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6'4'' short Writer and artist of science-fiction/fantasy novels and comic books. he/him/his I got depression linktr.ee/jamesblynch

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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 45m
From "Training Knight" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
They set their trays down on an empty table and slid onto the bench seating.
Without hesitation, Lizz started wolfing down the food, stabbing and shoveling at every item with her fork and hands.
“Just be careful.” Talla’s fork poked at the comparatively meager items on her tray. “Eat too much too fast and you’re likely to give yourself a stomach ache, and we don’t need an upset tummy derailing the mission.”
“Sure, sure.” She continued eating. “My doctor said I actually need to eat twice as many calories as someone my size normally would just to maintain my body weight.”
“But you’re so…” Jase started to say.
Lizz narrowed her eyes at him. “What?”
“Scrawny?”
Talla groaned. “Bad choice of word. Though, to be fair…”
“Which you don’t need to be,” Lizz said.
“I’m not sure what you could’ve said there that wouldn’t have sounded bad,” Talla finished.
As she continued, Lizz looked at Talla, who was very slowly and methodically cutting her food.
“Are you not hungry?”
“My stomach already isn’t feeling well, so I’m taking it easy. The mission also doesn’t need me yarfing in the middle of it.”
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General Guinan @madmaudlin.bsky.social · 13h
Mass report and block this fuckstick
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 13h
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Loki (Tom Hiddleston) - Love Me Meme
Alt: Loki (Tom Hiddleston) - Love Me Meme
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 15h
I've been doing that, calling support and getting a refund with no return. My time is valuable and the nearest drop off location is about 15 minutes each way. I'm not taking a half an hour or more out of my day to drive a broken item there because someone at Amazon decided to ship me literal trash.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 19h
"I just took a giant shit on Deborah's desk!" It was not clear what he meant, but the president's comments were met with anger from Deborah, who was seen carrying a plastic bag, disinfecting spray, and a roll of paper towels.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 21h
I guess I just need to stop trying to save a few bucks by buying "used" from Amazon. I just had something delivered that was listed in "Used - Mint" condition and there were pieces broken off that weren't even in the box.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 21h
My favorite was when I was visiting my brother and saw a bunch of commercials for the Universal Technical Institute. Sorry, I have no desire to go to UTI.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is honestly hilarious to me because parts of Buzz already were green, but someone had to be like, "No, no, make different parts green, and then some parts red, but make sure to leave anything white or blue."
holiday edition buzz lightyear
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This and How I Met Your Mother were 2 shows I really liked whose endings were so bad that I can't even go back and watch the good seasons.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's so gross.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't wonder this. I wasn't even attractive to young women when I was a young man.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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Jimmy Stewart Christmas
Alt: Jimmy Stewart It's a Wonderful Life yelling Merry Christmas in front of the You Are Now In Bedford Falls sign
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
From "Unifier: The Seven Labors of the White-Haired Woman" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Talla ran her fingertips over the fabric’s edge. It was very fine quality: soft and sturdy. The embroidery was intricate and of superb workmanship. Try as her well-attuned eyes might, they could find not a single flaw in the pattern or craft.
“This is really nice stuff.”
Her wife’s voice came from the next room, raised just enough to be heard over the running water.
“I’m abdicating, not taking a vow of poverty. Speaking of…” She appeared in the doorway, her freshly-washed locks barely damp any longer. A good towel and a fresh sheering would do that. It was cut especially trim around the back and sides, with the hair atop her head allowed a few more inches.
“Holy crap.” Her wide-eyed wife set aside the bundle of black fabric and rose from the bed to meet her.
“Well, I’m technically not the queen right now, so…”
“Oh, wow.” Talla marveled at the head of her partner, ran her fingers through the thick, shortened hair. “Do you like it?”
“I’ve missed having short hair.”
“I’ve missed seeing it on you. This is how I remember you.”
“You never knew me with short hair.”
“No, but this is how you looked my bedroom wall.”
That brought a smile to Val’s face.
“This, two decades younger.”
“Hardly.”
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I avoided getting it right before labor day for that reason. I was driving to my parents' house that weekend and no way did I want to drive 180 miles feeling like that.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Transformers Jazz Dancing
Alt: Transformers Jazz Dancing in a circle
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never leave my rizz unattended for exactly that reason.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You threatened to punch her. Like, a lot. That could have something to do with it.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking for gifts for my nephew that's due in less than 2 months. Have they seriously never made a Mobile Suit Gundam mobile? That's a huge missed marketing opportunity there.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Philosophy, with an-almost accidental minor in English.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With Gail, you never know if "she got us" will mean you'll end up misty eyed, or you think you're getting misty eyed until the last post in the thread reveals the story was about Rodan the whole time.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time he says something completely insane or incoherent and the media basically ignores it, they look more and more disingenuous for acting like Biden was some doddering old fool and I am so fucking sick of it.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From "Special Inspector EP09" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
“Fine. But this is not part of my regular duties. My contract says I get bonus pay for publishing and case studies.”
“I can afford it,” he said. “Go on, I just want to finish up with the techs.”
She left and Marco’s demeanor turned.
“Bottom-line it for me. Letting her out of our sight. Is it safe?”
For a moment, Zach forgot how to blink. Or close his mouth.
“Are you… is that a serious question?”
“I would remind you I’m still your boss.”
“Dude, I can’t even say if it’s safe for us keeping her in our sight. As far as I know, we’re breaking completely new ground here.”
“We’re not doing anything,” Judith said. “This just kind of happened. At best we’re observing. Observing new ground? Is that a thing? That’s not a thing.”
