Jank @jank.gg · 01/08/2026Been playing melee with my homie ken2 since like 2011, had to drag him out of retirement to goml 150
Jank @jank.gg · 17/07/2026Leaving my doordashed burgers outside for an extra 30 minutes to add that extra smoky flavor. 🧠 050
Jank @jank.gg · 08/06/2026Hinckley is having a hard day. Refused to cooperate at the vet so had to reschedule with liquid gabapentin. Now he's exploring his new home and meeting his brother, he's stressed but being very brave. No hisses yet, hoping he got them all out of his system at the vet x.x 140
Jank @jank.gg · 13/03/2026got the 5 card remove event at the start of act3, look what a tight little obscene replay dirge deck this is, holy fuck I have a chub 000
Jank @jank.gg · 12/03/2026Why trade with rest when you can just take the stock clean? I thought that upair edge guard continuation was cute c: 030
Jank @jank.gg · 02/03/2026Had a fun weekend, first in doubles, 2nd in singles at my local. Then went out drinking and dancing at a queer night club wooo. 050
Jank @jank.gg · 19/02/2026another day another dub. We had athos from austria randomly come out to our lil smash club tourny, so you know I had to show up to defend buffalo. Always fun meeting melee players from other parts of the world, super nice guy c: 050
Jank @jank.gg · 14/02/2026I might be the most inconsistent slippi ranked spammer ever. I've hit grandmaster twice and fallen to platinum twice in the same season :D 030
Jank @jank.gg · 02/02/2026this random 6 pack i picked up from aldi is amazing and dangerous. 8% super smooth dessert beers for a lil over a buck a beer. Aldi is so goated <3 140
Jank @jank.gg · 29/01/2026When the winter ice gets you down don't forget to stock up on the essentials: Soup for your family. 040