Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 10/10/2026The Fastest Dog in the World ™️ found a couple of willing takers for some race action out at the dog park today, so now that she’s had dinner she’s probably gonna sleep until about Monday. (Fingers crossed - the 🦅 have always played best when she’s asleep) 010 1
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026The fuck? Is this some kind of a threat? 250 5
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 24/09/2026Oh, are we talking bassists? Just gonna drop this picture of me and Bakithi Kumalo right here. 010 1
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026SPECIAL KRUK THREAD ADDENDUM: Today is Dan Baker’s 80th birthday. As we at the Kruk Thread are fond of saying, “I WILL RUN THROUGH A WALL FOR DAN BAKER”. Happy birthday to a legend and the best PA announcer in the business. 161 6
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026KRUK THREAD, LOCKED IN FOR THE HOME STRETCH EDITION 110 1
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20/09/2026Slightly rainy and overcast Sunday morning. Possibly the saddest we’ve ever been. Please ignore the many treats and 2 hours of playtime at the dog park yesterday as we’ve already forgotten it. Go Birds. 🦅 030 3
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 17/09/2026KRUK THREAD, I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE EDITION 110 1
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 06/09/2026It’s generally been a pretty anxious summer. But it’s Labor Day Weekend and there’s a trios tournament so I’m in my happy place. 🤼 @powerprolucha.bsky.social 000 0
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 29/08/2026Who is Swerve bringing to All In? Wrong answers only. #AEW 141 4
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 17/08/2026🎶 Kruk and Cole on my birthday, can’t nobody tell me nothing… 110 1
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 17/08/2026This has become part of our morning routine lately and I hope it never ever stops. 061 6
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 13/08/2026Why do these scoops of ice cream from the AI flyer my kid’s school just sent around look like they’re going to try and convince Rick Moranis to feed them blood? 010 1
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 09/08/2026Miss Tilly not too long after we got home this afternoon from the boarder. Somebody is very relieved to be home. The dog seems happy about it too. 030 3
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 01/08/2026KRUK THREAD, THIS TEAM IS CAUSING ME TO DESPAIR SO PLEASE ENJOY AN OLD PICTURE OF KRUK EDITION 120 2
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 27/07/2026My dog gets to stay home all day and be a Wyeth painting 050 5
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 26/07/2026@powerprolucha.bsky.social LET’S GOOOO 193 9
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 26/07/2026I hate how much I want one of these they’re SOOOO good 230 3
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 25/07/2026Somebody’s being extra snuggly this morning and while I need to go get a run in, it can wait. 🦈🐶 040 4
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 21/07/2026Every once in a while it strikes me that I’ve spent almost 10 years now working in a castle. 060 6
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 15/07/2026Why is the Claude logo a Kurt Vonnegut asshole? 010 1
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 13/07/2026White board sessions with Rich Paul are not holding my attention. 010 1
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/06/2026KRUK THREAD, I’M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS EDITION 120 2
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 28/06/2026Stepped on a bee while we were out at the park earlier and got stung on one of her toe beans. We’ve been wounded. Deeply. 370 7
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 26/06/2026Oh look, a use of the Cohen ‘Hallelujah’ more insulting than suggesting it’s a Christmas song every year. 000 0
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 21/06/2026KRUK THREAD, HUMMING ‘SUICIDE IS PAINLESS’ QUIETLY TO MYSELF EDITION 151 5
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 17/06/2026Truly one of the great love stories of our time. 120 2
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 13/06/2026“Here to critique somebody else’s appearance and masculinity, No Mercy polygon wrap Kurt Angle from 2004..” 111 1
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 12/06/2026The “Merlin, Attack!” lady is Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis’ “afterlife social worker” from ‘Beetlejuice’/Grandma Florence in ‘Mars Attacks’ 320 3
Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 03/06/2026Wait, so how does this work now? DO THOSE PEOPLE COME BACK?!? I’m scared. 151 5