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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 05/12/2025

Kudos to Kohls for using Kimmy Schmidt to pivot from their previous design aesthetic of fluorescent-washed psychological horror game

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 05/12/2025

No idea why I’m stressed maybe it’s because I look at my phone the moment I wake up and inject the worst things done by the worst people in the world directly into my eyeballs all day until finally closing them at night in fitful sleep but who knows

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 30/11/2025

An infinite purgatory of being dropped in a pool and the user deleting the ladder or getting eaten alive by flies in a doorless room

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 01/11/2025

Big Skeksis dinner party vibes

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 01/11/2025

If this isn’t the start of a 30-year Trump family reign maybe it’s a good idea to change things so that the whole system doesn’t hinge on honor, shame, and norms because the exact people who lack honor and shame don’t care at all about norms

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 27/10/2025

If you’re wondering what happens in a version of Back to the Future where Marty doesn’t stop Biff and Biff goes on to become president, turns out it’s not great.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 22/10/2025

To be fair we don’t know that any of the other candidates don’t have tattoos of a rat’s anus.

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Mitchell and Webb: "Are we the baddies?"

YouTube video by CrystalRoseCreations

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 22/10/2025

The Democrats are the Washington Generals to the GOP’s Globetrotters. They get paid to show up and get dunked on. They hate their own voters way more than they hate Trump, and they can fundraise on being the only opposition to Trump while shrugging that they can’t do anything.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 18/10/2025

Crazy that the US gov got on Bluesky literally just to troll. The only way to “win” against a narcissist is to remove the attention. Anything else gives them what they want.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 13/10/2025

Those evil liberals tarnishing Christopher Columbus’s legacy by… detailing the things he did and said

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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 03/10/2025

The only representations of non-white people in this video are Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, and Carl Weathers’s forearm.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 02/10/2025

SpongeBob would absolutely be radicalized by Patrick. Mr Krabs is the business owner who looks the other way because fascism makes him rich. Squidward and Sandy would be the only real resistance, Sandy because it’s right and Squidward because he’s a born contrarian.

404media.co

OpenAI’s Sora 2 Copyright Infringement Machine Features Nazi SpongeBobs and Criminal Pikachus

The main use of Sora appears to generate brainrot of major beloved copyrighted characters, to say nothing of the millions of articles, images, and videos OpenAI has scraped.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 26/09/2025

Trump’s investigation of James Comey being an affront to our democracy and the rule of law on one hand, it being the James Comey who reopened the “emails” investigation in Oct 2016 leading to Trump winning the election on the other…

media.tenor.com

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it

Alt: Larry David awkwardly waffling back and forth between two seemingly bad options

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 24/09/2025

One of the most annoying things about Trump is that, as an elder millennial, he makes me miss the coherence, professionalism, and ethics of the George W. Bush presidency.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 04/09/2025

No, my office isn’t messy, I’m cultivating a tasteful patina of papers and old coffee mugs

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 03/09/2025

At least AI slop is fairly easy to spot. This is also why I make poor design choices. Like you can spot a natural diamond by its flaws, I show that I am human by my poor understanding of Adobe Illustrator and very tenuous grasp on the core concepts of audio engineering

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 02/09/2025

Our economic system is like in the Dark Knight Rises where everyone hopes to make it out of the hole because they saw someone do it once but that’s the point of the hole

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 01/09/2025

I’ve gotten into Japanese green tea and order it from a place in Kyoto (bougie I know but it’s cheaper and better for me than coffee or beer). Checked on the site and there’s now a $17 tariff on $26 (200g) of tea.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 29/08/2025

Tech companies: how can we make health insurance *more* evil 🤔

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 28/08/2025

I’m a midwesterner and I’ve been to DC twice this year. I was murdered both times. He’s right it’s out of control

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 25/08/2025

Relevant xkcd: xkcd.com/1348/

Two stick-figure characters talk. The younger one asks if the older remembers life before the internet. The older replies that it was “so boring,” just sitting there all the time, “the worst.” When the younger suggests it might have been more fulfilling, the older shuts it down—“wasn’t worth it”—and insists that while people still get bored now, “not like we did.”