Her stubbier colleague threw his hands up.
“Marco, in all seriousness, we have no options here.”
“I believe I already made that clear,” Marco said.
“No, I mean, from a technological standpoint,” Zach said. “Every safeguard that our industry has developed to protect us from being harmed by our own creations, they don’t apply here. She doesn’t have base programming. She doesn’t have a kill switch. Her system seems impervious to shocks. We have no way to interface or get any kind of control. You’re worried DDD might come take her? I don’t know if they could.”
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
be resentful that other people got to eat and she can't anymore. She might attend a dinner party if required, but even then would still be annoyed on some level. Damon King is antisocial and would never throw a party, but he might manipulate someone else into doing it so he can get free food.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#AwesomeCharacters Val's the queen, so she's not doing the cooking (it's been established that she's a lousy cook, anyway). And it's probably a state dinner or something, so she'd be hosting and socializing but not cooking for 100s of people. Éponine's a robot so she doesn't eat and would probably
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is what I'm talking about when I bring up that genAI bots are making it impossible for an open web to actually exist. It becomes expensive, a pain, and domain providers like cloudflare are profiting off both the people making bots and the people who don't have the tech skills to fight them off
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mine today.
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Wednesday Netflix Wednesday Addams
Alt: Wednesday Netflix Wednesday Addams
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Capable of...? Cooking: yes Whistle: no Draw: yes Paint: a little Swim: yes English: yes Dance: I used to be. Age and weight gain have seriously hindered my skill on the floor Sing: not well Drive: yes Gifting: usually pretty good Write: yes Guitar: no Speaking: sometimes
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's that?
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Film: Captain America elevator fight in The Winter Soldier Television: Daredevil hallway fight (season 1)
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any suggestions for middle grade books with arab protagonists? My kid just said they dont like being arab because "we're always the bad guys."
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drop some martial arts 🥋🖤🥷
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Karate Kid Training with Pat Morita
Alt: Karate Kid Training with Pat Morita
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus, Gail...
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zurg!
Zurg!
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was one of the characters Daisy Johnson? Because then you'd have... Quakes on a Plane.
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Man Walks Away from Car Explosion
Alt: Man Walks Away from Car Explosion
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9...
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Men At Work - Down Under (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by MenAtWorkVEVO
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With this monopolized media empire comes not just size but unprecedented power. The power to throw workers under the bus. The power to price-gouge because consumers have few alternatives. The power to decide which stories get told, but more importantly, which stories DON'T get told.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Pompeo has been rewarded with a teaching fellowship at Columbia University’s School of International and Public Affairs. The same school that canceled my class on media, race and international affairs. @columbiasipa.bsky.social share.google/KEvTy5yER71U...
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Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to join SIPA faculty
Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will join the School of International and Public Affairs as a fellow at SIPA’s Institute of Global Politics in March, the Wall Street Journal reported Monday.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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chainsawroll🍉🌮✨ @chainsawroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hello! I was recently laid off from my game job, I also wasn’t given severance or any other compensation by the company, so to help cover my rent and expenses, I have my new brushes if anyone is interested : ( Shares would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your support!
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I cannot, but thankfully the world will always have one man who can.
captain america, seen from behind, with mjolnir's handle betwixt his butt cheeks
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry to hear that. I don't get it here with nearly the regularity I do over there. Some people absolutely love Threads but to me it's just the twitter experience with a worse UI.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's primarily duck egg blue. He said it's grey. I provided multiple screens shots and publicity shots from the show/movie, he showed me a gif from a video game. 🙄 There is nothing, no matter how innocuous, that people on that platform won't try to start an argument about.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why I fucking hate posting on Threads. No matter what you post, some contrarian weirdo will crawl out of the woodwork to argue with you. This time it was about what color the Enterprise D is.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn, boy, I can make sure at least one part of you isn't left blue."
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Nightcrawler from X-Men Animated Series
Alt: Nightcrawler from X-Men 97 Animated Series
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn, girl, only one part of me is hard as a diamond."
emma frost in her diamond form as drawn by the Dodsons
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From "Training Knight" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
The orbital lines, at least. There were still atmospheric ships to contend with, not to mention surface-to-air countermeasures. The worst of them were the base’s proton cannons, massive beam emitters, each the size of a building with the force to take out a city-sized ship.
Of the cadets, Phan was the only one with the skill to effectively dodge their fire. But she was behind the controls of the cruiser, not a H.O.R.N. The others were not nearly so adept.
The first volley of proton fire rocked them, throwing them off course.
“Crap!” Xank saw red lights flashing across his system readouts. “I’ve got shell fracturing across my entire left side!”
“Get back in formation!” Lizz ordered. “We’ve got to get Phan through! That’s the only thing that matters!”
“Not dying also matters!” Phan replied.
“I’m with Phan on this one,” said Jase.
“Not dying is good, completing the mission is paramount,” said Lizz.
The H.O.R.N. were brought back into alignment ahead of the cruiser.
At the tip of the formation, Lizz unleashed another volley of fire, aimed towards the cannon installations.
Xank’s eyes scanned over his sensor data. “I don’t think proton fire is gonna dent those things. They’re built for that. It’s gonna take concussive force.”
“Well I’m out of rockets,” Lizz told him.
He checked his weapons systems. “I’ve got a few, but the launchers are completely screwed. If we could get in closer…”
“I’ve got this.” Jase took aim and hit the trigger.
A volley of rockets launched from the rear of his mecha.
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