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Jasonconga

@jasonconga.bsky.social
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Californian-German, anti-fascist by nature. ❤️ Liverpool/Dodgers/Rams/Simpsons/music & literature . New novel ”Technical Debt” out now! Travel addict (eg 126 days in 2006) Let’s treat life like a mosh pit and pick up those around us who fall.

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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 16h
Ok, more feedback please! I played with the idea some more wondering if a 3D element/metallic tinge added/improved on what #3/4 in the original post. Each one should seem more metallic. Are these ideas more interesting than the first ones or is it going away from the logo’s essence? Think I like em
YNWA Liverpool tattoo idea. YNWA Liverpool tattoo idea. YNWA Liverpool tattoo idea. YNWA Liverpool tattoo idea.
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#datenight What makes me feel like I’m far from home is the popcorn at the movies is sweet. #beer #lobster #cutepurse #heineken
Beers and popcorn and the cutest purse with lobsters on it
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your partner is getting ready for the next 15-20 min. What are the 3-5 songs you play to get them in the mood for date night? I’m currently playing “Señorita” by Justin Timberlake. “Ride With Me” by Nelly was the one before that. Now “Low” by T-Pain just started. She’s feeling it. Haha
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife @sammy-lfc.bsky.social just had a “My precioussss” moment opening up her new customized Predators … #adidas #footy #YNWA
Brand new predator football shoes.
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#LFC #tattoo idea help requested. Got a consultation tomorrow for a tattoo & my idea is slowly coming together but wanted some feedback from yall. Which general idea do you like best? What adjustments would you recommend? Planning on ~ beer coaster size Will be black with red/white hints I think
A Liverpool tattoo idea red on white Another Liverpool tattoo idea red on white Another Liverpool tattoo idea black with some red   Another Liverpool tattoo idea black with some red
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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's sad that this man has never known the joys of driving 4 hours with your friends to see your favorite band
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m the kind of guy who is happy to accept the poorly poured beer for free while they’re training a new guy. You? Ps I feel no guilt because this is the one bar in the world I have spent the most money in in my life so… cheers #okellys #freiburg #beer
Pint of beer
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My golfing and ironic roots on full display here with my Bushwood CC shirt. Rodney Dangerfield’s performance is 🤌🏽. Who has a good Caddyshack quote? A favorite: “Wang, what’s with the pictures? It’s a parking lot. I think this club is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell you’re Jewish!”
Res shirt with white type: bushwood CC
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When is Grampa Simpson gonna finish his opening statement about all the conspiracy theories he heard at the senior home? #jacksmith #cspan #grassley
Senator from Iowa
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our trash can now has a face.
Googly eyes on trash can.
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Mashed @mashed75.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is right.
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is exactly what my boy #Wirtz needs. Can’t wait to see him play for #LFC again after time with the master. Thanks for your help #Kloppo!
Klopp hugging Wirtz
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How many premier league titles does that give #LFC then?
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This enrages me as a human. As an American-German, this enrages me even more. American lawyers successfully got convictions for the death penalty for similar crimes against humanity. History is already watching. #fcknzs
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those taxi drivers have more balls and moral clarity than all of the jackanapes in black ski masks off the British coast and all of ICE. “One good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain.” - Bob Marley #fcknzs
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#YNWA You’ll never woof alone.
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok Liverpool fans, not getting bored during the international break could take some effort so here goes: What’s your favorite Liverpool gear that’s NOT a footy top. This jacket here was a gift from my wife 6 years ago and I still love the shit out of it. What about you? #LFC
Black LfC jacket YNWA in the back of a jacket
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My British wife can finish off these 40 tea bags in a week, easy. Even faster if the weather is bad. Who else drinking that much tea? I ask as I grind beans for my coffee.
Earl grey tea.
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve got friends in high places, too.
Cannabis plant
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a supporter of Liverpool football and of the city itself, I love that most of the OG fans of the club sound like these two people and not only that, but also that they’re speaking up for immigrants, embodying the spirit of “You’ll never walk alone”. #LFC #YNWA #fcknzsl
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I fucking #voted from Germany. You have no excuse. The more people who vote, the better candidates we will get in the future, if you care about that kind of thing #gotv #fcknzs #orangecounty
Oath of voter document
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
Happy new Flanders Devil Ned Flanders.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
Olivia Newton John and John Travolta in Grease.Una Thurman and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your honor, I offer this piece of evidence of an underrated song by a well known band. “Batphone” by Arctic Monkeys It’s atmospheric and off beat and just out of this world if you’re in the right frame of mind. Please check the lyrics… What underrated song do you wanna throw in the ring?
open.spotify.com
Batphone
Arctic Monkeys · Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino · Song · 2018
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Tiernan Coyle @jesuistc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
critics of wirtz should remember Bobby Firmino's first two seasons and the calls to sell him as a flop and waste of money. Wirtz is 23 he leads his teammates for possession won in the final third and total distance covered per 90 in the prem. His workrate is phenomenal, the rest will come. #YNWA
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This jacket says a lot. #beer #simpsons #cavernclub #scrum #hellfish #dodgers #vinscully #slavaukraini #capitolpolice #oldpunks #deutsch
A jacket with a lot of patches.
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m confused. Was #Wirtz shit or did he create the most chances & run the most while we was on the pitch? Can it be both? If so, it only shows just how good this guy can be. Hoping Klopp has a good chat with him & then he understands that we already love him and know he is world class. #LFC
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When a British city is allowed to name a new public toilet:
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Buzzen for the match! Watching from the sofa in SW Germany! Gen got my proper top bought in the Vancouver adidas shop last month! Up the Reds! #LFC
New Liverpool top white and red
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You’re getting pecked by the seagulls… 😅🤭 #LFC www.instagram.com/reel/DdWWQIr...
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My wife is gonna kill me if I don’t call this complete stranger out for his terrible take. Who, good sir, would you have cast? Dame Judy Dench no doubt… Seriously, my wife is going to viscerally disagree with you if you ever say this at the pub in SW Germany, NE England or SW California !
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Klopp's comments show he is the right leader for Germany at this time, before you even get to the football. This weekend's Morning Star column.
Morning Star newspaper page with the headline "Klopp's revolution is bigger than football"

