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Jason Heeley

@jaseheeley.bsky.social
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Illustrator and eventual dust mote.

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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 3h
Any excuse to take a pop at Brock Purd Y. What’s he ever done to you?
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 4h
And now on to the fourth Doctor. I’ve wittered previously about living on RAF bases in Germany for much of the’70s, so vast swathes of Tom Baker’s era are completely new to me. I have a feeling I’m going to enjoy this.
A TV screen showing the title sequence to an episode of Tom Baker-era Doctor Who.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 5h
Cheers mate! 🍻
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 5h
Jee. Zuzz. That really puts its size into perspective. Love it.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 5h
Oh - and the beer’s wonderful, but I’ve never had a duffer from Tartarus!
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 5h
Superb! I love Hornsea’s designs.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 5h
Finally finished redecorating our bedroom so I’m treating myself.
A glass of Tartarus “Jersey Devil”, a 14.6% brandy barrel-aged hazelnut latte cake imperial stout.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No. Absolutely not. Terrible idea. Why do you want 3D when you've got the incredible graphics of Amaurote to gawp at?
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hurtling down the A1 from York at sunset just now and made the rare decision to let the algorithm control the music. And I have to say, Clayderman's "Ballade pour Adeline" is an absolute fucking banger at 70mph.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wasn't sure, but I did wonder. That's really bloody shitty of them !
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's easy to forget how modern some '30s book illustration could be, until you're presented with a stunning example such as this.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Absolutely: www.pomonaislandbrew.co.uk/product-page...
pomonaislandbrew.co.uk
FRILLS OF ST JOHN Pale 5% | pomonaislandbrewco
I never care too much for Pales with Strata, Mosaic and Simcoe but this one’s driving me insane. Intense aromas of passion fruit. On the palate there's sweet berry notes with sticky pineapple and mang...
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rob D - Clubbed to Death.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Pound of the Ass-kervilles" is the best I've got.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Genuinely read that as "cunty and churlish". Still works.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Santa Claus's Merry Christmas Beer Toast
ALT: Santa Claus's Merry Christmas Beer Toast
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really, really hope it happens soon. Just in time for Christmas maybe. It would be the best Christmas ever.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Haha! Yeah, the tangerine has faded, hasn't it?
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
By rights, the term "poltroon" should be enjoying a renaissance right now.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The staff room noticeboard where I work is liberally peppered with slop flyers (Sloppers? Floppers?) for this year's various staff Christmas dos. It's completely put me off the thought of inviting myself.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Speaking as someone with South Yorkshire roots, that's exactly the right way to make it too - the size of a blast furnace door.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In case anyone's wondering, as usual, what the hell I'm wittering about: youtu.be/YsUqueMqf1s?...
youtu.be
Frills of St John - Spring Collection
YouTube video by Quentin Smirhes
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just putting an online beer order in and suddenly heard the faint strains of Roddy Llewellyn. I blame @seanreynard.bsky.social.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👀
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's quite a spectacle.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally, the reboot I've been waiting for.
"Marvel’s ‘Zodiac’ Sets 2028 Release on Disney+ as New Details Revealed"The cover of Network's DVD release of Thames Television's 1974 series "Zodiac", starring Anton Rogers and Anouska Hempel.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shut up and eat your joyomatoes.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AND WE STILL WOULDN’T HAVE FOUND THAT FUCKING KRAKEN!
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was a dark day. For Network, I mean. So happy they’re back!
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not keen on her in room 23. All airs and graces at dinner, but I’ve heard some shocking language coming from that room when her door’s closed.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the sort of arcane knowledge I love Bluesky for. THIS is the whole point of social media.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking hell, imagine a retirement home for us lot. Absolute bedlam. The craft evenings would be good though.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember you posting about it and was sorely tempted to buy a copy at the time. Glad I waited though, 'cos I'm looking forward to it even more now!
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My instinct is to complete that last word to read "Farmhole", but then I'd have to explain what a farmhole is. It's Jeremy Clarkson, obviously.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same here mate, same here.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like the Evri logo. Nice.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2 and 3.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On condition that the choice of typefaces is Comic Sans and Papyrus.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didn't know you had an idiot child!?!
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We must be sharing the same outlook today. My response was to order the boxed set of Give Us a Clue.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally caved and ordered the Give Us a Clue boxed set. Pissing away forty hours in a lost world of brown velour light entertainment seems like the best response to everything going on *out there* right now.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Paging @goonpod.bsky.social.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely the right man for the job!
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Low-level airborne pollutants would go a long way towards explaining why Dave is the way he is.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congratulations on your promotion to Mission Control mate.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will never be able to inhale enough air to emit the magnitude of world-weary sigh that Dave's "vision" deserves.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's been said by others, but I'll happily echo that this is one of the very best TV-related podcasts out there.
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Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 08/10/2026
BIG NEWS: Today I’m excitedly launching The Small Ideas Initiative. We want you to submit ideas for non-controversial fixes, e.g “live sewage updates for beaches” or “standardised allergen menus” to turn into proper policy. Full info here... blog.moneysavingexpert.com/2026/10/mart...
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is a damn fine interpretation of Ian Miller's uniquely expressive art.
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