Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026De Niro: When that coward, that fucking piece of shit, Donald Trump, tries to take our voice and power away, what do we tell him? Keep your fucking hands off our vote. 10048031287
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My son's 8th grade English teacher allowed the students to write a short story using an AI tool. I read it. Then I had him delete the story and I walked him through writing a story the old-fashioned way. 120
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass 1069242875198
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement. 377120823486
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoKevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A perfect pretext for impeachment does not exis— 631728696
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just always imagined that the downfall of America would be less . . . dumb. 040
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When Trump is gone, we should replace his Triumphal Arch with a monument to immigrants. That would be right. 132
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Out of all people on Earth, Eric Schmitt decides to half-ass it on a false accusation of corruption against JACK SMITH! lmao. What a clown. 020
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eric Schmitt says he has proof that Big Foot exists. 030
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026While you are getting up and going to start the work week, members of the Trump Admin are planning their next lavish taxpayer funded parties, trips and personal vanity projects while searching for new ways to turn their govt appointment into another grift to enrich themselves. 401651473
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Who could’ve foreseen that after the Supreme Court gave Trump immunity from prosecution for committing crimes while in office he would commit lots of crimes while in office? 30164331724
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BIG TECH: This thing is going to kill everyone TRUMP: I want to be the one to name it 311158226
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just a reminder that JD Vance, who is a heartbeat away from the presidency, owes everything he has to this man, and thinks he is one of the smartest people ever. 030
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary. 8141901740
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It feels kind of weird to be in solidarity with Fox News. 000
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This should have happened when he descended on the golden escalator and immediately started saying racist shit. 020
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Okay, this timeline is f*cked. Can we just start over? 011
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadodarren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 456143555122
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoOne Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not being thick is the new thicc… 14778541307
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.” 817261255402
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have a trade deficit with woman who used to own my house. I paid her thousands of dollars for her home and she paid me nothing. Now, all I have is a house worth thousand of dollars. I could have saved those thousands of dollars if I lived on a bench in the park. It's just simple Economics. 884100612328
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/09/2026Just because this dude has the mental capacity of a handbag filled with dogshit doesn't mean other people can't figure this stuff out, the "AI" dudes aren't THAT smart, they're just horny accelerationist nerds who don't see what the problem killing off 90% of the population is, they can be stopped 47747111
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'll always remember where I was and what I was doing when he finally goes. 020
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A perfect metaphor for his entire presidency 030
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The Trump administration is a chapter of the Least Self-Aware People in the World Club. 54665133
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading. 795166653673
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Whenever we are finally able to unravel all the details of the Venezuelan oil theft to uncover all the bribes, kickbacks and corruption by American and Venezuelan politicians, greedy oligarchs & swindlers it’s going to make Trump’s $2 billion crypto scam look like an appetizer. 1003419911
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It’s not “an oil deal with Venezuela.” It’s Trump kidnapping an autocrat, refusing to hold elections, then leaving the remainder of the regime in place but only if they allow him to pillage their natural resources, which they are doing to remain in power oppressing the people. 21258791905
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/08/2026Costco runs it's own rigorous food inspection program. And they didn't bend the knee on DEI. Plus, they dropped Callaway Golf after their horrific ad depicting violence against women. And they are refusing to carry trump meat. So that's where I'll be shopping. 573153363723
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die 20492111762
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Posting this just so my descendents have no doubts: I voted against Trump every time he ran. He is a criminal. I believe that it is a fundamental human right to be able to seek asylum and I absolutely abhor the idea that one group of people is better than another. The US is now the persecutor. 070
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026BOSTON…😕 ✈️ 305222865643
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The reason why Trump and his cabinet officials are so crazed about hunting down leakers is simply because they don’t want the American people to know what they are doing because they are insanely corrupt & incompetent. The lengths they go to cover everything up also proves that. 14758551517
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'm from Ohio and I would like to formally apologize for JD Vance, Jim Jordan, and Bernie Moreno. 030
Jason_ElAvocado @jason-elavocado.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My favorite court days are when clients do exactly what I just told them NOT to do and they find out that I wasn't kidding. 020
Reposted by Jason_ElAvocadoRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026How come Trump has won every golf tournament held at one of his own courses but has never won one on any other courses? 2902998439