"Germany boss has taken on the far right"
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A beautiful morning to show yall my iced coffee is in a glass commemorating Liverpool’s Champions League victory a few years back. “Let’s talk about six baby” #LFC I’m not English but I’m proper buzzen for the #Millwall /West Ham game today. It’s on freaking ITV1 for gods sake.
An iced coffee with LFC sentiments on it
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I WANT THIS FUCKING HAT. WHERE MAY I PURCHASE IT? send skeet #einervon83millionen #kloppo #LFC #adidas
Beautiful hat worn by Jurgen klopp
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#WWJD What would Jürgen do? #LFC
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why yes, I am living up to my Californian roots and making another batch of guacamole.
The ingredients for guacamole.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anybody else gonna hate watch Man U tonight? #LFC
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nathan for you meme with him in Ed Sheeran hair saying "The plan? Hire all Irish openers and then both sides a colonial genocide and see if they stay on tour."
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cat meme with Macca’s face: Can I haz new contract? #LFC
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My new catchphrase when telling a witty little anecdote.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Say, Barn... uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?" "Oh, yeah. We all had a good laugh, Moe." "The results came back today. You owe me $70 billion." "Hmm?" "No, wait, wait wait, that's for the Voyager spacecraft. Um, your tab's $14 billion."
Season 7 / Episode 21
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y’all from Liverpool got lucky with which team to support (except for poor Blues😅), but there is also the rest of us who chose #LFC & #YNWA that makes the very ethos of the club even larger than it otherwise would be. I’m proud to be an “immigrant” to the club & I’m buzzen for tomorrow. Up the Reds!
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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember when this wasn't even called a foul. Thinking about this for no reason at all
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Jasonconga @jasonconga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Could be worse, dodger fans. 2.5 games up on the Braves and 9 up on the Padres with 13 to go.
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