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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen

@jdorchen.bsky.social
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essayist, fiction writer, other kind of writer, food preparer and eater, illustration guy, sickened unto death by the folly of humanity, nevertheless astonished by the cosmic myriad

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 22h
These people don't even want to pay *regular* taxes and they expect us to believe their little pyramid scheme will lead to universal basic income. Lol. Lmao.
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 13h
Wait, he knows what workers want, he just doesn't want to give it to them?
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Working Families Party 🐺 @workingfamilies.org · 13h
If you didn't catch the debate between Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers, this sums up how it went for Mike:
Two men in suits on a split screen during a debate.
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yesterday's segment from This is Hell! Understand that this is not a call to action, but an exploration of the logic and response implicit in the words and actions of others.
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Against Eugenocide
Don’t give the people no choice but to become one vast Luigi
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
World urges Rahm Emanuel to prioritize shutting the fuck up
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Emanuel urges Democrats to prioritize ethics reform over potential third Trump impeachment
Former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel (D) on Sunday pushed Democrats to focus on ethics reform instead of a third impeachment of President Trump if they win back power in Congress after the midterm ele…
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember our whole Sunday Jewish cultural school class being assigned to write letters to the UN condemning the resolution. And it causing me to consider for the first time, "Is Zionism racism? Because it is about one ethnicity/religion's rights to land over those of others."
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 16/09/2026
ANGIE NIXON DID NOT COME TO PLAY. LETS GOOOOO! Click below and donate to her campaign for us senate❤️✊🏽 secure.actblue.com/donate/frien...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 03/10/2026
Okay, Dems. Let’s not get cocky.
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Volunteer Blue @volunteerblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Corruption at its highest level. Let's elect Democrats up and down the ballot to hold this regime accountable and make them pay. Do YOU want to win BIG??? Check out volunteerblue.org?utm_medium=B... for options to help. Thanks
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚨NEW by me: New ICE facility for unaccompanied migrant kids is about to open in Louisiana. While ICE is sanitizing optics, calling it the "Alexandria Family Staging Center," lawmakers and child advocates are raising the roof warning of child trafficking risks. www.thequeenzone.com/new-ice-faci...
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New ICE Facility for Migrant Children Raises Alarm Over Trafficking Risks
A new ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) facility for unaccompanied children, families, and single women is set to...
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
another day at the machine learning factory. everyone keeps asking me if the machine is intelligent. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Los Angeles is due for a quilting.
screencshot of a bluesky post showing a photo of a long quilt laid out from many yards away to the photo of the Minnesota Capitol. 

