Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 273655744
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Emmys ended early? Now I really know we're in the End Times. 011
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm at the point where I'm humorously surprised to hear an American accent come out of an actor I'm unfamiliar with. #emmys 010
Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI theonion.com/anyone-else-... 13871169
Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces… 352775459
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Wyoming Freedom Caucus getting trounced in state-level races ought to get some attention from outside the area, especially when coupled with Trump's pick for governor losing. @jvl.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social @peterbakernyt.bsky.social 100
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I shall now honor my multi-century French-Canadian heritage by looking askance toward Ontario. 020
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Dear Lord, please stop bringing these people onto news shows, unless it's specifically to make them watch stuff like this and explain themselves. (and then say thank you and send them off) 000
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It was so obvious when the original dinner was cancelled that he was jonesing so hard to deliver his speech full of insults. 000
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Maybe someday, on go-round number 3, we could get a Charles Ingalls with something approaching period-accurate hair. 100
Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston 493110398
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I've seen too many videos of catastrophes at air shows to be comfortable with this current display. 030
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Well, people, now when you're watching the Weather Channel and they talk about Cape Verde hurricanes, YOU WILL KNOW. 061
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The AP doing some top-flight SEO work with that first word, given the rumors of today's event and the number of people likely searching for info on it. 000
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Because of him, every time I'm more than a smidge above ground level, I start singing, "High Ang-ziiiii-ety!" 110
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The current Nats are going to break me of the well-earned recent habit of turning off the game as soon as they fall behind. 020
Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2026OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod 132926315
Reposted by JDLandSkeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Paying $14M to NOT fix the reflecting pool is like if you started a war that made things worse. 1528117
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Stress over Iran "deal," party/UFC extravaganza, then getting right on a plane to the G7 meeting? Birthday Boy is going to be pretty tired and cranky tomorrow. 020
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 13/06/2026OMG, now the lights have gone on and it looks amazing. #kencen 010
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 13/06/202623,000 people currently on the MSNOW livestream of the Kennedy Center facade. 130
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 12/06/2026{Ron Paul "It's Happening" gif} www.youtube.com/live/icQVE8v...youtube.com🔴LIVE | Crews set to remove Trump's name from Kennedy CenterYouTube video by ABC 7 News - WJLA 021
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Here's today's lesson in Don't Judge an Article by its Headline. (Bedford, PA) 220
Reposted by JDLandCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 04/06/2026“.. the first official signal the national arts hub is complying with a federal court order to drop President Trump's name ..” @cbsnews.com www.cbsnews.com/news/trumps-... 1641089
Reposted by JDLandMindy Moretti @mindymoretti.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Does anyone have easy eyes on the KC? Someone over on Threads has reported that a lift has recently moved into the front of the building. Is it happening?!? 232
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Has anyone set up a live cam trained on the facade of the Kennedy Center? Just in case? 110
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Clearly he has never seen the Brady Bunch episode where Peter threw himself a party. 031
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I may have a new index to track the financial bubble--the number of texts, calls, and e-mails I'm getting with "small business financing" come-ons. I'm already at 8 today. 020
Reposted by JDLandJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies. 15392661509
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Dear Rory, I'm so thrilled you won again. Stop tormenting me. #masters 010
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 11/04/2026After living through the needle-in-a-haystack grainy splashdown footage from Apollo days, having clear live feeds from chase planes etc. was really nice to have. 120
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Walked a mile to the theater to see it at age 10, and it changed my life. TWP was the only place where I ever dreamed of working, and there was no more amazing moment than walking into the real newsroom on my first day. 050
