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Going to get so much use out of the "Burns screams at Don Mattingly" meme over the next week it'll be burned into people's phones like if you left an old TV on pause for too long.

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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026

THE THREAD LIVES

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026

It’s like the worst possible version of the end of the WS in ‘08, thanks I hate it!

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026

I think if you were doing an all-Delco Macbeth you could really lock in the hoagiemouth by having the murderer call young MacDuff “you fuckin’ egg”. 🥚

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026

If you’re loading a “Romeo where the fuck are you” joke, STAY IN LINE, but also please be aware that “wherefore” means “why” and that’s definitely not the question she’s asking.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026

And it doesn’t break meter since Bottom is all in prose!!! This is the best one.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026

Nah nah nah, sister. You can’t get me to break iambic that easily.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026

With all due respect I’m probably going to wind up landing on one of the ones you can’t say on the radio.

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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The narrative was they saved the season when they fired Rob, but they actually probably sunk it. They probably shouldn’t have hired Mattingly to begin with. He is a bad manager, seemingly provides nothing, and clearly operates in a way that is not collaborative with the coaches or players.

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Christopher DiPiazza @chrisdipiazza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Drexel University is choosing to shut down the country’s oldest natural history museum, The Academy of Natural Sciences, for “funding” reasons (even though it costs .6% of their annual budget and they spent WAY more on ai nobody wants this year!) Go to save-the-academy.org to help.

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Taking this moment in particular to remind everyone that Holly Rowe fucking rules.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026

Billy Crystal in his ‘Soap’ days 2nd from the right in the back there

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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[Paul Heyman WMX7 Voice] Yo, big ups to my boy Padraig for putting the first 3/4 of this video together, and sorry for "finishing" it.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026

KRUK THREAD, GRINDING OUT THESE LAST 3 KRUKLESS GAMES ON SHEER MOXIE EDITION

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026

You know how you can tell somebody’s never done an honest day’s work in his life? He says shit like this.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 25/09/2026

Sending two Christmas cards to Mike Muscala every year going forward.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 24/09/2026

Nope, still refusing to believe this isn't a parody sketch but an actual movie that's been made and is going to be released.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 24/09/2026

Oh, are we talking bassists? Just gonna drop this picture of me and Bakithi Kumalo right here.

Me and the man who created THE RIFF.

IYKYK.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 23/09/2026

My youngest was a colicky backwards-sleeping baby who could only be soothed out of middle-of-the-night screaming sessions by 3am showings of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, so this hits especially differently. We shouldn't have let this dude leave town.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026

“CAM SAD. CAM HAVE ZYN AND STATESIDE?”

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026

So a martial arts dojo where they also sell weed? I feel like we have those already.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026

Drexel is ranked in the "best value" category? Drexel? Like the one in West Philly where I went?

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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Zach Ertz is back! www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/183780/...

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Zach Ertz is back!

The veteran tight end is back in Philly!!

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 21/09/2026

Never forget that it was the Australian TV announce team who gave us "Tom Brady, bereft on the turf"

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026

Ah yes, Dak certainly saw the flag and knew he had the free play before making the mistake that’s been the hallmark of his long, always a bridesmaid career.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026

I have been saying it for a couple of years now; take a WR with Devonta Smith’s package of skills in a body that’s six foot and 200 pounds, and what you have is Jerry Rice.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026

Ok, now I can focus on the fact that the guy I was counting on to win me my fantasy league just had his hamstring explode. 😬

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026

It looked like he was playing quarterback OK on that one, Jeffrey.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026

I’m not a pro coach or anything but I wouldn’t leave Devonta Smith that open in the end zone. Just seems like a bad plan.

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026

We live in Delco so I assume she’d have a Hoagiemouth accent. “Ay bro can me and my guys get a little more wooder over here?”

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026

Brian Daboll, continuing his long streak of looking like Santa in an offseason marketing meeting.

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