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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈

@fatraccoon.bsky.social
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Fuck the Bro-aucracy. Gen-X goth techie and latex fetishist. A left-handed leftie with mensch points. Born Analog. Urbanist. Part owner of Canada 🍁. Autistic AF. Punk Rock Ethos. 🇨🇦 🦝🎈🚲🦇⚰️🕹️⚔️🏰🍕 #dumpstersallthewaydown 🦝🎈

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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 10h
Fools.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 12h
Love it ! And there you have it folks. We owe Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Ukraine a debt of gratitude for definitively exposing this and showing us the way.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 15h
When you care about your craft.... no, wait... no you don't. #ai You can automate code, but you can't automate art.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We're fucked. Trumpian Chaos wants the End Times, not peace, and certainly not prosperity. I really believe that we're at the brink, the chasm of civilization, vs. fascist feudal ashes. They've decided that they don't need "us" and don't seem to care. Math is hard, reality harder.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But wait, there's more. Look at this monster forming in the Atlantic. The Earth will breathe deeply until conditions improve. boingboing.net/2026/10/09/n...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey, Alberta, how many "separatists" are Russian bots? Let's take a look and see if they're posting today. #canada #cdnpoli
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
there's another centralized hub of the far right this theory could be tested on
elon musk looking like some kinda asshole doing an exaggerated thinking gesture
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went 🦃 shopping for Thanksgiving the other day. The lettuce we bought 🚫🇺🇸 - it was Product of ⚜️Quebec! Pack of cranberries -- move over Michigan -- also from Quebec. 🇨🇦 This is The Way. More intra-provincial trade, fewer American imports. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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Inside a Quebec cranberry bog
Quebec is the largest producer of organic cranberries in the world and leads the country in production. The operations are mainly in the Centre-du-Quebec region and the province produces more than 25...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The cats hated the cat tower. I couldn't even get them to climb it by hiding treats. I decided to put it outside for the "alternative cats". 🦝 #raccoons
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🦝🧠📈=🍕 "Kelly Lambert, a behavioural neuroscientist at the University of Richmond, argues that if we want to better understand the human brain, we might be better off looking at wild animals." www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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What raccoons and other wild brains can teach us about ourselves
Last year, a raccoon broke into a liquor store, drank up and then passed out on the bathroom floor. They’re clever, curious animals with sophisticated brains that might be better models than what scie...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When Trump's plan is to bring on Armageddon, this is merely a side-quest.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dude, you think what you describe is unique to Alberta? Everything that's wrong with Alberta must be the federal government's fault. Riiiiight... #canada #alberta www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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FIRST PERSON | I don't know many committed separatists. But I know people who are angry and hungry for change | CBC News
Matthew Morin is a Calgary resident who is drawn toward Alberta separatism because daily life feels more precarious and he feels those on top don’t seem to care.
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Union Thug™️ @theunionthug.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And all the immigrants and brown people ICE has executed.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Cyber-Oligarchs don't want open source LLMS... because?!?!?! OH, they might do the things we're already doing, while not losing billions of dollars in the process? Open-AI was originally created as an open-source non-profit. Duplicitous dickhead, Sam. #ai
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yay! 🧙‍♀️ Witches with "water brooms" 🏄‍♀️ www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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Hundreds of witches paddleboard off Vancouver | The Moment
Maria Sommer and Ekaterina Vasileva tell The National about the moment they dressed up as witches and paddled through spooky fog from Kitsilano Beach to Granville Island in Vancouver.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brittlestar is on point today.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mondo 2000 was such my vibe. Glitch art. Hacking. VR 1.0 (imagine Dire Straits on MTV). BBSes, UUNet. It was the golden age for nerds. The future was COOL, and we were making it. The future is no longer cool. Now the future sucks. We got the Cyber, but forgot the Punk. #dumpstersallthewaydown
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
War it is, then. No lives matter. #toronto #topoli #cycleto #biketo www.thestar.com/news/gta/for...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Climate change eats man's vacation. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/cons...
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‘It was not what I had paid for’: Ontario couple denied $22,000 refund after cruise itinerary changed
An Ontario couple who planned a riverboat cruise had their itinerary changed at the last minute and said the company didn’t offer a refund for a $22,000 vacation when the new trip didn’t fit their pla...
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The Biking Lawyer LLP @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TW Last week our client was cycling in Hamilton. He passed James Newlands in his grey pickup truck. Words were exchanged, Newlands sped unsafely past our client then brake checked. Shocking video confirmed Mr. Newlands intentions & shed light on this terrible incident of road rage 1/3
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"We" should accept none of your "disruption".
