the good times when you were in them?” But about 9/11 is really crazy. Who let this go up and stay up?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lol what a fucking time for this to start. Sure it will go unnoticed.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I mean, if you can’t own stock in the gun that kills you why even have capitalism?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Will be fine if the deeply evil , for real, patriots are humiliated.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s not funny, but “funny” how quickly are decline has become total and thorough. Should we stop it? Nah just ruining all at once.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The crown scarcity in rural Midwest areas will be more impactful than the soy and beef trade disruptions.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tort: litigate your feelings Torte: eat your feelings Helpful little guide I use.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Or at their high schools/jucos likely? Like getting an office tech job for the first time and they run out of lacroix on day 1.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
On pace to be the best cfb season ever.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You expect this type of cheap generic fascism from some of these retailers, but Target? I would expect them to at least offer genuine Hugo Boss.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They are fine don’t worry
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
General Entropy offense
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nothing against this place specifically, or dirty soda as a concept, but this micro -bubble is going to make the one that hit cupcake shops look like a slow decline.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How much of this is LSU worrying a win vs Clemson could be thrown out or in some level disregarded by rostering those guys if a later ruling or interpretation changes?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a touching tribute to the Jets, football is family.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ruthlessly pragmatic sounds like an onion article about the newest Camry , not the slogan of a group trying to lead?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Unfortunate is getting the wrong coffee order, learning about the Herbstreit bedroom playbook feels close to legally actionable.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Joel Embiid and Dwight Howard also were in this end of the dietary spectrum. I remember them talking about how much candy Dwight ate - mostly fruit chewy candy, and comparing it to the sugar in Hershey bars saying it was like 40 bars and I could only think wow I should eat more Hersheys.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Adam Schefter is getting ready to pretend to light himself on fire to Help address this. Everyone knows he’s dousing himself with water and wearing a prop muscle suit but we are letting him do it anyways.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah, Shakespeare was the king of performative contractions. We get it, dude, you’re artsy.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You have a lifetime pass to imitate and portray midwestern cultures. As a lifer - your accent and portrayals are spot on. Like I ran into you at a Lutheran swap meet.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wouldn’t this theoretically then kill their entire support and services ecosystem? And that of their partners?
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whisper quiet rolling through a busy tailgating lot, only emissions are from the grill.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly and Tim were both 80… just like…
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Honestly, I have young girls and Zara Larson in general but the one song: Never Forget You. It will absolutely one shot your brain for a week.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sazeracs>old fashions.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not gonna lie, get yourself a milkshake with a straw is going to be firmly in my head canon now. Very economical assessment of and insult to a person.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The eternal are in that cave the minions went to to avoid worming for Hitler or Stalin.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shang chi and captain marvel.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pumpkin pie is one slice a year or about there type of dessert. Pumpkin is also better in other dessert forms. Pecan pie is better and can get called up at a number of times and the pecan as pie is its ultimate form.
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Remember
Like 20 screen caps of Matt Y saying i don’t understand on Twitter
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Talented Waste @jdoubleu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
While he was riding a motorcycle, he took it off but had a helmet and some other type of pad on. Attacking Reacher in armor is some next level suburban tren dad brain.
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