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Joe Bateson

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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 07/10/2026
Got my @beetlemoses.bsky.social menagerie hot off the presses. Time to chuckle.
Hardback copy of Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
PLACES/SANFRAN2.GIF
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numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 02/06/2026
*cracks knuckles*
Photograph of YouTube on a TV screen. A Recommended video: "2 Hour Low Poly Ethereal Intelligent DnB | Jungle | Break Mix for HARD CODING". The thumbnail is a PlayStation game cover with glitchy stylized forest scenery under a starry night sky. A bearded wizard with sunglasses and hat looks on from the side toward a multicolour lake.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic is fine. Something to do
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Babadook and Grogu
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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 15/04/2026
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
The Castro Theatre lit-up sign above a theatre sign thing saying ON CINEMA 4/14A bag of popcorn and a HEI Network advertisement in front of a theatre stage
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Dan Hentschel @danhentschel.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The Golden Goober!!!
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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 27/06/2025
Always invest in yourself.
Notification from Robinhood: "JOE Dividend Paid. You received $0.14 in dividends from JOE in your individual account."
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
DONKEY KONG JR. NINTENDO 1986 NES
This is why you don't see Donkey Kong Jr. anymore
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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 26/01/2025
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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 03/01/2025
Laser lights at Kew GardensLaser lights at Kew Gardens
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Before the internet, there was the unknowable terror of the night
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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 24/11/2024
My discover feed is suddenly like 99% space pics now
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Ricky @ricky.fm · 24/11/2024
This lint rule to ban direct calls to setState in effects should be enabled in every react project everywhere
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Relatable Content
A bald humanoid wearing a loincloth, with spindly fingers and sharp teeth and large eyes with catlike pupils, his mouth dripping with blood, squats at the mouth of a cave saying to himself "I just worry that maybe I'm not 'relatable content'. Who's going to look at old Cave Ghoul, hanging out in his cave eating horses and rolling in filth and think 'oh he's just like me'? Is my pain not a universal feeling? Must I be a perfect mirror before anyone will acknowledge me?"

A bloody arm hangs out of the cave and on the ground below cave ghoul is a severed horse head.
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rich harris @rich-harris.dev · 05/11/2024
how the fuck are we supposed to get any work done today (i can't even vote to temper my anxiety, since america's commitment to the whole 'no taxation without representation' thing is somewhat fickle. counting on the rest of you to put us on the Good Timeline. VOTE!)
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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 03/11/2024
CRS === Chappell Roan Stan
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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 03/11/2024
time to become blurr skurr famous
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Joe Bateson @jdb.fyi · 23/04/2023
hi
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