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 23/08/2025

In 1957 Batman donned a rainbow suit to distract criminals because Robin was injured and he didn’t want people drawing connections to an injured Dick Grayson. Right-wing commentators are freaking out about Batman going woke, proving the rainbow suit still distracts the bad guys 68 years later.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 20/08/2025

For some reason I keep thinking about the 2019 series Watchmen’s point about how masked, unidentifiable police are indistinguishable from lawless vigilantes and I have no idea why

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 20/08/2025

When you go into the barber and say “give me the Dr. Zaius”

A tv show(?) called gold rush where one of the hosts looks alarmingly like the Planet of the Apes character Doctor Zaius

the Planet of the Apes character Doctor Zaius

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 17/08/2025

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Gandalf, Baggins, Gamgee, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Galadriel, Elrond, Arwen, Éowyn, Théoden, Faramir, Denethor, Saruman, Gollum, Boromir, Sauron, Treebeard, Bombadil, you have my bow, they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 27/07/2025

As a “podcaster and influencer” I have to say: please don’t send your child to an AI-taught school founded and run by a podcaster and influencer

nytimes.com

A.I.-Driven Education: Founded in Texas and Coming to a School Near You

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 01/07/2025

All I want is a robot vacuum that won’t get stuck under the couch, vacuum the same room 17 times and then return to dock, or livestream videos of me on the toilet. Every robot vacuum company: …two out of three ain’t bad???

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 01/07/2025

Climate change leading directly to ticks making people deathly allergic to meat, one of the industries contributing the most to climate change, are some Avatar-level, planet-fighting-back consequences www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisis | US news | The Guardian

Unusually aggressive lone star ticks, common in the south-east, are spreading to areas previously too cold for them

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 21/06/2025

I don’t think any of us anticipated the number of boxes we would have to break down here in The Future

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 31/05/2025

“Washed and ready to enjoy.” Yeah you’re making a lot of assumptions, bag of kale.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 26/05/2025

A good quality hotdog with kimchi on it is easily in my top five favorite foods

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 24/05/2025

My 10yo called carbonated water “bad boy water” and that’s an amazing description.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 24/05/2025

Sometimes I’ve secured my accounts so well not even I can get into them

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 19/05/2025

A corgi riding a skateboard. If this is fake I DONT NEED TO KNOW.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 06/03/2025

Was excited to finally get to Tears of the Kingdom but for some reason fighting an orange-haired monster we all thought was beaten years ago but who returned in a more focused, organized, and crueler form just doesn’t sound so fun anymore

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 01/03/2025

They followed it up by interviewing these Americans who all agreed that Trump and Vance did an amazing job and weren't disgraceful at all

A normal American man with a mustache and not a Soviet spy or actor Matthew Rhys

A normal American man in a tie and not a Soviet spy or actor Matthew Rhys

A normal American man and not a Soviet spy or actor Matthew Rhys

A normal American man in sunglasses and not a Soviet spy or actor Matthew Rhys

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 26/02/2025

If I had the most cats in the world - more than I could ever pet in my lifetime - and was trying to make it so, like, impoverished children can’t get medicine so I could get more cats, everyone would be like, hey maybe that guy has a problem. I kind of think we should feel the same way about money

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 26/02/2025

🎶in the aaarms of the angel Hello, I'm Sarah McLachlan. Every day billionaires suffer in silence. For your small gift of the entirety of the social safety net & civil society, we can make sure these poor creatures have super ultra yachts they need & never have to party on an ultra yacht ever again

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 19/02/2025

You know things are going real well for your society and planet when the probability of an asteroid strike going up is met with excitement and hope

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Yeah millennials are cringe but like “the internet is fun! I can haz cheeseburger!” cringe and not “someone on the internet correctly called me out so I guess apartheid is good now” cringe

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 27/01/2025

If you see this, post a fictional band you would love to see live

Billy & Billy singing the hit song "The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me" in the show "I think you should leave"

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 25/01/2025

"Roaring Twenties 2.0" Remind me, how did the Roaring Twenties 1.0 end, again? www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/m...

screenshot from the NYT that reads: Robert Shinkle
Ohio Department of Development administrative staff
Sugarcreek Township, Ohio
We expect that Trump will usher in a new golden era for America. That's why we're dressed the way we are. This is the beginning of the Roaring Twenties 2.0. You're going to see so much economic prosperity, the cost of energy going down, while American hegemony increases dramatically. It's very hopeful right now - way more than his first term. There's been a lot of lessons learned.

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 24/01/2025

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it's obviously just a Roman salute

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Jason Weiser @jasonweiser.com · 24/01/2025

For the record, and I know these are controversial points, now, but: Nazis are bad. Colonialism is bad.

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