JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If Google really wants me to think good things about Gemini, it could use it to quickly figure out that I am not a small business owner in need of capital and to never ever show me a spam text in Google Messages on that subject ever again. 100
Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 283658747
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Emmys ended early? Now I really know we're in the End Times. 011
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm at the point where I'm humorously surprised to hear an American accent come out of an actor I'm unfamiliar with. #emmys 010
Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI theonion.com/anyone-else-... 13872169
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Realized that after my post, but the general point stands. 😁 031
Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces… 352778461
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Wyoming Freedom Caucus getting trounced in state-level races ought to get some attention from outside the area, especially when coupled with Trump's pick for governor losing. @jvl.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social @peterbakernyt.bsky.social 100
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I shall now honor my multi-century French-Canadian heritage by looking askance toward Ontario. 020
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Dear Lord, please stop bringing these people onto news shows, unless it's specifically to make them watch stuff like this and explain themselves. (and then say thank you and send them off) 000
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It was so obvious when the original dinner was cancelled that he was jonesing so hard to deliver his speech full of insults. 000
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 25/07/2026No wonder Wyoming seems to be their favorite place now, since these days the Freedom Caucus folks running the state are all about as much dirty fuel and as few regs as possible. 010
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Maybe someday, on go-round number 3, we could get a Charles Ingalls with something approaching period-accurate hair. 100
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Plenty of IMAX seats available at the AMC Shiloh in Billings, Montana! 010
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 11/07/2026As much as I'd like to think he's already back for another checkup, I think he's referring to the May visit. That just *seems* like it just happened, in his brain. 2240
Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston 483108397
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I've seen too many videos of catastrophes at air shows to be comfortable with this current display. 030
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Well, people, now when you're watching the Weather Channel and they talk about Cape Verde hurricanes, YOU WILL KNOW. 061
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Of course, I am in my secure undisclosed location, in a galaxy far, far away. 000
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I keep thinking that a blackout would be the cherry on top of all of {waves hands}. 100
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The AP doing some top-flight SEO work with that first word, given the rumors of today's event and the number of people likely searching for info on it. 000
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Because of him, every time I'm more than a smidge above ground level, I start singing, "High Ang-ziiiii-ety!" 110
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The current Nats are going to break me of the well-earned recent habit of turning off the game as soon as they fall behind. 020
Reposted by JDLandThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2026OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod 132924315
Reposted by JDLandSkeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Paying $14M to NOT fix the reflecting pool is like if you started a war that made things worse. 1528117
JDLand @jdland.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Stress over Iran "deal," party/UFC extravaganza, then getting right on a plane to the G7 meeting? Birthday Boy is going to be pretty tired and cranky tomorrow. 020
