Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I won't believe it until I hear the Ravens waived the physical. 010
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nah, they were successful in spite of him. He's Barry Switzer. 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've been hate-reading that guy for years and never thought to call him that. Thanks, Inky. 010
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look at Smithers over there thinking "very strong posture, sir!" 040
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In two months, Alec Bohm raised his stock from "1-year pity deal with Kansas CIty" to "3 years/54 million from the Mets". Good for him! 001
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Toast of Londonstatic.klipy.comSteven Toast: Yes I Can Hear You Clem FandangoALT: Steven Toast: Yes I Can Hear You Clem Fandango 010
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comBig Lebowski: Out Of Your Element, Donny!ALT: Big Lebowski: Out Of Your Element, Donny! 010
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Actually, you should mute instead of block, that way [dissolves into string of 0s and 1s] 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026An incapacitated Arraez is still a better hitter than the (checks roster) 3 catchers they employ. 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I want to believe he ended up enjoying Studio 54 so damn much. 020
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When the interviewer asks me if I have any experience with Databricks.static.klipy.comITYSL Notreally Man Drinks Water in HallwayALT: ITYSL Notreally Man Drinks Water in Hallway 040
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"The Donald J. Trump Triangle Shirtwaist Ballroom" 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They turned "woke" into a noun and "trans" into a verb. Republicans: bad on pronouns, worse on parts of speech. 011
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026At this stage, it's a name recognition poll and nothing else. How many of those polled were looking for "AOC" and couldn't find her because they don't know her actual name? 010
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comSeinfeld: George Costanza, Latex Salesman?ALT: Seinfeld: George Costanza, Latex Salesman? 1280
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"All my money's spent on the goddamn rent. Neither party's mine, not the jackass or the elephant." - Chuck D. "The past is never dead. It's not even past." - William Faulkner 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair 0214
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pretty sure my folks waited in line for rationed gas at that Mobil back in '73. 010
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Positional versatility boosts trade value. No, I don't want to know the "context". 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comThat's All Folks!ALT: That's All Folks! 010
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Is JD the president now, or is he on a tryout? 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The way he says "hell" like the ghost tour guy in ITSYL. 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Let him lose. What good is a Dem majority if their squish caucus grows in influence? 100
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026He looks like the kid from Mask auditioning for Goodfellas. 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I see you shiver with antici . . . . . pation 0140
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Peaches and Herb and a Goddamn Aircraft Carrier 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Jake Slaughter looks like that one Antiques Roadshow guy who just appraises Civil War shit. 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Oh no, not his Image of Strongman Virility! 090
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Sorry, the bee is under Big Dom's job description. 000
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Axelrod is Carville without the Amos Moses affect. Latches onto a generational politician, converts a layup, acts like he invented politics. 110
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026static.klipy.comMortimer Randolph: Sell! Sell! Sell! Trading PanicAlt: Mortimer Randolph: Sell! Sell! Sell! Trading Panic (FCOJ) 050
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Some of those that Tom Lawless Are the same that Brad Ausmus 030
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(Casey Kasem voice) "The lead singer of the next band on our countdown was declared 4F when he shit his pants at the draft board. Coming in at number 18, it's The Amboy Dukes, with Journey to the Center of the Mind!" 141
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Bobby Shantz and Rick Wise (1964) Mike Schmidt and John Kruk (1989) 150
Two Whoppers Junior @jasonthee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The Cards replaced Flood in the trade with Willie Montanez, who was eventually traded for Garry Maddox. Somehow it worked out. 010
