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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 29/09/2026

Most APIs should be _no_problem by default when you think about it.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 29/09/2026

`pthread_setname_np`. pthread set name no problem, beautiful.

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Deltakosh @deltakosh.com · 29/09/2026

My cozy village builder, CottageCore, now has a Steam page! Shape cottages and towers, care for your villagers, and prepare for winter. Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/4941950/... youtu.be/f35t1kngUao?...

youtu.be

CottageCore - Official Announcement Trailer

YouTube video by David Catuhe

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fresh off setting a $70 billion pile of cash on fire with temu second life for LinkedIn perverts, and then more billions on pervert glasses, Zuckerberg sets even more absolute mountains if cash with pervert tomagatchis, the tomagachi for perverts

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 24/09/2026

Imagine buying anything from Meta

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 25/06/2026

lol, it’s all fucked

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 28/07/2026

Building middlewares for consoles make me happy.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 18/09/2026

MISSES KIVEAAAAAT!!!

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 17/09/2026

When I was 20 I wore a "code poet" t-shirt from the Apache foundation; same t-shirt one guy wears in the movie Antitrust. I don't write a lot of poetry these days and I work for NURV.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 17/09/2026

*froths at the mouth*

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 14/09/2026

Imagine your name is actually Claude and you work in software. “Ask Claude”, “Tell Claude to do it”, “Claude fucked it up”, terrible nightmare.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 11/09/2026

I swear my iPhone jumped towards the floor, like a suicidal fish jumping out an aquarium. It knows.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 10/09/2026

I identify as duo-curious atm

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 10/09/2026

Thinking about that X-Files episode with jack black and the kid that triggers lightning.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 04/09/2026

In hindsight, my work on using the Mono.Linker to trim down MonoTouch and MonoDroid applications was very avant-garde and forward looking. Props to @migueldeicaza.bsky.social for the gift of foresight.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 04/09/2026

A new season from Le Grand Tour, a rare treat.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 02/09/2026

Eat the rich but don’t forget your statins

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 31/08/2026

I’ve been well prepared for the AI era by reading mailing lists of diff changesets from SVN from OSS repos in the 2000s.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 30/08/2026

Today we’re announcing we’re renaming the Pacific Ocean to The Attack Ocean.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 29/08/2026

Whole lot of people on Reddit willing to give financial advice that can’t make the difference between principle and principal.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 27/08/2026

Lake My Balls was just there Nick

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 25/08/2026

The great thing about the progress AI made to write software is that it frees me a lot of time to focus on my favorite topics like compliance, accessibility and privacy reviews.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 24/08/2026

Went to a fancy car show this weekend and let me tell you the 0.1% has very weird taste when it comes to pants.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 23/08/2026

Fuck you, you and your brand new Tesla

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 15/08/2026

@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social hey Museum, I’m looking for a tweet where an Egyptian buys a tent thinking it’s a pyramid (I think?) and says something like “you drive a hard bargain Pharaoh”. Do you have that in your Egyptian aisle?

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 13/08/2026

The glamorous life of airport hotels, powdered eggs for breakfast, the smell of waffles and rental cars.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 07/08/2026

I've found my favorite iPhone in an old box: the original iPhone SE. It's 10 years old now. It's still my favorite form factor. I've used it until I upgraded to the iPhone 10. It could lay flat on its back. It fell perfectly into my hand. Apple pls.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 05/08/2026

You guys should play House of the Dying Sun.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 28/07/2026

Building middlewares for consoles make me happy.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 28/07/2026

Tepid take: your health insurance being tied to your employment here is in the US is absolutely bat shit crazy and mind blowing for anyone coming from an actual first world country.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 21/07/2026