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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 10h

The invisible monkey paw of the market by Adam Chimp.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 29/09/2026

Most APIs should be _no_problem by default when you think about it.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 29/09/2026

`pthread_setname_np`. pthread set name no problem, beautiful.

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Deltakosh @deltakosh.com · 29/09/2026

My cozy village builder, CottageCore, now has a Steam page! Shape cottages and towers, care for your villagers, and prepare for winter. Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/4941950/... youtu.be/f35t1kngUao?...

youtu.be

CottageCore - Official Announcement Trailer

YouTube video by David Catuhe

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fresh off setting a $70 billion pile of cash on fire with temu second life for LinkedIn perverts, and then more billions on pervert glasses, Zuckerberg sets even more absolute mountains if cash with pervert tomagatchis, the tomagachi for perverts

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 24/09/2026

Imagine buying anything from Meta

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 25/06/2026

lol, it’s all fucked

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 22/09/2026

The subscription was already expensive? Lol we’re making it more expensive for seemingly no good reason.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 19/09/2026

omg a game where you have pet mechs and you can tap their little heads

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 28/07/2026

Building middlewares for consoles make me happy.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 18/09/2026

MISSES KIVEAAAAAT!!!

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 17/09/2026

When I was 20 I wore a "code poet" t-shirt from the Apache foundation; same t-shirt one guy wears in the movie Antitrust. I don't write a lot of poetry these days and I work for NURV.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 17/09/2026

*froths at the mouth*

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 16/09/2026

Serendipitously, I'm already with T-Mobile!

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 16/09/2026

Exactly: bsky.app/profile/jb.e...

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 14/09/2026

100%, that game blew my mind as a kid.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 14/09/2026

Imagine your name is actually Claude and you work in software. “Ask Claude”, “Tell Claude to do it”, “Claude fucked it up”, terrible nightmare.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 11/09/2026

I swear my iPhone jumped towards the floor, like a suicidal fish jumping out an aquarium. It knows.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 10/09/2026

I identify as duo-curious atm

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 10/09/2026

Thinking about that X-Files episode with jack black and the kid that triggers lightning.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 09/09/2026

You can do that? Then you get to decide if it’s a Duo or a 18 Pro Max or iPhone Air kind of day? And you can pick the phone color based on your socks? What a time!

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 04/09/2026

In hindsight, my work on using the Mono.Linker to trim down MonoTouch and MonoDroid applications was very avant-garde and forward looking. Props to @migueldeicaza.bsky.social for the gift of foresight.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 04/09/2026

A new season from Le Grand Tour, a rare treat.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 02/09/2026

Eat the rich but don’t forget your statins

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 01/09/2026

That would be taking AI's job

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 01/09/2026

You can use AI to create a command line script that pastes the input into duckduckgo for you and writes back the result of the MD5 hash.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 31/08/2026

I thought I was fired for a hot minute

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 31/08/2026

I’ve been well prepared for the AI era by reading mailing lists of diff changesets from SVN from OSS repos in the 2000s.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 30/08/2026

Today we’re announcing we’re renaming the Pacific Ocean to The Attack Ocean.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 29/08/2026

Whole lot of people on Reddit willing to give financial advice that can’t make the difference between principle and principal.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 27/08/2026

Lake My Balls was just there Nick

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 27/08/2026

I mean, things are seemingly more unhinged than ever

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 27/08/2026

Lake My Balls was just there Nick

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 26/08/2026

imagine the hit when say a certain head of a western state passes away

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 26/08/2026

except if your game is named “Dolly Parton dead at 80” but that would be super rude

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 25/08/2026

The great thing about the progress AI made to write software is that it frees me a lot of time to focus on my favorite topics like compliance, accessibility and privacy reviews.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 24/08/2026

Went to a fancy car show this weekend and let me tell you the 0.1% has very weird taste when it comes to pants.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 24/08/2026

There’s a significant difference between having bought a Tesla 5y ago and buying a brand new Tesla now. You’re basically saying you either don’t care or you’re perfectly fine with what’s happening. Of course it’s impossible to be ethical in all your purchases but this one is so fucking easy to avoid

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 24/08/2026

Hold strong and fuck that place

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 23/08/2026

Fuck you, you and your brand new Tesla

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