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 08/10/2026
Desperate Brad Bradford adds another Brad to his name
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Desperate Brad Bradford adds another Brad to his name
TORONTO – Election day in Toronto is fast approaching, and polls continue to show Mayor Olivia Chow with a lead over challenger Brad Bradford. So, in a desperate effort to court the bland, middle-aged...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🔥 YouTube search: "Tickle Me Elmo On Fire". www.huffpost.com/entry/meta-o...
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AI Companies Are Making Their Agents Adorable — Experts Say The Reason Why Is Actually Scary
Don’t let the rosy cheeks, fuzzy coats and smiling faces trick you.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🚀 We can reach for the stars, or we can elect cowards and liars. Progress requires courage and perseverance. We're all on Spaceship Earth. All of us, together. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
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Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When you plan to bring on Armageddon, so many policies just don't matter anymore. That's what's happening here.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Red Mafiya gained a cult following during Trump’s first term. The book elucidates the structure of Trump’s life and presidency: a merger of organized crime, white-collar crime, and government by criminals who elude, then rewrite, borders and laws." This was the plan, all along.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When you ride with Uber, you ride with Trump.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Toronto things. www.thestar.com/news/gta/two...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Canadians rightly expect that premiers from coast to coast to coast stand united and work together to protect workers and their paycheques, protect businesses and protect families,” said Ford. UNLESS THOSE FAMILIES USE BICYCLES. 🚲 #onpoli #cycleto #toronto
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The rent is due, settlers. Six Nations says under the 1784 Haldimand Proclamation, which it considers a treaty, the Crown set aside about 384,451 hectares of land along the Grand River in Ontario for them for their allyship in the Revolutionary War. #canada #indigenous www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Marketing has convinced us that we're suffering from a protein deficiency. It's 100% bullshit. Canadians need more fiber, not more protein. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why aren't we dealing harshly with those who would destroy Canada?
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🇨🇦 J.D Howe 2.0? www.cbc.ca/news/politic... #canada
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Ottawa plans Crown corporation to break defence procurement logjam | CBC News
The Liberal government plans to transform its year-old Defence Investment Agency into a Crown corporation. The proposed overhaul could fundamentally reshape Canada's notoriously cumbersome defence pro...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THIS!
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No throttle = bike lane. Throttle = you're a motor vehicle. Sick of running into delivery scooters on ravine trails, Toronto. #toronto #cycleto
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The number of separatists in Alberta is very small, but every single one of them will vote in the separation referendum. It’s critical that everyone who doesn’t want separation votes as well, or else this could easily be Canada’s own Brexit moment. Don’t assume anything. Vote. 
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Standard time is the right choice. With DST, the sun will never be overhead at noon ever again and you arrive at work or school in the dark. The morning light activates your brain. We evolved that way. It's not a policy. It's a fact.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elon is the poster child of an evil fucker, who happens to be autistic. Navigating maleness and relationships was challenging enough for me, but I always found "bro culture" to be disgusting. I am a staunch feminist. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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The 4chan-coded ideology behind Elon Musk's war on normies
Musk thinks autism makes him superhuman. Just don't call it that.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THIS! This EXACTLY!
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alberta separation is an American foreign interference operation. #canada Supporters are American collaborators, right to the top.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some tourists have compared Toronto's downtown to Hong Kong. Now, Vs. 1957. #toronto
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was once a control systems engineer at an industrial brewery. I love this stuff. I worked on equipment like this.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🚲 Resist! #toronto #topoli www.thestar.com/news/gta/hea...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life finds a way.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doug ford with text over top
Ripping out bike lanes is premeditated road violence.
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Balaeniceps tex 𓅣🌏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Newsom is a fascist. I hope more people understand that capitalism is irredeemable and must be abolished.
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Send pizza. 🍕
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*taps sign*
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Carney ate Pierre Poilievre's lunch. Now he's eating Danielle Smith's. "West Coast oil pipeline becomes 1st project designated in national interest" First Nations and humans who don't want to die from climate change may hold a different view about "national interest". www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈 @fatraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Road design matters. "easy right turns" where you neither need to slow down or look, are partly to blame. Photo 2: Avenue Rd and St. Clair. The corner was designed to make it such that cars cannot easily turn and the crossing is in their sight line. www.thestar.com/news/gta/ped...
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