Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 15hFor those struggling to keep up, Calvin has been a part of his current denomination (the English Catholic Church) for about a year, so following his previous trajectory it seems he's due to be kicked out any day now... bsky.app/profile/jayh... 3813
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 15hCalvin may not have changed denominations (for once) but I'm obsessed with this because Monsignor is a title that is specifically bestowed by the Pope as an honour and is unrelated to a priests job or role, and so to decide that you're a Monsignor in a denomination that doesn't have a Pope is WILD. 814519
Reposted by Jay HulmeNicolete Burbach @nicoleteburbach.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Vatican II was great in so many ways but it's sad to think how few people today will ever get to be this creepy 715214
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 22hNothing like cracking open a new book of poetry and just being overwhelmed with the realisation that you're interacting with something... Phenomenal. Gonna have to take some serious time with this one. 21151
Reposted by Jay HulmeM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Destroying one of the UKs most successful sectors just to be racist. 15632207
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Oh god I want to eat so many pies, with mash and thick gravy 030
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026And what do you think the royal family are??? The British are less a race, and more a collection of things. Just like our language. It's what makes British nationalism and race politics so particularly stupid. 2200
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Got a freezer full of homemade curry but all I want is a sausage casserole that's been seasoned with lots of rosemary. 31171
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Most of the year I eat curries and noodles and fancy foods from all over the world, and then winter begins to hit and my British genes burst out and I begin absolutely craving potatoes and sausages. 162255
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026(I could use stronger words than "frustrating" but tbh I don't think anything would do it justice) 51811
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Very very frustrating when couples can get married in churches because they like the aesthetics, but those who regularly attend for years and truly want God to be part of their lives and relationships cannot. 434122
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In the past month we've had two wedding blessings and two baptisms. It would have been two weddings and two baptisms, but you know... The Church of England. 62646
Reposted by Jay HulmeMike (They/Them) 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly 10658001556
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sometimes, to feel human again, you just have to go to bed at 8:45 and sleep for over 11 hours. 124510
Reposted by Jay HulmeJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026If you missed me on Holy Island last night, you can watch the evening of poetry and music here: www.facebook.com/StMarysHolyI...facebook.comSt Aidan's Festival Concert (Saturday 25th July at 7.30pm) | St Marys Church, Holy Island of Lindisfarne, U.KSt Aidan's Festival Concert (Saturday 25th July at 7.30pm) 38615
Reposted by Jay HulmeJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Every night on Holy Island I spend half an hour or so sat on the shore watching the sea before going to bed. What a privilege. 1255338
Reposted by Jay HulmeBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 10/10/2026it is extremely important that we build the data centres that kill you & the planet to run the Product that kills you & the planet. if we stop devoting money & resources to the Our Creation Kills Everyone project, the economy will collapse. you wouldn't want line go down, would you? 29027
Reposted by Jay HulmeBCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026make a different choice in another year 01910
Reposted by Jay HulmeDr James Alexander Cameron @drjacameron.stainedglassattitudes.com · 07/10/2026Just because a building is built doesn't mean it ought to be there forever. but this was a long-serving parish with a lot of history in the Ancoats area, it could have made a great community space if it wasn't camped on for profit. and it would seem now that the camper played the long game and won. 1182
Reposted by Jay HulmeDr James Alexander Cameron @drjacameron.stainedglassattitudes.com · 07/10/2026I don't think this was a particularly great building: an 1830s Commissioners brick box, just atypically Neo-Norman. Pevsner naturally stuck some pejoratives in ("uncouth pinnacles") Maybe it shouldn't have been listed. Irony is, if it wasn't, it would probably have been repurposed and still be here. 2121
Reposted by Jay HulmeDr James Alexander Cameron @drjacameron.stainedglassattitudes.com · 07/10/2026Basically, the private owner of the building, after failing to shift it for a guide price of £450k, has been allowed for it continue to become dangerously overgrown so they can level the whole building on their own terms for a nice clear site for luxury flats. Listing is a joke. 2202
