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Jarno Niemelä

@jarnon.bsky.social
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Grumpy infosec guy who has been on the blue team since late 90s. Dabbles on the red side on occasion. Been working with various detection AI and threat detection and management automation since late 2000s

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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In 2026, there is zero doubt about it: anyone who is still pro-Russian in Europe is a traitor and a national security risk. We need to ban pro-Russian parties, media, and activism, or face the consequences when these people turn on us when Russia makes its move
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Jarno Niemelä @jarnon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tax the stock exchange. Level playing field. Pay-to-play. Nowhere to hide. No accounting mirror games. Tax revenue, not profits. Billionaires are cheating parasites.
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give Belgium whatever they dare ask for
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Jarno Niemelä @jarnon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today I am with Jerry at local national defense event representing our search&rescue dog organization.
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buvezcocacola @buvezcocacola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seen in Virginia
A bumper sticker reads
I HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN ALSO HAVE HEARTBEATS
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes I just need a good laugh..🤣🤣🤣
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This show is easily among the happiest (& zaniest) experiences I've ever had doing voiceover. Great scripts. Great cast. Great FUN! Now: Let's... Get... DANGEROUS!!! #DarkwingDuck #DisneyPlus
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Frode #Fella @frodehommedal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This. 100% this. And if you don't agree you're not a very good human. Too often we let greed and convenience cause cruelty to be bestowed upon innocent people. However, our fuel prices are currently "10%" tied to Russia's war on Ukraine and "90%" on the American's war on Iran. So .. 🤷‍♂️
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The lives of two European citizens held by Azerbaijan are not worth lifting any sanctions on Russia. Russia needs to be sanctioned more, not less
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Comparing him to 47 is highly insulting... to Jabba.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
"We were letting actual 8th graders sneak into our wild drug and sex parties at our Silicon Valley AI group house" is the most eyebrow-raising quote among many from that New York Times piece, IMO. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/t...
The house quickly became a hub for events. Eric Zhu, 19, a tech entrepreneur, said he used to sneak into parties there when he was about 13. No one checked anyone’s age, he said, and “it was pretty crazy.”
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/09/2026
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The victim's lawyer is furnishing details: His name is Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, and he's a DoorDash delivery man. He was making a delivery when ICE agents attacked him, riddling his car with bullets and shooting him in the back. Don't believe a word that DHS says about this incident.
statesman.com
Attorney: Austin man shot by ICE agent was making DoorDash delivery
A Venezuelan man shot by an ICE agent in Austin was making a DoorDash delivery, his attorney said. Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, 28, was later released from the hospital into ICE custody.
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having lived through those years, I remember the fear many reporters faced but carried on despite all. Thank you.
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🇺🇸🇺🇦 Former CIA Director David Petraeus: Ukrainian forces are now killing or wounding more Russian soldiers each month than Russia is mobilizing each month, which should be something that worries those in the Kremlin considerably.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
plausible deniability machine goes whirrrrrrr
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jarno Niemelä @jarnon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nyt tuli todiste, että Googlen datakeskukset Suomeen on hyvä juttu, Trump ei pidä ajatuksesta. Sen varmempaa todistetta ei ole, jos Trump vihaa jotain, se on hyvä. www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-...
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Trump tuohtui Suomen datakeskusdiilistä – kunnanjohtaja kertoo, menivätkö yöunet
Kunnanjohtajat kertovat, millaisia ajatuksia Trumpin kommentit herättivät.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/09/2026
Genuinely very funny to me that people who were apparently fine with me posting Fuck ICE and Chinga la Migra all day long unfollowed me when I started posting UNIX facts
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stop stop stop treating this $5k check thing like it’s real. It’s just…not.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Release ALL the Epstein files NOW!
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 07/09/2026
💣 Harley vs Kara ❤️
Watercolor drawing of Harley Quinn, giant bomb in hands, about to drop off the ledge of a building mid-pursuit of a floating Supergirl; finding herself in a very looney Coyote vs Roadrunner situation.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The funny thing about the Butlerian plot: Paul Atreides ends up killing over 60 billion people in his quest for power. This would not have happened if they just used navigation computers, as they would make Spice meaningless. So the real moral lesson was that computers are good.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tag yourself
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert · 06/09/2026
Oh hey, actually, before I log off, real quick: do you have an artist you like to recommend for a logo of a project? Ideally someone in the atproto community. Self-recommendations welcome!
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The Ukrainian Review @theukrainianreview.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🤬 18+ Russians hunted a teenager in Kherson. Terrorists purposefully attacked a boy with an FPV drone who was trying to hide under a bridge.
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Patrick Socha @psocha.co.uk · 02/09/2026
I believe its in relation to everyone shitting on the paint.net guy who said he got his application working on linux with the help of LLMs. Bsky went ape and he quit the platform for making a genuinely useful free tool available to even more people.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SHOUT-OUT to Political Cartoonist extraordinaire & Member of the Order of Canada Michael de Adder, who routinely does a far better job of holding this administration accountable than the corporate media. Thank you for your attention to his brilliant satirical wit! 🙏 (also: 🤣)
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Armed Maidan: Ukraine Resists ruzzian Genocide @armedmaidan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wow, $4,184 donated in the first 2 1/2 days—thank you!🤝🐝 We're raising $17,275 for 6 Queen Hornets FPV heavy bombers and a Hornet Vision drone control station for HUR's elite Timur Spec Ops Group $500 = named STING interceptor + guaranteed strike video bsky.app/profile/rebe...
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🤬 On August 29, the annual race “I Honor the Warriors, I Run for the Heroes of Ukraine” was held in the Kharkiv region. In the morning, the Russians attacked the event site with Iskander-M cluster missile. Unfortunately, 3 people died, including 1 policeman.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 29/08/2026
Gamers have an interesting way of expressing their feelings.
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🇪🇺 @veertjephilips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Vranyo by the champion of vranyo! [Vranyo is a form of institutionalized lying, which means that everybody knows that everybody is lying but they all go along with it. This form of lying is deeply entrenched in the Russian culture and within the military.]
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.
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Dolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)
The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.”
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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One guy says to another "leta settle this in a DRAG RACE" 

And then there's two cars.... 
And they're both in drag.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/08/2026
Legal claim: “Intentional infliction of emotional indifference.”
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
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Washington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen Attiah
An arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”
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Sean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 21/08/2026
SCOOP: A DOE lab has spent the last few months probing Chinese lidar for security vulnerabilities. The twist? The review is privately funded, I'm told, by a company -- possibly a few -- in the electric and/or autonomous vehicle industries, suggesting they're looking for a clean bill of health
techcrunch.com
Exclusive: US government lab is probing Chinese-made lidar for security vulnerabilities | TechCrunch
The security review is being performed by the Idaho National Laboratory, and the research is being funded by a company -- or a group of companies -- in the electric and autonomous vehicle industries.
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Jarno Niemelä @jarnon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Almost feel sorry for waking Jerry up for walkies.
Schnauzer sleeping very relaxed
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The US may be an increasingly unreliable ally, but its presence in NATO is still the only thing stopping Russia from invading the Baltics. Europe is simply not capable of defending itself on its own. We must increase our defense spending and decrease our dependency on the US
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Ting Barrow @tingb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#Trumpstein needs to GO NOW
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