Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10h"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMYbuff.lyAnnouncing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh... 14644214
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 10h“Anti-Steven Seagal” can only be intentionally misinterpreted 000
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 10hCornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 12483371569
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialCNN @cnn.com · 28/09/2026An 11-year-old chess prodigy has become the youngest woman grandmaster of all time, after a strong performance at the 46th Chess Olympiad. cnn.it/4d56dpY 936551
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialRegina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Doonesbury has still got it www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2...gocomics.comDoonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 27, 2026 | GoComicsRead Doonesbury—a comic strip by creator Garry Trudeau—for today, September 27, 2026, and check out other great comics, too! 1187
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When your statement says more about you than me 000
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wise guy: “I want him to settle with the boss. The fire bombings and killing must stop.” 010
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mob boss: “we want to open your business to our people” 000
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mob bosses everywhere: “when did that become a legit defence?” 000
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026sad to hear about piers morgan he’s not dead. it’s just that every time i hear about him, i’m sad 426739
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did JK Rowlings give them permission? 000
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106402505
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialThe Angry Woman 🇨🇦 @theangrywoman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've never been private about my hate for Patrick Allard and I was unimpressed to see tons of people simping over his, "answer" to how he would address poverty, trauma, and mental health until I came across this amazing comment which will almost certainly end up being deleted. Well done, dood. 1132
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The news here is that he did not participate 000
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This why America will remain a rogue nation isolated from. Canada and Europe fir a very long time if not forever. Without accountability there is only permission 000
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialThomas Linner @tmlinner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am pro-Palestine. Jewish Canadians in Belleville hit the floor in their own synagogue last night for fear of their lives. To belittle that experience is the same as doing so for a mosque attack, a gay-bashing, or any other attack on a community being who they are in this country. Disgusting. 021
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is what we in Canada are waiting for. This is what the rest of the world is waiting for. It is why we are moving on. If the political opposition can’t or won’t bring accountability than there is no reason to believe that Trumpism isn’t the basic operating system of America 063
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yes they want to avoid accountability for their actions. “The A.I. Did it!” 001
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 159167154673
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112051900
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Are AI companies being extremely irresponsible with incomplete and badly defined parameters for their LLMs? Yes! Are they unwittingly creating Skynet? No. Grow up. Come on 827536
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialMark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"NPR sat down with this solar calculator and asked it to explain this poem about God" 9898150
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131733348
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialHeather McPherson MP @heathermcpherson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Canadian airports are public infrastructure. So why is Mark Carney promising to hand over our public airports to private foreign investors? Instead, let's build better airports, support Canadian workers, improve service and safety, and keep the benefits public. 1214642
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15/09/2026Are your elbows up high enough yet? Once he's sold this portion of public infrastructure off to whoever can afford it, it gets easier and easier to sell this stupid country off piece by piece. It should be so easy for a progressive opposition to tear this fucking guy to shreds. 0514
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialBarney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I gotta say, I’ll never understand why anyone making less than $200K a year ever even thinks of voting Conservative. 1416125
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at. 6072012549
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel... 6749131108
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 13/09/2026September sumo tournament started and that’s the only thing that I’m going to care about for the next two weeks #basho 020
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialMaid Mocha @spacemocha.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Good thread altogether but the end is the most important part imo - a boycott needs an *end point*. If you are not gettable, if nothing they do will ever get you to shop there, then they have no reason to change practices in response to the boycott! 117141
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 566280818599
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialBig Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 13/09/2026look how easy this is 211825
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My man looks like he’s playing Ed Rooney in a gritty reboot of FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF 72655
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialbree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/09/2026we either matter or we don’t, man. these are the rules you imposed on us, we’re finally just starting to play by them 222414
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialbree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 12/09/2026you can join trans people in demanding candidates like talarico grow a spine or you can yell at fed-up trannies online. to make choice more clear: do you want to win or not? 221023
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Goddamn this is amazing. My uncle died from melanoma. It’s an awful thing 010
jas0nh00per.bsky.social @jas0nh00per.bsky.social · 11/09/20263 corners of this major intersection are closed to pedestrians. Why does #winnipeg despise us? Why does it despise itself? 000
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(centrist adviser): "Sir, what our voters want most is someone who'll fight! Who'll fight for them and not back down! Who'll fight to defend freedom! And, sir, that's why I'm urging you to make sure you tell everyone that you're willing to sacrifice a trans kid playing soccer." 942273
Reposted by @jas0nh00per.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Read this thread: 8529121