🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 1hI’m up bc I had too much pain to sleep and I went in the kitchen to take pain med and now I’m back out of the kitchen and I can’t remember if I actually took it BUT ofc I can’t take another just in case. I’m so annoyed with myself. 000
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 18hToday's win: I remembered to take the reusable grocery bags out of the car BEFORE I went into the store. 🏆 0100
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026holdin albuterol in my lungs like a bong hit 0122
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 223148873358
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about this again and smiling 3363261425
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Grim tidings: it's 7:30pm. 011
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Two orange Minis! 🌋🍊 092
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Happy 91st birthday to toddler Baboo’s imaginary friend, Julie Andrews. She doesn’t know it but her spirit has had many tea parties at my house. 0120
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have to tell y’all that yesterday George SPONTANEOUSLY talked about adopting a cat. Keep me in your prayers (for a cat). 161
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome. 1133683528
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026jimjam weather at last 2141
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please just let me type in my birth year.static.klipy.comPoku Pokumeow Doom Scrolling on PhoneALT: Poku Pokumeow Doom Scrolling on Phone 0101
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 26/09/2024What’s the point in making and eating dinner when there is no Pearl anymore. 3261
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026John Paul Brammer is the only person on substack that I will read. He is consistently hilarious and heartbreaking. xo to jp 021
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have a couple of apps that monitor my heart bc I'm paranoid since The Incident, and yesterday one said "Your heart rate was great between 2pm-4pm! Log what you were doing!" I was like Uhhh general anesthesia, thanks for asking. 💤💤💤 0100
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I told Mika about the chihuahua and she is very disappointed. 050
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think I never posted the finished version of this drawing here, so here it is!! 2463160
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m at the hospital waiting to check in and a man walked in who looked just like George. He was carrying a chihuahua and for one brief shining moment I thought I was getting a present. 😭 170
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future” 385135792361
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I need to hear more "fuck that" in political ads. 030
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think YouTube is trying to tell me it’s time to go to bed 010
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I got a lecture from George today about how bad Chex Mix is for you and I said "only when I make it" bc I use extra butter. I only make Chex mix in November and December. He doesn't have to eat it if he doesn't want to! More for me and Mika! 270
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I am NOT bossing you around. I am listing - in order - a series of actions that you need to take to insure your desired outcome. 2163
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am really enjoying this! I’m usually either laughing, or yelling at the screen telling people what to do. Everybody’s gorgeous. The clothes are fabulous. Love the characters. Kid actors are extremely good. Some of the family scenes made me quite verklempt. I’m glad there are 47 episodes! 031
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm trying to schedule an mri that is overdue bc there are SO MANY barriers. Every time I call it's "we don't have your referral" then "we can't sched that now call back in 2 wks" then they say use the website, the website refers me to a phone number that doesn't exist. I'm in literal tears. 130
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please just let me type in my birth year.static.klipy.comPoku Pokumeow Doom Scrolling on PhoneALT: Poku Pokumeow Doom Scrolling on Phone 0101
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃Chris ❤️🔥🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s my manifesto, too. 1183
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If my kids cut off contact with me I’d be fixing my heart so fast you’d hear the sonic boom around the world. 2131
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if i could be anywhere right now it would be here www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICqC...youtube.com⏰️Pomodoro 50/10 • Study with Cat villagers▪️No Music▪️Books & Coffee (winter theme) ❄️YouTube video by Lullablocks 020
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026she has an entire queen sized VERY FLUFFY hello kitty bedspread made into a nest in the corner of the room, but NO the electric blanket that is laid upon it must also be JUST SO 030
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃deck.blue @deck.blue · 26/09/2026quick reminder to commission real artists over here instead of generating ugly stuff 014571
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hey nerds I've got a question. I have an hp laptop from 2018 (1tb hard drive, 12g ram which seems weird but idk) which served me well until win11 killed it. the hardware still has life in it; the OS is just dead slow. Linux? Scrounge an old WinXP cd out of the garage? 120
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love historical/costume dramas but oh man they sure make me thankful for vaccines and penicillin 0133
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mika is having a tanty bc her electric blanket isn't heating up fast enough for her.static.klipy.comStar Trek DiscoveryALT: Star Trek Discovery 040
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If my kids cut off contact with me I’d be fixing my heart so fast you’d hear the sonic boom around the world. 2131
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just had a very clear mental image of me taking smart glasses off my head and holding them at arms length to read my email on the tiny “screen”. Young people design these things.theguardian.comMeta debuts no-camera smart glasses and virtual reality spectaclesThe new wearables come at a time of uncertainty for smart glasses, which are facing backlash over privacy concerns 030
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I woke up and looked at what I thought was the clock but it was actually the little thermometer I keep on the bedside table so I got up and made tea and just now realized that it was NOT 6:11. 070
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 27/06/2026A paragon of grace and beauty. 0182
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love historical/costume dramas but oh man they sure make me thankful for vaccines and penicillin 0133
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃Last Will and Testament Moss @williammoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026American CEO: “We can’t control it!” American CEO 2: “It will destroy us all!” American CEO 3: “The apocalypse!” French CEO [hitting a Gauloise, exhaling slowly]: “C’est une issue de skill.” 6640184
🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wish our mayor loved our town as much as Mamdani loves NYC. 230
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I would trust a furry to fly a plane. In fact I would prefer it. I want a pilot who is secure in themselves and supports independent artists 879690
Reposted by 🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that 332404419