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@jalen.bsky.social
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30. Earl on the other app. Therapist, gamer, anime fan, tech worker, Lions fan during 0-16. Metro Detroiter. Someone that you want to know.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2025
Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
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Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
CONWAY, AR—Faced with claims that he was too old to be living in the moment and enjoying life to the fullest, free-spirited man Daniel Lambert was informed Wednesday that it was time to grow up and st...
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 04/02/2025
Yes, they can make robots that replace workers, but until they make robots that buy the useless crap that they produce, I don't see much point.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Get Away by Mac Ayres on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 5:08
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Shay Stewart-Bouley @blackgirlinmaine.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Government jobs allowed a lot of Black folks to achieve upward mobility. I can't help but think the long-term plan is to take our Black asses back to 1944 America.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/01/2025
the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/01/2025
joe biden seriously waited until the last 6 days of his presidency to take cuba off the state sponsors of terrorism and economic embargo lists because he thought he would win florida lmfao jesus christ
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
No fucking shit
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women
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Justin Rogers | DFN @detroitfootball.net · 28/12/2024
Two of the top five and four of the top 25 primetime programs watched in 2024 involved the Detroit Lions.
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Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
images you can hear
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Never kill yourself
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
that was clean ass punt block and return by the rams
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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October in Wabi-sabi ® @worldwidewoman.blacksky.app · 07/12/2024
your son’s a sick man with sick thoughts, i need niggas like him should die
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✰ @horrorsmoked.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
all of the above tbh
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
it takes so much violence upon the world to make a billion dollars
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Jalen 🕺🏽 @justanotherjalen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If I’m still alive the hope for real lovers live on
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Napoleon, December 3, 1812
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I had two people reschedule today and tbh I’m fine. I’m tired
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Manami Ito @labrunemuse.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Having a cool jacket really matters, idk .
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Belly Gang Feet 🔱 @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Nothing used to kill a buzz faster than Nickelodeon’s worldwide day of play
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
3 6 got one of the best sounds in history
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/12/2024
a sentence that upon reading would immediately end the life of a victorian child
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
2014 FHD being ten years old is crazy… Ten years of good naps!
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I really do not get this obsession with trying to bully people to stay on any social media app.
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
something aesthetically pleasing about all the off-ball Cardinals defenders blitzing at the snap
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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I have extremely controversial opinions about corn.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
need to put this tweet on this website. for safekeeping
tweet by @manningkrull: I remember one time we were in my friend Dave's car listening to Slayer and my friend Eric said you know what, these guys aren't tough or scary, and I'm gonna tell you why, it's because they're singing a song, and my friend Dave got really mad
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/12/2024
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Double-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm Things
BOULDER, CO—After he single-handedly transformed what was once a humble get-together into a full-on rager, bystanders reported Wednesday that double-jointed man Greg Thiede has blown the fucking roof ...
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Dread @dreadful4x.blacksky.app · 30/11/2024
Drake really told Kendrick “you rap like you trynna free the slaves” lmao like you have to be so severely detached from hip hop and black culture to think that was a bar? 😭 if anything that proved exactly what Kendrick been saying about him. What would possess you to say that 😂
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Conker
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Democratic internal polling never had Kamala Harris ahead of Trump, per HuffPost
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Cousin Skeeter @lesshumbleteej.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
UMG also released the song where Drake accused Kendrick of beating his wife and not being the biological father of his son.
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Manami Ito @labrunemuse.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
“…I want enough time to be in love with everything.”
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The Actuarial Department 👖🔭🏋🏽‍♂️🎷🎮🧮🤖 @kingstewart94.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Conifer just speaks to me
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Cochise easily the best Carti clone
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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🍀 @jalen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Static⚡️ @kingfxlt.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This is really where it's at !
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🧸t @tedlikethebear.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I miss college and easy access to adderall lmao
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 23/11/2024
looking like you on the beach to solve a murder
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