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@jbrowns.gobirds.online
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Theater generalist, Dad, runner, wrestling fan, a- and anti- religious (for me). Keeper of the Kruk Thread.🌱-based love machine. He/Him. Go Birds. 📍: Delco, AF NINGUN SER HUMANO ES ILLEGAL

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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 14h
i can’t breathe 🤼
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CODY RHODES REVEALS VIRAL STREET FIGHTER POPCORN BUCKET!
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 16h
“Do you all have any idea how convenient this shoot would have been for my friend who was in season 1? He’s like 5 minutes down the road! Why didn’t yall bring him back?!??!” -me, shouting at the very nice but confused ‘Task’ PA who wouldn’t let me drive past Linvilla Orchards on my way home.
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 19h
Should not be forgotten that Cam Jurgens played through a back injury that later required surgery in the NFC Championship Game and the Eagles' Super Bowl LIX win. Valiant effort.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 20h
In all honesty, this is like 90% of what I care about right now as it pertains to the team. Let's see what this dude can do.
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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lane, you are a giant and you will be missed. 🫡😢
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National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum @baseballhall.org · 06/10/2026
We miss Roy Halladay every day but especially today, the 16th anniversary of his no-hitter in Game 1 of the NLDS. ow.ly/AFib50ZUUEP
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
I think in a circumstance such as this it’s imperative upon me as a lifelong educator to point out that if you know anything about the people who might have done this, no you fucking don’t.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
Watching Sydney Brown make plays in coverage for the Falcons
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Stitch's Mischievous Grin
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
I don’t have an issue with the “Nova Knicks” because Villanova isn’t a Philly school, but “New York Knick Jameer Nelson Jr” is not acceptable.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
Hologram Princess Leia begging Eagles practice squad RB Dameon Pierce to find his 2022 form
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
Possible, I guess? Just too many weird, performatively "iconoclastic cutting edge thinker" decisions for me these days. I'm having Chip Kelly flashbacks.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
Did the entire organization get kicked in the head by a horse right after Superbowl LIX or something? WHAT THE TAPDANCING FUCK, YOU GUYS?!?!?
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I made this a while ago and I've probably posted it before but I still think it's funny lol ❤️
I edited the tagalong cookie box
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
Ed O’Neil, Ethan Embry and a fairly convincing Luke Perry wig.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
It’s really lovely to have a rehearsal to flee to after all that shit.
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Shakespeare, Poe, & Fiends 2026 - Delaware Shakespeare
Join us for an evening of mystery, haunting, and spine‑tingling tales at historic sites across Delaware. Shakespeare, Poe, and Fiends returns with Del Shakes artists performing evocative scenes, prose...
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Game day. Everybody’s hurt on both teams, but fuck it we ball. Go Birds.
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Landon Dickerson Eagles 'Go F***in' Birds'
Alt: Landon Dickerson Eagles 'Go F***in' Birds'
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026
Bamboozled by a Chip Kelly offense in 2026. Oof.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026
I somehow missed the Gumby/Phantasm crossover.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026
Exactly this. I’m definitely mad and letting off some steam about it now in the heat of the moment but sometime in the next day or so I’ll remember 1984-1992 and then you can’t scare me with first round playoff losses anymore. Are we not regularly playing Steve Jeltz? I’m good.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026
Maybe the real victory* was the thread we meticulously maintained along the way. (except for that one tiny fuckup a couple of days ago that I hope nobody noticed) *actual victory would have been not getting knocked out by the suck-ass Braves and their racist chant
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026
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I'M Freeeeeeeeee
Alt: I'M Freeeeeeeeee
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026
Hey, just got out of class, how’s the game going FUCK
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026
KRUK THREAD, DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE TEACHING ON THURSDAY NIGHTS EDITION
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
The fuck? Is this some kind of a threat?
Safelite auto glass van in front of me on my commute this morning sporting an ominous and vaguely mafioso-flavored slogan.
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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 01/10/2026
AEW have uploaded Jon Moxley’s post-Dynamite speech from last night.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
"Diary of a Bro with Paper-Thin Skin"
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
Somebody doesn't know about "Mo' Fries", I see. *shudder*
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday and Go Birds, Poppa Rabe!
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
Glancing up just in time to see Bryce sobbing broke me. This one is particularly hard and it seems like they’re just getting harder.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
Ludicrous. Aggravating. Deeply flawed and deeply lovable. See y’all tomorrow to finish the thread. Love you all lots. Stupid fucking team. Stupid baseball. ⚾️ 🤣
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
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Spongebob Squarepants Wearing a Hat
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
🤣 This stupid fucking team.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
NOT NOW, KYLE, WE’RE WALLOWING IN SELF PITY
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
KRUK THREAD, ME AT THE (probable) END OF A LONG THREAD EDITION
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
This is a damn shame. The family that owns the place has endured enormous tragedy over the years.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry, but "getting work in with Phil Handy" sounds extraordinarily dirty.
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Remember the Kotitans @jbrowns.gobirds.online · 29/09/2026
*guitar riff* RE SPECT
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