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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In two months, Alec Bohm raised his stock from "1-year pity deal with Kansas CIty" to "3 years/54 million from the Mets". Good for him!

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There's your list OKAY ASSHOLE???!!!

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Peaches and Herb and a Goddamn Aircraft Carrier

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Zohran Mamdani is the first Democratic executive in my lifetime who uses his power to enact his mandate. It's not squandered on bipartisan comity or "commonsense solutions", but put to the work his voters demanded. The Dems lose in 2028 unless the nominee has that same theory of power.

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

K-Pax. Without question the worst thing to happen in the year 2001.

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This will be a thread of tips for people suffering through their first god-awful heat wave with no or subpar AC. I'm a perpetually broke Southern Californian so my ideas run cheap.

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Steve Grogan is Peyton and Eli's real father

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Roses are red when violets appear...

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Merchant Ivory's Dude, Where's My Car?

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Philadelphia Flyers goalie Pelle Lindbergh

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Peyton and Eli's father is actually Steve Grogan

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

🎵When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's...

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Ms. Misanthrope 🇺🇸 @lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Depluralize a movie: Something Somewhere Just This Once

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Orlando. I would rather spend one year in Schenectady than one day in Orlando.

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Fernando Valenzuela. In little league I once tried to imitate his looking skyward while delivering thing and fell ass-backwards off the mound.

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

While many of you are crying "RIP Chuck Norris" or "RIP Country Joe McDonald", I'm crying "RIP Robert Mueller and the Rule of Law!"

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Godspeed You! Christmas Adventurer

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Introduce yourself with 5 songs: 4'33, John Cage St. Thomas, Sonny Rollins Big Bird, Eddie Floyd Beep Beep Love, The Incredible Moses Leroy Hook and Sling, Eddie Bo

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

@dicknixon.bsky.social sir, the world cries out for a lasting architecture of peace. Time to get out in front of it, there are charlatans speaking in your voice.

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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

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Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Meanwhile, BlueSky thinks everything's just fine