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Jank

@jank.gg
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(Semi-retired) Buffalo melee TO Mid 30s queer nerd Code monkey by trade, degen gamer at heart Crafter of stars and spacer of bairs jigglypuff.gay (They/Them)

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yoyogames archive @yygarchive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
stick man 1 (bigelkuser, 2013-08-28) a stick man has to find the rest of the rest of the stick people and fight enemy's or will they be trolls and take over stick land
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Jank @jank.gg · 03/10/2026
If you just sleep 16 hours waking up once to chug water you never have to deal with a hangover.
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Nnhf Novo Nordisk Haemophilia Foundation
ALT: Nnhf Novo Nordisk Haemophilia Foundation
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Who, Me? was a top secret, sulfurous, non-lethal chemical weapon developed by MIT-graduate Ernest Crocker for the U.S. Office of Strategic Services during World War II.[1][2] Who, Me? smelled strongly of fecal matter, and was issued in pocket atomizers intended to be unobtrusively sprayed on a German officer to humiliate him and, by extension, demoralize the occupying German forces.[3]

Who, Me? had a high concentration of extremely volatile sulfur compounds that were very difficult to control: more often than not, the person who did the spraying also ended up smelling as bad as the one targeted.[4] After two weeks, it was concluded that Who, Me? was a failure.
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROJECTS FOR THE COMMODORE 64 (Source.)
A book that reads in block sans serif font, "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROJECTS FOR THE COMMODORE 64." The text is red, switching to gold for the words 'Commodore 64'. Cover bottom, a Commodore 64 - a light brown all-in-one microcomputer with dark brown keys - appears. In the center, a gold PCB in the shape of a human head radiates gold wires in the way wires might radiate from a chip, creating the silhouette of a head; in the center and neck of the head-shaped PCB, chips appear.
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Jank @jank.gg · 30/09/2026
laura jane grace is so cool *_*
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Jank @jank.gg · 15/07/2026
If you use a secondary fox for specific matchups then you're a fox player. And I mean that derogatorily.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's like
A fucked up CRT bleed half image of Robocop and the word "Fuck"
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Jank @jank.gg · 22/09/2026
healthy songs to listen to on repeat when blackout drunk list
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
By your 30s everyone should have: A social group where you are the smartest person A social group where you are the dumbest person
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anthropic employee: I resign from anthropic, anthropic are acting immorally and it is critical that their business should be stopped by any means necessary Twitter: this is marketing for anthropic
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Jank @jank.gg · 09/09/2026
now we all go pee
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Jank @jank.gg · 09/09/2026
Orange vape and orange bawls. We're GAMING.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brian looking out over the water 

The text:

The things I said and did in 2011 while party rocking continue to haunt me
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alyosha @drowsemary.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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TiredAndOnFire HD remasters + Game Dev @tirednonfire.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
PS Vita Degradation kink
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Jank @jank.gg · 27/08/2026
order a shot of tequila with lime & a miller lite. Then after you do the shot shot and suck on the lime put the lime in your beer. pro move only, amateurs don't attempt
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Jank @jank.gg · 27/08/2026
i love my bastard son c:
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Jank @jank.gg · 26/08/2026
AI discourse is largely lacking nuance so I was pleasantly surprised by this pragmatic blog post by Gates. Even if you're militantly against AI it's worth a read. His proposal to tax AI tokens to fund regulation and ease transition is particularly interesting. www.gatesnotes.com/work/make-ai...
gatesnotes.com
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Jank @jank.gg · 22/08/2026
jaywalking is the only moral method of navigating city streets as a pedestrian
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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yoyogames archive @yygarchive.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Agent Bunn-E (Granite Gear, 2008-10-27) Agent Bunn-E is a secret agent who is working for a secret society. Guide him to fight his enemies in the virtual training. This game contains violence, but no gore. It's a game where you have to be quick. Have fun!
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
reading about homosexuality in precolonial Hawaii
Hawaiian scholar Lilikalā Kameʻeleihiwa notes that aikāne served a practical purpose of building mutual trust and cohesion; "If you didn't sleep with a man, how could you trust him when you went into battle? How would you know if he was going to be the warrior that would protect you at all costs, if he wasn't your lover?"[239]
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Jank @jank.gg · 14/08/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
smokin on that karlboro
package of a chinese cigarette brand with karl marx on the front of the pack
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
lmao
In an October 2009 veto message by governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger, rejecting a bill introduced by assemblyman Tom Ammiano, the first letters of lines 3-9 spelled "Fuck You"; Schwarzenegger claimed that the acrostic message was coincidental, which mathematicians Stephen Devlin and Philip Stark disputed as statistically implausible.[23][24][25]
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Jank @jank.gg · 01/08/2026
Been playing melee with my homie ken2 since like 2011, had to drag him out of retirement to goml
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Jank @jank.gg · 30/07/2026
just had an absolute hell week, can't wait to leave for goml in a couple hours. If you see me there come say hi! c:
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Jank @jank.gg · 22/01/2026
I'm so good at talking to people
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Jank @jank.gg · 22/07/2026
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It's Happening Meme
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
💪🏳️‍🌈🧏‍♀️👷‍♂️
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Jank @jank.gg · 19/07/2026
Always chase greatness
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Jank @jank.gg · 17/07/2026
Leaving my doordashed burgers outside for an extra 30 minutes to add that extra smoky flavor. 🧠
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Jank @jank.gg · 15/07/2026
If you use a secondary fox for specific matchups then you're a fox player. And I mean that derogatorily.
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roxie! @toastly.zone · 12/07/2026
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Flex @mechamacgyver.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Screenshot of the show Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction with a fake subtitle that reads

"Do you ever know the overhead is coming, but still block low?"
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Jank @jank.gg · 10/07/2026
Oh god it's happening
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Jank @jank.gg · 05/07/2026
QTP with a title screen that's iconic to you!
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Ninja Gaiden Nes Full Moon Showdown
ALT: Ninja Gaiden Nes Full Moon Showdown
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Jank @jank.gg · 05/07/2026
I'm so overdue for an upstate tournament dub, it's been way too long. Just gotta clean up a couple things and visualize victory. 🧠
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Close up on Quark, a Ferengi guy with a smooth and domed head that kind of looks like a butt and huge exaggerated earlobes that connect like a unibrow across his forgead. He also has nose loaf that kind of looks like a pine cone.  He is pursing his mouth and doing a 'Jim from The Office' look to camera. Closed caption reads, "baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs."
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🇺🇸 Happy 250th birthday America 🇺🇸
Dashcon pool
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
did you guys hear about this
an ad for computer porn:
CO-ROM.
IT'S NOT JUST FOR KIDS ANYMORE.
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Jank @jank.gg · 29/06/2026
It's actually about ethics in gaming journalism
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Jank @jank.gg · 29/06/2026
politics
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Jank @jank.gg · 28/06/2026
Me trying to walk back from the bar to my girlfriend without spilling the 2 shots and 2 drinks I just ordered www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjVJ...
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Movie: Dune (2021) Sandwalk
YouTube video by Hunt Showdown - I see dead people
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/06/2026
ok this one got me
reflecting pool full of green slime and barrels and you're carrying a crowbar in the style of Half Life
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