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J. B. Bartram

@jbbartram.bsky.social
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Illustrator, ceramicist, graphic designer, studio gnome. She/her. Pottery shop: heywitch.bigcartel.com Newsletter: hey-witch.beehiiv.com/subscribe

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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 7h
It’s one of the books I absolutely know by heart, but reading it feels like a completely unique & special experience every time 🥰 (related, I’m about due for my umpteenth reread!)
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 10h
Ok, shifting to GlazeMode (because I suddenly realized at lunch that I’d made more than enough for a full bisque kiln & am nearly out of shelf space)!
Two clementine boxes filled with weird little guys who’ve been underglazed. The back box is filled with mermaid-like creatures & the front owlish harpies (and a couple crow-harpies)
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 11h
They’re such a real-feeling couple too. The bit where they move in together and Henry (I think) is talking about the music they can’t play while the other is in the apartment? Love it. Also the moment when he sees Clare’s little maquettes in her tiny studio room & realizes she’s a caged bird 😭😭😭
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you! I was making similar guys as wall-hanging sculptures & decided it would be fun to make them functional ware!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 20h
Omg you’re a fellow Time Traveler’s Wife appreciator????? That’s one of the books of my heart / one of my favourite depictions of an artist in fiction (Clare, my beloved)!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always feel this when I go back now!! If felt less big when I lived inside of it (tho I also get the opposite when I come home & encounter the tiny bébé that is downtown Ottawa 😂)
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you! It was a delightful afternoon making them!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooh yeah, I have real walleye (the wonky eye direction, not the other fish type 😂) plans!!!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve been mulling over flatfish plates for a while & they finally made it to my pottery desk today! I’m so excited to see how these turn out (I have some fun ideas for the glazing 👀).
Six plates in the shape of flatfish sit on a wooden board (there’s also a little clay bird). They’re all made from white clay & are not dry yet.Another view of the plates where you can see their forms (currently supported by little lumps of clay while they dry to hopefully lessen warping)!A flatfish plate in progress held in my hand. It’s approx the same size as said hand.
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MORE GUYS MORE GUYS MORE GUYS!!!!!!!! (I really enjoy making these little freaks!)
A desk with a whole herd of weird, tiny mermaid-esque guys on it. They’re made from white clay & are still a bit wet.
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It would be so fun to make them necklaces too! I’m still figuring out the best way to do the hardware for non-standard things like this (I do have a bead rack for the kiln, tho!!)
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had the urge to make some teeny tiny guys today!!! And I love them!!!!!!
Little mermaid-like guys made from brown clay (still a bit wet / unfired) rest on the palm of a hand
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is much cuter than the current big-butt MLB nickname (Cal Raleigh is also called Big Dumper and has…learned to live with it 😂).
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Ellen Chang-Richardson @ehjchang.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Calling all #Ottawa / #Gatineau based folks! I will be hosting an English-language collage and ecopoetry writing workshop next Weds Oct 7, 6:30-8:30pm @ A Love Letter Paper Boutique. We currently have 2 registrants. Need 3 more or the workshop will be cancelled. Come get creative + cozy with me!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn’t know much about her (except her sensual approach to tasting food), and I was IMMEDIATELY in on her whole deal (and she properly disagrees with Paul!! Love that for her!!)
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also our team (the Titans) has made it to the finals of the league!! We’re up 2-1 in the series as of last night’s game!!! Hooray for us / I wish I could make it to tonight’s game, but if it goes to the 5th game I WILL be there tomorrow night!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my favourite things about where we live in Ottawa is that we can walk to the local baseball stadium (Frontier League, but stadium was built for the Expos’ AAA team so it feels like Real Serious Baseball Time) & the daytime route runs along the river! City life can be so magical 🥰
A baseball stadium at dusk, looking super dreamyIntroducing the lineup. There’s a big full/almost-full moon rising behind the playersStadium again, this time the game is in session and it’s also darker
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have New England asters & smooth blue in my front garden & they’re so gorgeous through the early fall! Also the bees LOVE them — we were waiting for a lyft this morn & I couldn’t even count how many bumblebees (of various species) were having a pollen party!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looks like they might be smooth blue asters, which are native & could have wandered in from somewhere!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m the same — give me a book and I’m the best reader, give me a contract or information about taxes, etc and my brain suddenly tells me it’s never read a word in its life and how DARE I ask it to try!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We ended up going to a small municipal shelter to adopt our dog because the private rescues had so many wild requirements! I get they want to make sure the animals they rescue get a good home, but at a certain point it gets ridiculous (eg. home visits for 6 months after adoption?!).
