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@jbr.bsky.social
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Dad | Senior .NET Dev + Services and COBOL | Tech/weather/sciences | Prop/Cas. Insurance industry | B.S. M.E. & M.S. Comp. Sci. | My Opinions | DMs open | he/him | Cajun | Food You can be whatever you want to be, don’t choose to be an asshole.

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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 3h
yeppers, and now theres tropical storm mischief to monitor. 🙃
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thats fucked up
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've hit 3-400 MBs on cox in shitty southern louisiana w/ xbox on a 1 gig line. But results may vary.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't even know if we have access to 2 here, and our 1 is pricy as hell!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
woah thats pretty quick!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They kind of taste like a croissant that was made last week.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They didn’t, I did not.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was $1.20!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
closest so far!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lets play two games, how much was this singular croissant in USD$
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@nedpyle.com @frowhisperer.bsky.social @sethonops.bsky.social @boganella.bsky.social @khaxan.bsky.social Is this a croissant?
croissant? crossain’t?
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The numbers could be totally made up for all we know with the current admin.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
but wait did you bring the gumbo?
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t remember my SAT scores, or really my ACT either. 🥸
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whats a usual IQ for a red panda anyway?
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good?
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s not on bsky but he should be!
Scot Pilie’s southern LA Forecast this weekend.Scot Pilie’s southern LA Forecast this weekend
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so it is kind of wild. I shall link one of my favorite local meteorologists
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Its going to RAIN! RAIN! for days, but high of 84 ooohohohohoohooooo. we’re ready.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I havent had a proper nap in a year, no wonder i’m old and cranky sounding
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maddie might just be happy you didnt say dotnet aspire. 🥸
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suppose the VM part makes this more complicated 🤔🙃
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its 85 and windy out, soooo nice in the shade, its patio weather!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Borrowing will soon be very unsustainable(even more so) for most Americans due to increase in interest rates for loans, mortgages, car loans.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
abandoned is a strong word, I have the attention span of a squirrel after making cool af products.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it me. literally about to just open source my technical art stuff I’ve abandoned 🤔
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m certain this is from conference vendor booths but I cannot be sure.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
google, how to mass unsubscribe emails with no discrimination 🤣
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🫪
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jar roux and rotisserie chicken aint never hurt anyone either!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tooling based processing vs human readable trade off + efficieny of encoding. smart.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bytes vs Binary bytes 🤔
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
COBOL?!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theres also an oven method while not maybe climate friendly is certainly adhd friendly worth googling.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Its gonna be in the lower 80s next week, if I wake up at 5AM it will be in the 60s which is gumbo weather! People complain about roux but its reaaally not that bad. Grab a glass of white wine and sit on a stool and stir every 30 seconds!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s not just a beans bot, its the beans bot 5000!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤣 I forgot about this. 🥸
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I ate curry, because we ate red beans last week. Same same but different! Gumbo about to be on the menu
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also this thread of quote skeets has me hangry.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know you, but I know your soul is from southern Louisiana.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this makes sense. Why the hell does anyone even have to press a button?
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
our healthcare system is so fucked up. 🙄 But agreed!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am watching the weird the al yankovic story (film) right now and the timing is amusing!
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sugar is alllll about me during the day, but shes cuddling her mama at bedtime. 1/100 for her to lay down on my feet.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cognac?! delicious
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what a weird take
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
404media.co
This ‘World of Warcraft: Forever’ Mod Blocks All Interactions With Asmongold Fans
The beta for the hotly anticipated World of Warcraft: Forever has been marred by fans of the streamer Asmongold who have filled the game’s public spaces with spam and slurs. To fix the issue, a player...
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wild. they should just ban them all.
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Jbr @jbr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I deserve the memes and mockery . 🥸
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