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Remember the Kotitans

@jbrowns.gobirds.online
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Theater generalist, Dad, runner, wrestling fan, a- and anti- religious (for me). Keeper of the Kruk Thread.🌱-based love machine. He/Him. Go Birds. 📍: Delco, AF NINGUN SER HUMANO ES ILLEGAL

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 10/10/2026
The Fastest Dog in the World ™️ found a couple of willing takers for some race action out at the dog park today, so now that she’s had dinner she’s probably gonna sleep until about Monday. (Fingers crossed - the 🦅 have always played best when she’s asleep)
Tilly girl (brown and white lab/American pit mix) is curled into a tight ball on a gray couch. Shes shoving her nose into the gap between the cushion and the back cushion of the couch and closing her eyes (in an effort to ignore her annoying dog dad and his camera)
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
Hologram Princess Leia begging Eagles practice squad RB Dameon Pierce to find his 2022 form
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
The fuck? Is this some kind of a threat?
Safelite auto glass van in front of me on my commute this morning sporting an ominous and vaguely mafioso-flavored slogan.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
Triptych
Perfect combo of misunderstood Shakespeare and a 10/10 recovery.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 24/09/2026
Oh, are we talking bassists? Just gonna drop this picture of me and Bakithi Kumalo right here.
Me and the man who created THE RIFF. 

IYKYK.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
SPECIAL KRUK THREAD ADDENDUM: Today is Dan Baker’s 80th birthday. As we at the Kruk Thread are fond of saying, “I WILL RUN THROUGH A WALL FOR DAN BAKER”. Happy birthday to a legend and the best PA announcer in the business.
Dan the King
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
KRUK THREAD, LOCKED IN FOR THE HOME STRETCH EDITION
Ballpark parking lot Kruk shirsey - the front reads “Philly” in the 70s team font and the skyline in the letters. Best $20 I ever venmoed a guy with a shopping cart.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026
Slightly rainy and overcast Sunday morning. Possibly the saddest we’ve ever been. Please ignore the many treats and 2 hours of playtime at the dog park yesterday as we’ve already forgotten it. Go Birds. 🦅
Tilly girl (white lab/AmPit mix) sits with her chin resting on the back of a gray couch, looking very sadly out the window of our back room at the wet and overcast yard.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 17/09/2026
KRUK THREAD, I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE EDITION
“Announcers for tonight’s Phillies/Mets Broadcast on Fox:

Kenny Albert (pbp)
Tom Verducci (analyst) 
Ken Rosenthal (Reporter)”

All of whom are fine, whatever but not Kruk.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 13/09/2026
We’re ready. 🦅
Tilly girl in her Eagles bandana and me in the background in my black #62. Go Birds. 🦅
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 08/09/2026
🎉❤️🎉🎉🕸️🌽🎉
HE IS FUCKING BACK
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 06/09/2026
It’s generally been a pretty anxious summer. But it’s Labor Day Weekend and there’s a trios tournament so I’m in my happy place. 🤼 @powerprolucha.bsky.social
Trios Night Three. LFG.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 04/09/2026
Sorry, Stoke. 🤼
Phoebe (in the light blue tshirt) and another little girl winding up to chop the crap out of Chuck Taylor™️, aka Stokely Hathaway
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 31/08/2026
❤️
Me and P on her first day of kindergarten back in 2014Walking her to the car (so she could drive herself to HS) this morning
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 29/08/2026
Who is Swerve bringing to All In? Wrong answers only. #AEW
Pinky and the Brain
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 28/08/2026
Two for one special!
Tilly dog, a white and brown lab/pit mix and Nick Fury, a one eyed tabby, are sitting together in a patch of sun. They’re not fighting right now.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 18/08/2026
The Damo Tweet. 

“Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid I don’t know what to tell you”
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 17/08/2026
🎶 Kruk and Cole on my birthday, can’t nobody tell me nothing…
Listed announcers for this Sunday’s Phillies/Cardinals game - Tom McCarthy, John Kruk and Cole Hamels. Sunday is also my 52nd birthday so I don’t have to deal with substandard announcing.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 17/08/2026
This has become part of our morning routine lately and I hope it never ever stops.
Tilly girl laying on the back of the couch and resting her head on my shoulder. It’s the sweetest thing in the world.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 13/08/2026
Why do these scoops of ice cream from the AI flyer my kid’s school just sent around look like they’re going to try and convince Rick Moranis to feed them blood?
Old “little ice cream shop of horrors” head-ass over here
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 09/08/2026
Miss Tilly not too long after we got home this afternoon from the boarder. Somebody is very relieved to be home. The dog seems happy about it too.
Tilly dog (white lab/AmPit mix with brown markings) is on her favorite gray couch in our back room. She has just gotten home from 5 days at the boarder and is making a nest on the couch for maximum relief and comfort now that she’s home.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 01/08/2026
KRUK THREAD, THIS TEAM IS CAUSING ME TO DESPAIR SO PLEASE ENJOY AN OLD PICTURE OF KRUK EDITION
In happier times
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 29/07/2026
KRUK
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/07/2026
My dog gets to stay home all day and be a Wyeth painting
Tilly sleeping on the bed in the office/guest room while T works Andrew Wyeth’s 1965 watercolor “Master Bedroom” - painted about 10 miles from where the dog in the first picture is currently sleeping
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/07/2026
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Avery Good making his entrance at PPL’s Angel of Chaos
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 26/07/2026
@powerprolucha.bsky.social LET’S GOOOO
The view from our seats
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 26/07/2026
I hate how much I want one of these they’re SOOOO good
Field of Dreams alt shirseys in navy. Screenshot from the MLB store
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 25/07/2026
My bad, **three** day intermission
Screenshot from On Pattison’s Phillies announcer page, which is saying we’re getting T-Mac with Ruben Amaro and Cole Hamels tonight and no Kruk.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 25/07/2026
Somebody’s being extra snuggly this morning and while I need to go get a run in, it can wait. 🦈🐶
Tilly wrapped over my shoulders and the back of the couch
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 21/07/2026
Every once in a while it strikes me that I’ve spent almost 10 years now working in a castle.
Exterior of the building housing my larger theater and office
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 15/07/2026
Why is the Claude logo a Kurt Vonnegut asshole?
A photo of the page from Vonnegut’s ‘Breakfast of Champions’, faithfully reproducing the author’s picture of his butthole.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 14/07/2026
This is Mark Scott erasure!
Mark Scott, host of the 1960 television series ‘Home Run Derby’, which featured home run hitting contests between actual MLB players
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 13/07/2026
White board sessions with Rich Paul are not holding my attention.
Distracted boyfriend of me, being more interested in wondering if Matisse Thybulle will come back and sign with the Sixers for the minimum than LeBron
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 10/07/2026
ALL HAIL OUR ROBOT MOWVERLORDS
Robot lawn mower on the quad
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 03/07/2026
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/06/2026
KRUK THREAD, I’M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS EDITION
ALL HAIL POOP BUG
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 28/06/2026
Stepped on a bee while we were out at the park earlier and got stung on one of her toe beans. We’ve been wounded. Deeply.
Tilly lying on the couch keeping her stung paw close to her
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/06/2026
Dance to that, 🤡
Soto looking dejected after Derek Hill robbed him
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 26/06/2026
Oh look, a use of the Cohen ‘Hallelujah’ more insulting than suggesting it’s a Christmas song every year.
Text of a statement posted to Facebook by the Leonard Cohen verified page:

“The Leonard Cohen Estate has learned that the song “Hallelujah “ is to be performed at a Donald Trump rally on June 24. 

This use is not authorized, and the estate does not support or approve of this or any similar usage. 

Thank you for your attention to this matter. “
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 26/06/2026
Morning snuggles >>>>
Tilly dog (white lab/AmPit mix with brown spots) is sitting on a couch with her head draped over my right shoulder. My head hasn’t been shaved in a couple of days and the sides of my beard are currently out of control.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 26/06/2026
Send up the signal
Call in Ol’ Drippy
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 21/06/2026
WIG SPHERE
The actual and very real Knoxville Sun Sphere
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 21/06/2026
KRUK THREAD, HUMMING ‘SUICIDE IS PAINLESS’ QUIETLY TO MYSELF EDITION
Upcoming games: No Kruk tonight (game’s on Fox)
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 17/06/2026
“Eephus pitch” 🤣🤣
Play by play from ESPN.com claiming that Garrett Stubbs is out here throwing professional pitches and not just being a catcher in a blowout.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 17/06/2026
Truly one of the great love stories of our time.
Krukker staring into the middle distance so as not to acknowledge Farrah Phanatic
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 13/06/2026
“Here to critique somebody else’s appearance and masculinity, No Mercy polygon wrap Kurt Angle from 2004..”
It’s true. It’s damn true.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 12/06/2026
The “Merlin, Attack!” lady is Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis’ “afterlife social worker” from ‘Beetlejuice’/Grandma Florence in ‘Mars Attacks’
Sylvia Sidney as ‘Juno’ in Beetlejuice
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 06/06/2026
Clippy meme with a text bubble reading, “Hi! It looks like you’re implying that the guys who stormed the beaches at Normandy were the bad guys. Do you want to take a second and think that the fuck through?”
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 03/06/2026
Wait, so how does this work now? DO THOSE PEOPLE COME BACK?!? I’m scared.
Screenshot of the Padres’ transaction page announcing that they DFA’ed Nick Castellanos today. Bummer.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/05/2026
Breathing is overrated.
Selfie on the couch - I’m in a blue Theater in the X T-shirt but that it entirely obscured by the above average sized tabby cat (Nick) on my chest around my neck like a bib, and a 60 pound lab/pit mix (Tilly) curled up and resting mostly on the lower half of the left side of my rib cage.
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