Sign in

Cthulhu Whitaker

@jasondprice.bsky.social
82 followers 265 following 440 posts

Reformed Michigander

PostsRepliesMedia
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Atlanta Hawks games are the pro team equivalent of a Mattress Firm. I see them. I know they exist, but I don't know anyone who has been to one and just assume they are a money laundering scheme
001
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean when you've played for as many teams as Andy Dalton has, you're bound to forget what jersey to throw to occasionally
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bo-Yu Lee
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well how the hell else am I going to be able to call Whataburger and In-and-Out mid?
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well well well, not so easy to beat the Saints in regulation isn't it?
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Crafty move by Baker Mayfield to get revenge on the Browns play sucking ass and losing so they will keep playing Watson
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How many times do you think they had to reshoot that Cam Skattebo commercial because he kept eating the dog food?
001
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spartan Bob had a extra year of eligibility and transferred to UM
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
More like Bryce Underthrown
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Saw a Cybertruck pulled over by a cop on the way to work today. So good start to a Wednesday
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dumbass Grim Reaper got the aim of JJ McCarthy
000
Reposted by Cthulhu Whitaker
Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
18116984199
Reposted by Cthulhu Whitaker
Rep. Debbie Dingell @debbiedingell.house.gov · 25/08/2026
Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.
1563808822
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Tigers...
static.klipy.com
Major League: Still Shitty Field Prep
ALT: Major League: Still Shitty Field Prep
010
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Karros is Greek for dipshit
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yeah, definitely should have bunted there fucko
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh Canada
Side view of Niagara Falls
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Perfect now I just need to remember what number Jay Sborz had
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Here comes the inevitable 86th minute Argentine bullshit
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Having parents that smoked has me feeling like Bane this morning. "You merely adopted the smoke, I...*coughs for 2 minutes*...I was born in it."
001
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's all because hes wearing Don Kelly's number
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Loved the debut of Spencer's new astronomy character Neil DegrAssico Tyson
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Put in Marshawn Lynch
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgian player committed elder abuse
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Put another set of goalposts in and bring back Cape Verde...let's get nuts
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dos a cero de nuevo
100
Reposted by Cthulhu Whitaker
Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
AY CARUMBA! EL DISASTERO! UN IDEA MALO, ES UN DISASTERO!!
825429
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Had birria tacos for dinner, had some cold beers, watched some baseball and fireworks. America fuck yeah, don't let the dastardly keep you down.
Pitch thrown at a baseball gameFireworks
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bosnia should have known public funds cuts will not allow the US to park the bus
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How did a guard named Isaiah Joe not already play for the Pistons?
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Went out and touched grass (and sand) this weekend
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I think Georgia is just mad at Texas Tech because they didn't think of the "Its a Speed situation" defense first
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Jack Flaherty Don't Blow This Lead Challenge: activated
130
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I've seen enough, we must put a roof on Comerica Park to save the season
010
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
3 ball Paul?
000
Reposted by Cthulhu Whitaker
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
LEEEEEROY....I mean...DANNNISSSSS JENKINS
011
Reposted by Cthulhu Whitaker
Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Trying something a little different for this year's Charity Bowl victory show, and I can't imagine a better combination of audience and subject matter: aadl.org/node/669861
aadl.org
Channel 6 Presents: “Shipwrecks, Ranked” with Spencer Hall and Brian Phillips | Ann Arbor District Library
1311914
Reposted by Cthulhu Whitaker
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”
John Brown, no beard, arms crossed, looking intense as hell like usual
2667311822
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The best move the Pistons made at the trade deadline was getting the Cavs to trade for Harden
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
LEEEEEROY....I mean...DANNNISSSSS JENKINS
011
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a white shirt is saying i 'm gonna steal it
Alt: Nic Cage is saying i 'm gonna steal it
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Daniss Jenkins doing what Duncan Robinson was supposed to do
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I kinda understand Stew wanting to run over Wagner
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The Tobias Harris game
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
17 points in a half of professional basketball????
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Looks like the 2022 Pistons decided to show up tonight
100
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Steelers select a guy named Germie? Boy they really don't want Aaron Rodgers back
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Aiden told Brad who to pick
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The Toledo safety or an edge for the Lions?
000
Cthulhu Whitaker @jasondprice.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Finally got a VPN to work with MLBtv and I get rewarded with a JavyBomb
mlb.tv
The Official Site of Major League Baseball
Coverage includes audio and video clips, interviews, statistics, schedules and exclusive stories.
000