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James (Jamie) Tomasello

@jamietomasello.bsky.social
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COO and Security Principal at Credible Security. Founder at Keel Prism Travel and Keel Paradox. Creator. Connector. Runner. she/her & he/him

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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 4m
Today’s reading while in transit.
Paperback copy of Black Faces, White Spaces: Reimagining the Relationship of African Americans to the Great Outdoors by Carolyn Finney
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
OMG. This.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve been waiting for her to complete this sequel for years. I’m so ready to read what Alba‘s life has been like!
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yo, all you people in the Paris and Toronto airports coughing and snuffling, put on a mask! I wore a mask for a six hour flight, and I’m not sick. Oh! and use a goddamn tissue to wipe your nose, not your fingers!
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, I told one poop anecdote and said shit four times. (It was all in one quote though.)
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today, I was the closing speaker at CERT-EU at the European Commission. The conference had a steampunk theme, so I wore full steampunk garb to my presentation on The Art of Tempering: Pain Management, People, and Organizational Resilience.
James dressed in a steampunk corset and hat next to the EU flag. She’s also wearing a bracelet with watermelons on it in support of Palestine.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I told a complete stranger in a conversation that mentioning poop in a presentation was “totally on brand for me”. I mean it’s true, but man, James, can you be any weirder?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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winston @winston.cc · 08/10/2026
at some point we might start realizing that the horrors keep continuing because our system is designed to protect and produce the horrors i do wonder if i will still be alive when that realization becomes widespread enough to generate some change
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nope. I can’t fit it in without it sounding forced.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why is Thai food so good in Belgium? I’m not complaining...
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please explain to me why I go into super happy fun ball hyper extrovert mode when I am at a conference. Apologies to my neurodivergent peers interacting with me or anyone who hasn’t had their coffee yet.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I might quote Jon Moxley during my conference presentation on Friday.
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Picard management tip: Be the team coach for your crew, not their loving parent, nor their drill sergeant.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do I respond in Spanish when I’m in a non-Spanish speaking country? Spanish is not even my first language!
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m celebrating the start of hockey season!
Black shirt with golden yellow text that reads Raiders BOS MA Boston Hockey EST. Nineteen twenty-four. And a R in a yellow shield in the center.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Want to know one of the reasons I admire Jon Moxley? Because both he and Eddie Kingston say the things I say but louder (and about wrestling). youtu.be/nQNXyauYncc?...
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Jon Moxley delivers an inspiring message to Will Ospreay immediately following AEW All Out
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jon Moxley is someone I admire. Last night while honoring PAC, he said: "If you are going to do something, do it well... do it with purpose and give a shit. Do it with purpose and gratitude. And surround yourself with people that you love that also give a shit about the same things that you do."
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EXCLUSIVE: Jon Moxley shares his favorite life lesson from PAC
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FedLife != FetLife #FedRamp #IFKYK
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
these are not “autonomous” attacks: they are failures by humans to implement appropriate controls for the computers acting on their behalf, and we must not forget it.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eeeeee. I did a thing. And now we wait.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cute!
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Followed by, “Did Edmund sell his family out for terrible confectionery because of war time sugar rationing or was he just that much of an a-hole?”
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welcome to James Can’t Sleep where my brain thinks weird thoughts instead of sleeping. Tonight’s episode: “Does Gavin Newsom have a picture of Cris Collinsworth in his attic?”
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎵 So if you see my downeaster "Alexa" And if you work with the rod and the reel Tell my wife I am trolling Atlantis And I still have my hands on the wheel 🎵 Clearly, my brain is trying to tell me something. @drdoylesays.bsky.social: Any thoughts?
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have had "The Downeaster 'Alexa'" stuck in my head for three days. 🎵 I got bills to pay and children who need clothes I know there's fish out there, but where God only knows They say these waters aren't what they used to be But I got people back on land who count on me 🎵
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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"They" will likely never understand-- what you experienced, what you need, what you deserve, what you can do. We have to stop hoping that someday, somehow, they will. Assume they'll never get it, and build from there. It's a little sad-- but a lot liberating.
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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
An attitude shift I recommend making in trauma recovery is deciding that you're not available for "maybe." If someone really wants access to you now, they have to be all in on the fact that certain sh*t from yesteryear was uncool-- & certain boundaries are non-negotiable now.
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✊🏼Indigiqueer Hummingbird @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What I hope for folks is that we don't just bury it or move forward in denial. Some may need breaks/escape sometimes. Some may need to tangibly create somehow. We will need to feel our feelings sometimes. We will need to forge forward in the work & will need community, coalition, & accomplices.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight I went to a Bad Bunny themed paint night. My take on the Bad Bunny album cover came out just a little bit different.
Canvas with an orange heart with a black pumpkin face, watermelon sun, and two skeleton dolphins.
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Brandi Bennett @bbennettesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Genuinely think the destabilization of employment is a huge part of this. Constant layoffs while the rich get richer makes everyone feel like they're always on edge and can't plan for the future.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just ordered! - Black Faces, White Spaces: Reimagining the Relationship of African Americans to the Great Outdoors by Carolyn Finney - Recreation without Humiliation: Black Leisure in the 20th Century South by Mary Stanton - Pleasure Activism: The Politics of Feeling Good by adrienne maree brown
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No, thank you.
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Picard engineering tip: Maintenance of existing systems is just as important as building new capabilities.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 15/09/2026
just spent like ten minutes explaining this all to my husband and he goes “at this point wouldn’t it genuinely be easier to just Free Palestine” and he’s not wrong
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🎵What you willin' to risk? What you willin' to give? What if you were in Gaza? What if those were your kids? If the West was pretendin' that you didn't exist You'd want the world to stand up and the students finally did.🎵
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is the place I went to eat after working second shift because it was the only place open.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
100%
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay, ketorolac, naratriptan, and acetazolamide, I‘m sorry I left you at home while I travelled. Please work your magic.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hope what I just sent helps you have a small birthday moment with your kiddos.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m tired of people being surprised when I tell them I’m experiencing an 8 on the pain scale and still doing things. Y’all, chronic pain people still have to live their lives. But I did change my flight to go home early.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The irony of being out of town presenting on Pain Avoidance vs Pain Management and forgetting your pain meds. I was hoping traveling wouldn’t trigger an IIH flare up but I was wrong.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m just finishing my talk prep with @lookitup.baby’s PDRN recommendation.
Medicube PDRN pink vita coating mask  packet on a white sheet
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the pens I picked out is an Esterbrook x Accutron collboration pen. I don’t care about, nor know, what Accutron is. But I was so tired from my flight and loopy from not eating until too late that I’ve been calling it my “L’Accutron Dookmarriot” pen.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me: I should take myself out to a fancy tasting menu dinner for my birthday while by myself for a conference in Chicago. Also me: *Or*, you can spend that money buying fountain pens and ink and just eat Raising Cane’s instead. Guess which one I picked?
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The first two minutes of takeoff are the most anxiety producing for me. Those are the times that I wish I didn’t watch Air Disasters and study incident response across industries.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have some theories.
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James (Jamie) Tomasello @jamietomasello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
1 more day until I speak at @blueteamcon.com! Not only will I be talking about security operations, I will also be talking about tattoos! If you want to see cool tattoos, show off your tattoos, and see how that experience relates to SecOps, please attend!
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've said this in the past a few times, and it bears repeating: I'm convinced that most of the tech industry are sociopaths. There is no industry more committed to rationalizing mass destruction, and in our current environment, that's saying something.
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