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Capn Borscht @capnborscht.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
The best thing about this planet is that every few days I'll learn about an animal I've literally never seen or heard of before, like the Nilgai which is just a stupidly massive antelope
A nilgai standing loud and proud
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Exactly!! Also that store just rocks in general — every time I go in there I discover a new delicious thing!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the one I buy, the Indian grocery on Merivale always has it!
A green box of chunky chat masala
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m the same! Anytime I can make something tangy/sour, I will. Do you know about chunky chaat masala? It’s an Indian spice blend with powdered green mango in it, so it’s got a nice tangy zip alongside the salt & other spices 😍
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s wild how far north they go! I learned from posting this that there are species of cactus across Canada & it’s so cool!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve planted a 90% native garden here in Ottawa so I’m super up on Ontario natives, but knowing about More Cactus makes me want to expand my native plant knowledge to the whole country asap!!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Amazing! I love knowing there are more up here!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is so cool! How did I not know about the rest of the Canadian cacti?!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of the buses in our neighbourhood recently drove by with just a big solid rectangle of light where the bus number was supposed to be. Felt ominous?
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s an amazing cover! My friend Ian is the one who worked on it with Erik & drew the beautiful war lady on the cover!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh wow, that’s amazing!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I also read Armed in Her Fashion a few months ago and am still thinking about it (also, fun fact! One of my friends designed the cover! I post my read books on insta and he was like, “hey! I made that! Small world)!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just got Mercutio from Books on Beechwood for my sister in law’s birthday and she was SO jazzed about it! I know publishing is an adventure, but I’m so glad your books exist 💖
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There’s one cactus that can survive in Canada (in Southern Ontario, this guy: www.ontario.ca/page/eastern...) & someone in my neighbourhood in Ottawa has one thriving in a super sheltered/south spot despite the fact we still have serious winters (zone 5a)! It’s super impressive.
ontario.ca
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love bartering! I also traded pottery for my right-arm herd of Lascaux horses!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My neighbour when I was a kid knitted and he loved Kaffe Fasset designs (and made both of the ones in this photo!!) 💖
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I ended up having my friend (who I trade ceramics to for her making me clothes) buy a gorgeous Kaffe Fassett stripe for one of the shirts she’s making me! There are some lovely fabrics!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Bytowne in Ottawa did some screenings & the one we went to was absolutely packed & everyone clapped after every song. Felt like a full concert experience!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As someone who watched a lot of CBC during the 90s when the Newfoundland cod market was fully collapsing (or had already? I’m foggy on the dates), this is WILD and also GOOD!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A couple photos looking in other directions, appreciating the magical dawn light (I especially love the second photo across the inner harbour — it almost looks like a pastoral painting!!).
A view down flowing Canadian Shield rocks and pines lit with warm pinky-yellow sunrise light further down the shoreA peek past some birch trees and shrubbery across the inner harbour, again in golden dawn light
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Went for a sunrise swim before we closed up and left the cottage for the season…now starts the long 9ish months of missing my heart’s home 🥲
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That is 100% a little man & he is precious!!!!
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Minou (my mom’s cat, but my special little boy)
A grey tabby with white lies curled on a pillow, his paw over his forehead in a swooning sort of way
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J. B. Bartram @jbbartram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I do design and illustration for NGOs & the like & have had to tell them (some of them bigger international orgs, but based in the US) about the correct forms 😂🥲
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