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Johnny Beirne

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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Mannie Quinn & The Mighty Hornets @manniequinn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Food for thought. I've thought about it. Fuck Israel.
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Johnny Beirne @jbjohnnybeirne.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Tonight I saw myself on a big screen for the first time and the hunger for more of that feeling has begun. 😌
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
‘Neutron Star’ by Adolf Schaller from his book Extraterrestrials (1994)
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Are you paying ATTENTION, yet? 👇 Well, are you?!
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Doctor Who Positivity (Tom) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @positivitywho.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
THIS!
RTD
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Teawhalem @teawhalem.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
🤔
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Johnny Beirne @jbjohnnybeirne.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Gorgeous boo
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Two nude men are falling in thr sky. One says "oh no! we're falling to our deaths." The other says "Don't Worry! I am uncircumcised." He streeeeetches his foreskin open and the wind catches under it making the perfect parachute. THe other man grabs on to the parachute foreskin and they both descend safely.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
A man says "I am so tired of the shrieking sphere." A screaming AAAAAA can be heard in the background. The man holds aloft a sphere with a large detailed mout in it that is constantly shrieking. His distressed friend asks "jeez, why did you buy it?" The first man says "*sigh it was cute when it was a puppy." One year ago, we see the man cuddling a smaller version of the sphere. It's shriek is much quieter. He says "I am going to love you forever."
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
first one to the party
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
No lies detected.
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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
When your baby comes out like a 43 year old man and you're like wtf
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Seriously? @trump-tracker.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
"It is reprehensible that the president-elect would use [the New Orleans] tragedy to promote disinformation about immigration. [This] ... should have provoked a firestorm of condemnation in the legacy media. But they have (again) looked the other way." roberthubbell.substack.com/p/markers-of...
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Markers of permanence surround us.
January 2, 2025
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the baddest bitch on bluesky @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Science Explorist @scipexplorist.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
The Christmas Tree in Space...
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Johnny Beirne @jbjohnnybeirne.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
www.librariesforthepeople.org
librariesforthepeople.org
For The People
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Experience the sight AND sound of #Superman. John Murphy’s take on John Williams’ classic #Superman theme featured in the trailer is available now: lnk.to/SupermanSDTK
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Common Sense @cmmnsensedspnsr.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Morning. ☕️
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Austmitch Tavlander @austmitchtavlander.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
A brown-haired woman stand before a court in a red drass with a black waistband. She appeals to the judge "your honour, I may have committed mail fraud, but I can also do the entire Kate Bush Wuthering Heights Dance." She extends her arms forward in front of her, then does a flourishing pirouette. The judge bangs his gavel. With great intensity he shouts "I've seen enough! Not guilty!" The women looks humble in her legal victory.
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Do you want to build a snowman, you MONSTER??
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Jessica Starling ✨ @jessicastarling.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Rich people used to travel and go about exclusively in covered carriages because they were afraid of being accosted by poor people, and I think we should bring that back tbh (the fear)
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Johnny Beirne @jbjohnnybeirne.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
So beautiful
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Johnny Beirne @jbjohnnybeirne.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Damn dude, incredible! I wonder if anyone could survive the last one
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Moon lover @moon1over.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Megan 🪡 @ohnomegan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
He’s finished! I love embroidering a tabby. 🪡 🧵
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Some bros in an SUV ride by and shout at a passer-by "your fucking gay, man" and "GAAAAAY." As they speed off into the distance, the accosted man waves to them, crying tears of joy. He says "thank you boys, you've helped me come to terms with my sexuality!" The SUV bros review a list that says "closeted list: Jim Weeks, Lenny Salt, Ed Mount." One asks "OK, who's next on the list?" They drive past another pedestrian and shout "You're Trans!" and "Admit you're Trans, idiot!"
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Universe @wholethings.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Occupy Democrats @occupydemocrats.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This is VERY telling.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A man looks at another man with an angry-seeming exression and comments "are you... mad at me?" The other mans says "no, I just have naturally arched eyebrows." The first man says "jeez, you don't have to fly off the handle like that." The arched eyebrow man says "but I-" The first man cowers and shouts "don't hurt me! I'll give you whatever you want!"
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Poem Hour🔹 @poemhour.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/11/2024
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Teen’s Eyes Begin Glowing Red While Reciting Forbidden Knowledge From Book On Critical Race Theory
FORT MYERS, FL—His bedroom walls quivering and cracking the moment he opened the secret tome, local teen Charlie Donnell reportedly found his eyes beginning to glow red Thursday as he recited forbidde...
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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