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every time he leaps onto a vehicle to try and murder the occupants, they show it in slow motion so you can see his asshole revealed in slow motion betwixt his chaps. Incredible cinematography. They were doing wild things in 1980's Australian cinema, apparently. 4822
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Watching Mad Max 2 and WHY has this one guy got his ass out the WHOLE time??? Mans spending the apocalypse besieging an oil plant in assless chaps. I have questions. Such as: WHERE in the outback was the sex store they all raided for their outfits??? 61386
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't know what they'll be using for this specific scenario, but I used to have to get knocked out at the dentist as a kid (my dentist phobia is... bad) and they gave me strawberry flavoured gas through the mask - and that was 20 years ago. There's so much out there to make it easier for kids. 1220
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My old laptop was made of leather (don't ask any questions). So now it's dead I'm planning to peel it and make something out of its skin (I said, don't ask any questions). It's not much leather so I'm taking suggestions as to what to make once it's been flayed (I meant it about the questions). 311204
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This recipe means there's no need for peeling or par boiling or anything else. Perfect for laziness. 9840
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Okay, air fryer roasties recipe: Cut up a potato into small pieces and put in a bowl or something. Add oil, thyme, powdered garlic, and salt. Measure with your heart. Shake to coat. Throw em in the air fryer at 190°c for 12-15 mins. Shake the drawer occasionally, to stop them sticking. Eat. 616322
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Worked out how to make roast potatoes in under 15 mins in the air fryer and now I'm adding them as a side to ALL my meals. 132587
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I was on tour so South Carolina, Texas, California, New York, Connecticut, Illinois, and Wisconsin. I don't live too far North in England but geographically I'm about aligned with Edmonton, Alberta. 1110
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I always found it interesting, when I spent November in The USA, how little they could comprehend the shortness of our days in winter, and how amazed I was by their long hours of daylight, and it all came down to the fact that the UK is much much further north than people think. 2526438
Reposted by Jay Hulmetoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115183132
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I gave him a new toy and now he's having a lot of feelings and he doesn't know what any of them are. 763532
Reposted by Jay HulmeFairDragoon @fairdragoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*MONKTOBER* 2-Zucchini, sister Jeanne 024649
Reposted by Jay HulmeDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 262185624909
Reposted by Jay Hulmegains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter 571148122
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can... But you would have to be okay with jetwashing him, and possibly the area he ate it in... It's a messy business. 120
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People out here cutting mangos into delicate little cubes, when I'm here waiting until they're soft enough to pull the skin off with my hands, slurping the flesh off, and gnawing on the stone like a feral animal, mango juices everywhere. 141978
Reposted by Jay HulmeDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark 7472148
Reposted by Jay HulmeQueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 01/10/2026The pause comes almost a year after our investigation revealed that the national average wait time for a first appointment at an NHS gender clinic in the UK is a staggering 25 years. Wales, however, has operated a different model. wearequeeraf.comGender Clinic Files - QueerAFAn investigatory series that exposes deep structural issues with the UK’s approach to transgender healthcare by QueerAF, What The Trans?! and Claire's Trans Talks. 24017
Reposted by Jay HulmeIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780851994
Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My energy supplier is constantly like "why won't you set up a direct debit with us" and like, you sent me an estimated bill saying I owed almost £200, and I took meter readings to prove I didn't, and you didn't believe me and sent a guy to do a reading, and what do you know, my actual bill is £35.27 730318
Reposted by Jay HulmeBCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if we die, we die 04516
Reposted by Jay HulmeViv Schwarz @vivschwarz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just re-opened my shop to sell some signed books... and original art. Scrappy cats, painted by hand, for you, go get one! I will add all of the ones in this picture today and then see if I can paint a few more... (I am raising some money to aircon my flat here.) vivschwarz.bigcartel.com 27325