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Dad | Senior .NET Dev + Services and COBOL | Tech/weather/sciences | Prop/Cas. Insurance industry | B.S. M.E. & M.S. Comp. Sci. | My Opinions | DMs open | he/him | Cajun | Food You can be whatever you want to be, don’t choose to be an asshole.

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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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This ‘World of Warcraft: Forever’ Mod Blocks All Interactions With Asmongold Fans
The beta for the hotly anticipated World of Warcraft: Forever has been marred by fans of the streamer Asmongold who have filled the game’s public spaces with spam and slurs. To fix the issue, a player...
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday! @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a high five? i will give u a high six for doing your best out here
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Cute Red Panda Looks Up
Alt: red panda giving a high six
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twist @pvdork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Target brand good and gather thai basil eggrolls make an amazing snack.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Amazon prime video app on LG has me laughing tonight. Peacock subscription through prime, The Fast and The Fierce (plane movie? 2017) is playing a trailer for the fast and the furious.
The Fast and the Fierce, a plane movie of some sort playing a trailer for fast and the furious.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
wait, is the foozeball back?
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Lifes ruff for a pup.
Sugar the dog super chilling out.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Did Ken Paxton steal that pen? or was it Jerry all along?
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
how is your electric bill? good?
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dog excited knowing the 3 year old eats like a barbarian and good food will eventually make its way to the floor.
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As long as you avoid mixing cauliflower and cantaloupe you're fine. Mix those two and you'll be miserable, because it's melon/cauli
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeeeesh even a half mile walk in this heat got us sweatin. 🥵
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bsquiklehausen @bsquiklehausen.com · 11/08/2026
Just like James Cameron intended
A phone sitting on a little phone holder flap playing Avatar: Fire and Ash
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/08/2026
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
my neighbors outside today are going to be hungry, this grill is letting some delicious smells go!
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the you in your mind vs the you in your front facing camera
raw pepperoni pizza minion on a baking sheet with parchment baked minion pepperoni pizza on a baking sheet and parchment paper
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Local man suggests jailing own boss.
Screenshot of an Aaron Rupar clip of J.D. Vance saying on Fox News: "If you are committing fraud against the American people, all of us in public leadership should be trying to stop it and throw you in prison for enriching yourself off the American taxpayer"
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was sitting here, enjoying a nice glass of wine, and a bug of some sort was on my arm, which I slapped. The wine is safe, but I am wearing all dark clothing and have no idea where mystery bug went. wine vibe ruined.
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Winston / Enzo 🔜 MFF @winstonwuff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is, by far, the greatest website I've seen today defrag98.com
defrag98.com
Windows 98 Disk Defrag Simulator
A free, browser-based simulator of the classic Microsoft Windows 98 Disk Defragmenter. Pick a drive, cue the HDD sounds, and relive the nostalgia of 1998.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One of the few places I wish AI succeeds is medicine and clinical treatments. This may be a hot take. I want all the compute to go to non profit research institutes fighting weird as fuck diseases. I’d sign up for that.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Kidfresh white meat chicken nuggets are great for the toddler!! Unfortunately they are also amazingly delicious and I have taken a hunger for them 😅🤣
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guess I’m stuck here.
Sugar (a dog) cuddling on my leg.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
HOLY FUCK LOL 😂
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Im going to get to them eventually.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 31/07/2026
So uhh I have multiple pairs of these USB rechargeable hand warmers that just got recalled for fire and burn hazards that killed someone and some of you might too
cpsc.gov
OCOOPA Direct Recalls 1.5 Million Rechargeable Hand Warmers Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Fire and Burn Hazards; One Death Reported; Imported by Shenzhen Street Cat Technology
Consumers should stop using the recalled hand warmers immediately and contact OCOOPA Direct for a full refund in the form of an OCOOPA gift card or the original form of payment. Consumers will be aske...
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Know what reaaally pisses me off, is that I was on a salad and fresh cold crisp vegetables kick before this fucking shit happened. 😒
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/07/2026
This is Chubbers. He is catching a wave. But more importantly, catching a vibe. 14/10 (IG: nataliepaigebentley)
a yellow lab smiles at us from the middle of a blue-green wave in the ocean. his front paws are mid-paddle. soft seafoam has formed on the beach. the lab is glad you're watching. he wanted you to see him having the time of his life.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Diagnosis: Orange 🍊 😂 IG: @marco_de_eme
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
As promised, tropical storm Bertha the nice breeze maker!
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 21/07/2026
They were a hit!
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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 21/07/2026
Fable is one year old today!
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Never blindly grabbing a bunch of asparagus again, they’re huge!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Looks like we got some tropical mischief in the gulf. I shall post updates from my porch swing anything sub category 2 as it passes.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Boeuf Bourguignon Man was it worth the assault of delicious smells for 3 hours!
Boeuf Bourguignon
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Costco morton brand frozen burger are legit amazing for 2 minutes in the microwave. burgers, hamburger steaks ez fast protein and calories for a lunch. I ate one like bbq today with cornbread and some pickled purple onions. 😎
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 17/07/2026
Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
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Matt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#neat
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Even CBS, the Throat GOAT of this administration, is just talking over him right now.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
imagine if this guy were running for public office or something lol
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
End to end, from Haggerty to Emergency, this night's InfoWars is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time anywhere.
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Alerts from NWS Austin/San Antonio TX (UNOFFICIAL) @ewx.nws-bot.us · 16/07/2026
🚨 Flash Flood Warning issued July 16 at 5:30AM CDT until July 16 at 11:30AM CDT by NWS Austin/San Antonio TX 🚨 Additional Details Here.
FFWEWX

The National Weather Service in Austin/San Antonio has issued a

* Flash Flood Warning for...
West Central Kendall County in south central Texas...
East Central Kerr County in south central Texas...

* Until 1130 AM CDT.

* At 530 AM CDT, river gauge reports a large and deadly flood wave
is moving down the Guadalupe River. The river gauge at Center
Point has risen 32 feet in 4 hours and is expected to reach a
crest similar to July 4, 2025 catastrophic river flood. Flash
flooding is already occurring.

This is a FLASH FLOOD EMERGENCY for The Guadalupe River between
Center Point throuhg Bergheim. This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS
SITUATION. SEEK HIGHER GROUND NOW!

HAZARD...Life threatening flash flooding. Thunderstorms
producing flash flooding.

SOURCE...Gauges reported a 32 ft rise at the Center Point gauge
over the past 4 hours.

IMPACT...This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. SEEK
HIGHER GROUND NOW! Life threatening flash flooding of
low water crossings, small creeks and streams, urban
areas, highways, streets and underpasses.

* Some locations that will experience flash flooding include...
Kerrville, Comfort, Waring, Sisterdale, Center Point and Crown.

This includes the following streams and drainages...
Block Creek, Sabinas Creek, Holliday Creek, Jacobs Creek, Verde
Creek, Turtle Creek, Cherry Creek, Guadalupe River, Wasp Creek,
Bruins Creek, Joshua Creek, Steel Creek, Elm Creek, Werner Creek,
West Sister Creek, Violet Creek, Cypress Creek and East Sister
Creek.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hmm. Now toilet paper stockpiling would make waaay more sense. #diarrhea #wtfareweevendoinganymore
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
apparently there's also an e. coli outbreak in frozen blueberries? www.cidrap.umn.edu/e-coli/cdc-c...
cidrap.umn.edu
CDC confirms 12 sick in ongoing E coli outbreak linked to frozen blueberries
Eleven of the cases have been in Florida, with Georgia reporting one case.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy COBOL on-call week to those who like to pretend its fun sometimes including me! Tonight has sucked.
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