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Jb Evain

@jb.evain.net
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C# and .NET for game developers at Microsoft. Update is called once per frame. I have friends everywhere.

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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 15h
Voicemail 😱
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 17/09/2026
*froths at the mouth*
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 02/09/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 02/09/2026
Bad computer
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 21/08/2026
uh oh
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 20/08/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 11/08/2026
This is incredible.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 09/08/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 16/07/2026
If you spin the Scottish boat lift fast enough you get your boat in another dimension. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkirk...
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 08/07/2026
Today the ultrasound machine was throwing .NET exceptions left and right.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 04/07/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 03/07/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 02/07/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 25/06/2026
A few years back I’ve visited Alfa Romeo’s museum in Milan and saw a 33 Stradale and I still think about it.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 04/06/2026
In February I was in Long Beach and I thought “wait this is familiar I drove here in Forza”
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 22/05/2026
All the crypto billionaires should head to mars to make their perfect little billionaire society.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 13/05/2026
Thanks clippy
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 05/05/2026
I have acquired a torch and thus the power to create crèmes brûlées.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 14/04/2026
Which Les Miserable soundtrack. WHICH SOUNDTRACK
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 13/04/2026
I sure am complicated, but slow?
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 12/04/2026
Wiɿɿoɿ ⅃ɒʞɘ
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 04/04/2026
If you don’t know Tourteau Fromagé you’re missing out.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 10/03/2026
All together or specific features of C++17?
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 28/02/2026
Osso-buco was a success.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 24/02/2026
Space Jean Moulin is incredible.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 18/02/2026
Just a few days 14yo me was giggling at this.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 12/02/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 06/02/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 24/01/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 22/01/2026
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 20/01/2026
*inhales*
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 13/01/2026
yeah, nice try
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 11/01/2026
Sorry, that guy
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 10/01/2026
Mood. Warning: Wordle spoiler.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 10/01/2026
Things are degrading at a geometric rate
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 09/01/2026
Based on my literal interests.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 20/12/2025
The frenchiest grocery shopping list.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 18/12/2025
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 18/12/2025
current status
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 05/12/2025
Legacy
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 20/11/2025
Godot on the Steam Machine page. Nice. store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 18/11/2025
--force --interactive?
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 15/11/2025
.NET 10's `dotnet run file.cs` works well with Raylib to write small games! gist.github.com/jbevain/97dd...
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 13/11/2025
Nature is healing and lifts are blooming
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 07/11/2025
Weeeeeeee
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 06/11/2025
That's what I got from our debugger architect Gregg Miskelly. We don't know when it shipped exactly in Windows but given that it was a few years back we think we should be good for something recent.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 04/11/2025
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 04/11/2025
Gym making it is to cancel: just send a telegram.
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 31/10/2025
shut up computer
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Jb Evain @jb.evain.net · 30/09/2025
Trump’s son in law owns the Ultima IP, the fuck is this timeline?
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