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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday Spread kindness around like cat hair, everywhere, on everything, and impossible to get rid of. No surface should remain untouched.
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As both an academic and a writer, I am repelled by the "this looks like a long document. Would you like me to summarize it for you?" that seems to appear at the top of every pdf viewer now. NO. The *entire point* of good writing (either books or journal papers) is that every sentence has a purpose.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 30/07/2026
this owl has just about had it with the bullshit and me too
tired looking owl peeping out of a wooden thing.
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Emily Grubert @gruberte.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This isn’t actually funny but I keep cackling to myself when people say we should pursue AI because it will tell us how to solve climate change. Like, we *know* how, we’re just not. ::burns so much fossil fuel to ask:: hey AI, what do? AI: “stop burning fossil fuel”
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Night night sweet dreamies Just a little reminder that all you can do is the best you can do, so don’t be so hard on yourself.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 01/06/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'd love it if today could be just a little less fucked up"
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Night night sweet dreamies The things we regret most are often the chances we never took. The roads left unexplored. The words left unsaid The people we never reached out to Have no regrets ❤️
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026
I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.
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Mikko Tuomi @mustapipa.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tässä on JWST:n kuva yhdestä pienestä nurkkauksesta taivasta. Paria edustan tähteä lukuunottamatta, kaikki mämä ovat galakseja kuten Linnunrata. Maailmankaikkeus on valtava paikka.
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
What's your favourite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only.) ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn — Book of Dead Names, 2:14
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Dan Ciruli @danciruli.cloud · 19/02/2026
I worked on a few fairly prominent efforts in open source (Istio, OpenAPI), but I think of all of them, it’s gRPC that I think has the coolest story. Pull up a chair and set for a spell (any inaccuracies in what follows are 100% my fault for having a bad memory!).
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Good morning & welcome to Whiskers Wednesday If you wait until you feel ‘better’ to start living, you might be waiting forever Go live your life Do it sad Do it anxious Do it uncertain Healing doesn’t always come before the experience. Sometimes the experience is what heals you
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Good morning welcome to Tippetty tap tap Thursday Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle. The world needs your light, your laughter, your quirks, your kindness. Keep shining, even when others don’t understand your glow.
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Eric Wastl @was.tl · 22/10/2025
Hello, friends! After 10(!) years of #AdventOfCode, I've made some changes to preserve my sanity: there will be 12 days of puzzles each December (still starting Dec 1) and there is no longer a global leaderboard. Read more: adventofcode.com/2025/about#f... adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
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Yaron Minsky @yminsky.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
We've had an exciting couple of weeks full of opportunities to teach people about the exciting (and mildly bewildering) features of OxCaml. And...we're looking to hire an experienced educator to help us in this work. Please share this with anyone you think might be a good fit!
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Romeu Moura @malk-zameth.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Have we looked in the British museum to be sure they are not behind the Louvre‘s heist ?
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Hazel Weakly @hazelweakly.me · 16/10/2025
I see teams building massive react apps that could be static and then complaining they need to maintain it constantly. Babes, it’s designed for constant churn, of course it needs unnecessary maintenance work There’s nothing wrong with that, but if you need minimal maintenance, pick the platform
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Good morning & welcome to #Caturday You are yourself, and you know what? Being yourself is enough. Send yourself a love letter and then take the time to read it to yourself. Express your heartfelt love to yourself.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I’m not sure I want to know what he’s done this time…
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Night night sweet dreamies Some friends feel like home & sometimes that friend can be you The one who lets you be tired & messy The one who doesn’t ask you to be anything other than yourself. Choose yourself, even on the hard days Be that kind of friend to yourself
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Good morning welcome to Tippetty tap tap Thursday For today, embrace it fully. Capture the little moments, tell someone you love them, smile at a stranger, and dare to do the things that once made you hesitate.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
We've lost so much progress lately. I swear someone is unplugging during autosaves.
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daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2025
"Exposure of Hard-coded Private Keys and Credentials in #curl Source Repository" a "critical" issue. We have this test suite in git...
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Hanging in the window of my local comic book store.
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Mathias Verraes @mathiasverraes.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 10/08/2025
"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 01/08/2025
If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
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Ettore Berardi @ettomatic.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
We are hiring a Senior Software Engineer to join my team at the BBC! You can apply here: careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Senior-S... Please share ❤️ #elixirlang #myelixirstatus #aws #hiring
careers.bbc.co.uk
Senior Software Engineer
Senior Software Engineer
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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Josh Price @joshprice.com · 16/05/2025
BBC went from 100s of servers to 12 Insane cost savings and still able to deal with the tsunami of traffic with no risk of failure. Think of the peace of mind it gives engineers and the business!
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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A penguin pointing w a stick at a pic sitting on an easel of a Tesla w a pigeon flying over head pooping on it as 3 pigeons look on
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daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2025
On this day twenty-seven years ago, I released the first #curl version. I called it 4.0 as I kept the versioning from the previous names.
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Heather Miller @heathermiller.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Distributed Programming autocorrect of the day: Disturbed Programming Still not wrong
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Chester Wisniewski 🇨🇦 @chetwisniewski.securitycafe.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/12/2024
h/t to @johnshier
Orange Jacket guy meme: "reject": We don''t have the logs to see what they accessed" "approve": We have no evidence that this incident involved any access to customer data
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