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I'm Jane; I play video games & watch #StarTrek Anti-racist. Anti-fascist. Always Cascadian. janenx01.carrd.co

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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I just heard someone on youtube describe a laptop's CD drive as a "CD-are-oh-em drive". help
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I just heard someone on youtube describe a laptop's CD drive as a "CD-are-oh-em drive". help
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Jennifer Liao @averagejenn.bsky.social · 17h
All you Libby users borrowing digital books and audiobooks through your library cards, you can set your preferences to human authors and artists ONLY. Click the middle button at the bottom, then "Content Controls" under Settings. You'll find "AI Contributions" there. Click in to it to make changes.
Libby menu interface showing Content Controls: AI Contributions with the Hunan authors only and Human narrators only options selected.
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 16h
Oh her eyes are so perfect she looks amazing
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh damn did I just fall for it by posting about it? Now I’m even angrier!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I was so annoyed I forgot the alt text: a screenshot of a text reading “Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $10 to Sherrod Brown's campaign today?” BARF
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Has this kind of thing worked on anybody EVER quit it @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social I LIVE IN WASHINGTON STATE LEAVE ME ALONE
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
That sounds so good tho
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Speaking of Babette she’s adorable
A young white woman with bright yellow hair, glasses, a bright pink shirt, and a large backpack is kneeling by a large rock carved with petroglyphs. She is looking at the camera and smiling. You can see a rocky beach and evergreen trees in the background.
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Babette and I are slated for a trip to Ireland in Feb 2028 and today we were talking about it and she said do you think we could go to Paris too? I said sure if we also go to Amsterdam. Our little trip is turning into a Grand Tour lol
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am Please-Don't-Make-a-Film-Adaptation-of-My-Favorite-Books old. I used to think it was fun and exciting but then I realized I hated my internal/mental images being replaced by the media versions. I'll just stick with my own brain, thanks!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am Please-Don't-Make-a-Film-Adaptation-of-My-Favorite-Books old. I used to think it was fun and exciting but then I realized I hated my internal/mental images being replaced by the media versions. I'll just stick with my own brain, thanks!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I've been having a tough time so I bought myself a treat. www.trappistmonks.com
trappistmonks.com
Assumption Abbey Bakery Fruitcake baked by the Monks of Assumption Abbey
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What I need right now is the Cat Distribution System to send me a friend (for me and Mika).
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sending you the best of vibes!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And the two heart rate alerts were 1) my boss and I were fighting and yelling and he was banging on the desk, 2) I was writing a thing I’d been putting off and it was super stressful.
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I mean, it still hurts like hell and I’m on a mushy food diet for two weeks but I feel a lot better.
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I had that tooth out on Monday afternoon and ive only had two heart rate alerts from my watch since then. Before that it was screaming about my vitals all day long for weeks. What a relief.
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My solution to the "problem of Susan" is I just never read The Last Battle. Easy peasy!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My solution to the "problem of Susan" is I just never read The Last Battle. Easy peasy!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I read a book from the 1930s where an upper class Englishman married a lower middle class woman and he was always poking her pinky down when she drank tea bc it was "common". So who knows lol
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have lived in Washington state for *counts on fingers* over 50 years and until last year I had never heard fall/winter called the "Big Dark". It's very weird to me. "I'm gonna go walk in the Big Dark tee hee." Girl, just walk. You're outing yourself as a transplant from the southern climes.
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I read an excellent fic about Susan once, but I've never been able to find it again.
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We call that a "college mocha" in our house - delish!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🧡
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
done!!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
you have my attention, Mr. Coogler
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How the computer can prove it's alive:
Worf telling Q he can prove he's been made mortal by dying.
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I was six or seven and snuck books out under my coat at recess and hid in the corner of the schoolyard to read. I got in trouble over and over but I kept doing it. Why would I want to play dodgeball anyway? Leave me alone!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Y’all, I have had a really hard year and it’s not letting up. I think i must resort to the monks www.assumptionabbey.org/fruitcakes
assumptionabbey.org
FRUITCAKES | Assumption Abbey
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Biohazard tooth all gone
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She took my tooth out wham bam then showed it to me and said DON’T TOUCH IT’S ALL INFECTED grosss I’m really stoned I’m gonna go home and lie on the sofa and play mahjong in ffxiv
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sir.
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
help
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Reader, it was 14.99. I know it’s my privilege that 14.99 is fine with me and i haven’t always been so fortunate. But honestly, you’re gonna refuse a fifteen dollar prescription? Actually you’re gonna refuse ANY prescription? Fuck you fr
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WWD(orothy)D(ay)D?
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"quietly" has become a word that makes me instantly stop reading
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"quietly" has become a word that makes me instantly stop reading
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am having abdominal surgery next week and my surgeon has sent a bunch of prescriptions to my pharmacy. I just got a notice that the rx for pain meds has been denied. I will just pay in cash idc I am exhausted
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Mark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Columbus Day

Columbo Day
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
there are only a couple of games I'm excited about right now and this is probably top of the list!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Has there been news?
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh how wonderful! Congratulations!
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love a grappler!
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trying to pick up some hours at work so started at 530am today. I'm a bit stoned from pre-gaming my tooth extraction that is happening this afternoon. But I'm here doing my spreadsheets! Excel, please keep my numbers true amen
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had to use self checkout AND Apple Pay at Michael’s just now and I about had a heart attack. It’s so dumb but I cannot for the life of me remember from one time to the next how to use Apple Pay. Please do not explain it to me! In the moment I always freak out and have to ask a clerk for help.
static.klipy.com
Cat Panic
ALT: Cat Panic
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mika hopes you all get to sleep in this morning.
A ed and white Italian greyhound is snuggled up in a bed with white sheets and duvet. She has her head on the pillow. She is looking at the camera with a contented expression. Her ears are perked up
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🎃 jane-saw massacre 🎃 @janenx01.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One thing that never changes is that for the last 40 years people have been complaining that SNL was better ten years ago.
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