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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 21h

Zachariah says she plans on suing for wrongful termination just as soon as she can find a lawyer

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

5 consecutive Stanley Cups. i am calling it now.

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

hey @lornemichaels if you hire me on SNL i promise i will never call women "whores". however i will say "fuck" on air at least 20 times an ep

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

i'm fine with the Gillis SNL routine as long as we get Taylor Tomlinson this week doing a tight 5 on how men wearing gray sweatpants need to be put in the Sex Offender Database

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

i promise i'll have a good take on Shane Gillis tomorrow. but today is for championing the continued pursuit of justice for Indigenous Americans everywhere and also watching a bunch of men in tights give each other small but accumulating amounts of brain damage

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

if Columbus heard we were calling it Indigenous Peoples Day now i bet it'd take brutally enslaving, like, 20 more Taino to calm him down

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

did any satire site do “Irish Man Having Trouble Choosing Sides” with the whole Ed Sheeran controversy? seems like a wasted opportunity if not

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

finally saw the Odyssey & gotta call bullshit b/c that sea was not even REMOTELY wine-dark like seriously did Nolan even try

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

as someone born without siblings, i can’t wait for this new “East of Eden” series to teach me all about the carefree, uncomplicated bonds of brotherhood! 🥰🥰

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

he's not exactly wrong but also this is 1,000% something Zorg would say

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Seems like if you're going to make a national story out of Hasan Piker, who campaigned a few times with the Democratic Senate candidate in Michigan, saying Israel causes antisemitism, you should also make a national story out of the favorite intellectual of the US Vice President supporting Hitler.

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i’ll never figure out the difference between “one must imagine Sisyphus happy” & “one must imagine Tantalus butt-ass naked” but APPARENTLY one line makes Camus a genius & the other gets me kicked out of the publishers office

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

had another sleepless night lying awake thinking of all the embarrassing things Eric Schmitt has ever said

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i really want someone to ask Trump about the Cornell 7 just because there's a chance he confuses them with the Central Park 5 and actually says the right things for once

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cornell is countering that they really did enact serious punishment on those rapists for example once they received the essays they gave them all C-minuses

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026

"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY

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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101

“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you think about it it was inevitable China was going to beat the U.S. someday. this is because China invented paper, whereas the U.S. invented Rock

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it’s fortunate that the Eagles have a famously rational and level-headed fanbase that will surely not blow tonight’s massive loss out of proportion

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this Lindsay Clancy mistrial debacle just proves that men are too emotional to be jurors

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Susan Collins Has Learned Her Lesson (by: Susan Collins)

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

can’t wait for my mom’s eyesight to finally go so i can start telling her i made Vulture’s “comedians you should know”

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Legit upset that this Cam Skattebo ad for Farmer's Dog doesn't end with him eating dog food.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It is profoundly un-American for President Trump to ban my colleagues from the White House grounds. In protest, I plan to give him a good ribbing about that when we break bread at next year’s White House Correspondents Dinner.

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

should not the “most eligible singles” from The Cut simply date each other?

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

this is the 15th-sickest Chipotle has ever made me feel

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

since she’s blowing up i think i need to inform people—back when we were actors together in NYC, Tilly Norwood told me she thought “Fat Pig” was “a million times better than Shakespeare” & that Mamet “only got good when he became a republican” do with this info what you will

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gen Z Mitch McConnell 🤝 Not remembering 9/11

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

people always compare McConnell to a turtle but idk i’ve never seen a turtle look that deceased

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

me: *hanging out with Paul Atreides but i accidentally got way too high* yeah man… that’s totally dope that you’re like, the criss-cross applesauce or whatever

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

imagine dying over something lame like penis enlargement surgery instead of something much cooler like getting a giant, jiggly boob grafted to the small of your back

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

New Mexican here. frankly we are just surprised anyone is thinking about us

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

duran duran girls on film tune

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i’m fine with horse meat getting mixed in with our unregulated beef supply as long as our government does the right thing & finally allows cows to compete for the Triple Crown

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

shouldn’t “lake america” be in the middle of the 2 “americas”? & what if we extended the lake so it like, linked the pacific & the atlantic?& what if it eventually became, like, one of the busiest routes for global trade?? just spitballing here folks stop me if this sounds crazy

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

first-year med student, pale & visibly shaking, imagining a singular sclerosis

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

a friend just pointed out that thanks to the name change, the new acronym for the Great Lakes can be changed from “HOMES” to “SHAME”

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

one thing i know about Lake America from living on its shore for a while is that it sure has a lot of Torontonians pissing into it every summer

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

my biggest worry re: this crossover is it’s gonna spawn a bunch of gen x track-and-field oldheads complaining to each other for hours about how the high jump was way better in the 90s

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Natalie Harp is so obsessed with Trump! She aired Trump‘s 2016 stump speeches in their entirety, she treats all his social media posts as major breaking news, even when he insults her, she invites him to speak at a big annual dinner…oh wait, sorry, I got her confused with mainstream corporate media.

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

in protest of them partnering with Meta, rest assured i will be slapping “bought these before i knew they were perverts” bumper stickers onto both lenses of my Ray-Bans

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

the worst part of NPR’s tiny desk is actually the tiny break room next door. only 2 people can fit at any one time. plus the coffee cups are the size of thimbles. it’s fucking chaos, man

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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

lol @ Natalie Harp quoting Jane Austen in her devotional letters to the world’s least literate man

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Chick-fil-A markets itself as a Christian company but i feel like any place that dares to put pimento cheese on top of fried chicken has long since abandoned scripture

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

just remember that for every Jimothy out there, there is an evil eugenicist raccoon who believes Jimothy is poisoning the bloodline raccoons, much like the humble human, are a complicated species

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

fuck i can’t believe Argentina has to move from libertarianism to a socialist paradise but those are the rules of losing the World Cup

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Google keeps telling me this place doesn’t exist…

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Coyote in an ALDI @jawn-a-meer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

this still beats all those cases of implosive diarrhea i had

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Liberals say that it is unseemly to bet on the deaths of elected officials in a democracy. They're wrong—it is unseemly to bet on the deaths of elected officials in a republic.

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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Interesting choice by NYT to publish an op-ed bemoaning America’s projected population decline by a guy who’s massively racist against immigrants and compares IVF to “Nazi eugenics.” The “pronatalists” only want more of a very specific kind of person in this country. It gives the game away.

The Population Forecasts Are Grim. Theyre Still Too Optimistic.
By Lyman Stone

It's difficult to articulate the extent to which Somalian immigrants are a *unique* problem.
Other immigrant groups may not always have stellar outcomes, but there are almost none who as persistently have the absolute worst outcomes in every country they move to as Somalians.

FWIW I think attacking IVF really is a massively losing political position, and I say that as someone with serious moral concerns around
IVF.
I think if you must attack IVF, you would argue against discarding embryos as a form of Nazi eugenics, not on the basis of personhood.

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