The person posting ("Breeze" @cool.summer.breeze.bsky) has typed above: "This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota"
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Jennifer Em @jenniferem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Open your eyes. Open your eyes again.
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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
University of Michigan today. The most tipping-point image I've seen to exemplify our fascist descent. And the surrender was won with the weapon of false antisemitism charges against people protesting genocide--making administrations complicit in genocide. A moral nadir. This is how republics die.
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chuckmertz.bsky.social @chuckmertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
US coups, Russia's nuke warning and stunning war dead, Yemeni food shortage, campus cops' "unlawful force" against pro-Gaza students, Cornell's terrible sex assault record, widespread sex trafficking by retail mogul, and melting sea Ice "is a now problem." Join now! www.patreon.com/thisishell/p...
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9 Circles of Hell! US Coups in Brazil and Cuba, Russian Nukes and Troop Deaths, Conflict Famine, Police Violence, Gang Rape, Sex Trafficking, and Climate's "Now Problem" | This Is Hell!
Become a paying subscriber and get access to the most hellish news we could find this week which includes... Brazilian Intel Says US Engage
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome to the Four Seasons club, Eric!
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MyNameIsTrue @alisontrue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really feeling for Chanel Miller right now, not to mention the thousands of survivors whose names we don’t know.
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CALIFORNIA: If you google the propositions the top sponsored links are no on 40, yes on 41 and 42. Because billionaires have an inexhaustible fund to fight anything that might take an infinitesimal nibble out of their inexhaustible fund. YES ON 40. NO ON 41 AND 42! FUCK THEIR SKULLS. for the lulz
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Death Laughing
ALT: Death Laughing
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like that the century may come to a premature close? I'll be pretty pissed if they buried THAT lede!
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Isn't this a little premature? We only just entered the second quarter of the century, you motherfuckin idiots. Keep your pants on for 74 more years why don't ya?
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Isn't this a little premature? We only just entered the second quarter of the century, you motherfuckin idiots. Keep your pants on for 74 more years why don't ya?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“What are the names of the ICE agents who killed our dad? Why do they get to be protected?” #AbolishICE
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would barely qualify as a grad student research assistant in a psych program and couldn't get in the door with any person seriously studying genetics and even **I** know this is automated mass p-hacking of correlations dressed up in a "potential causation" bikini for the sex appeal.
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Lies of T @reallynottony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New Yorkers what is it like to have an actual politician that does things to help you? Is it nice? It sounds nice
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can't do nothin for ya man
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They never fight or fuss They never curse or cuss They just stand on the side and stare at us
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Spark: North of 60 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When The Beatles faced their Ed Sheeran moment, they said Fuck You Very Much to the idea of playing for a segregated audience...and played for the first desegregated audience in the American south. Then they wrote a non-segregation clause into their touring contract. It's called morals, stupid.
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That time #thebeatles had their Ed Sheeran moment #history #civilrights #politics
YouTube video by Ohh that's RICH
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c-a-m @cad6711.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thread: I represent children in ORR custody. At Thurs' juvenile court hearing, I sat stunned as a young, female DHS attorney argued, one-by-one, that the judge should order each child deported, without a hearing. What she was arguing shocked the conscience. These were children. My one client is...
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Ray Pride @raypride.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FAA: ARC DE TRUMP REQUIRES “ETERNAL FLAME” TO PREVENT PLANE CRASHES
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FAA says proposed Trump arch will require ‘eternal flame’ on top to alert pilots
(The Hill) — The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) said Saturday that President Trump’s proposed Triumphal Arch in Washington, D.C., would require an “eternal flame” on top to alert nearby pilo…
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Welcome to the end times of the rest of your life.
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Welcome to Bone Temple Senior Living
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Welcome to Bone Temple Senior Living
You’ve earned it or whatever.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
CNN: “The worst any president has polled on inflation— EVER.” #Trumpflation #TrumpTax
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026
The man who won't let you have paid sick leave or health care returns to Congress after getting free health care and 90 days paid sick leave
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel kicks ass. A way better celebrity than Ed Sheeran.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 16/09/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Who appointed these losers? Does anyone know?” “You appointed both of them, sir.” “Quiet, piggy. You are fake news.”
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Ray Pride @raypride.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
40s? Ha! Punk.
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 16/09/2026
Republicans just CANCELLED votes for tomorrow, the last legislative day before the midterms. Why? Because they’re afraid we’ll impeach Pete Hegseth. What a bunch of cowards.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤦🏼 no wonder everything he touches goes bankrupt He literally thinks buying stuff from someone is the same as losing money, and nobody around him has corrected him
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Social media post screenshot by Barry Malone (@malonebarry). The post text reads: "I tell you what's interesting about this photo. It was posted on the official Irish presidency Instagram. They chose to put this out there." Below the text is a photo of Donald Trump walking outdoors with a slouched posture alongside Catherine Connolly
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Thanh Neville, MD, MSHS @thanh-neville.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SOAP is being recalled for having BACTERIA in it. At first, I thought this was a joke. If this is not dystopia, I don't know what is.
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FDA warns recalled hand soaps may contain harmful bacteria
The FDA has issued a recall for certain soaps because they could contain bacteria. If you use the contaminated soap, the bacteria could enter your body through cuts and cracks in the skin.
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Welcome to Bone Temple Senior Living
notthisdorchagain.substack.com
Welcome to Bone Temple Senior Living
You’ve earned it or whatever.
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Tony Johansson @tonyjohansson75.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When the temperature reaches 26 degrees, mussels begin to lose flesh—that is, they become lean. At temperatures above 28 degrees, they risk dying. This summer, the Mediterranean has experienced higher temperatures than the Caribbean Sea. It's turning into a tropical sea, and the mussels are dying.
Some mussles at a Swedish shore, where the see is still cool enough for them to survive.
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"When she returns to her employers’ NY home after a walk with their toddler, the parents bring up something she spoke about while at the playground. And when she takes another family’s preschooler to a playdate on a different day, the other parents also bring up something she talked about earlier."
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No Privacy in Private: Immigrant Domestic Workers Are Being Recorded On the Job - Feet in 2 Worlds
Domestic workers like nannies, house cleaners, and caregivers are increasingly being surveilled by their employers. How are immigrant workers particularly vulnerable to these surveillance technologies...
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Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen @jdorchen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Git shabbos. Today the universe ... call it the year 13,800,005,787 + 28 years later. Thereabouts. We don't really know because the cosmos keeps confusing us with its rapid expansion and all we can come up with to explain it is "dark energy" which isn't anything. I guess it's better than worms.
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᯽Ჽƭⲉꭾ𝚑𝚊𝑛𝔦ɛ᯽🤸 @stephjmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@jaketapper.bsky.social Any comment, or nah?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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