Sign in

Hispanic! At the Disco

@chips.bsky.social
223 followers 52 following 1.5K posts

Lab Rat | Cat Lady | Gaymer | Tired™ | She/Her I don’t follow back

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
friends, romans, countrymen… happy out of touch thursday
115994
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mine: youtu.be/O1tGEmzE688
youtu.be
"This guy had a serious crush on his cat."
YouTube video by MarriottPlayer
110
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is so wholesome 🥹
030
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
static.klipy.com
Dirty Dancing Movie
Alt: A gif from Dirty Dancing. Baby tells Johnny that she got in the staff area because "I carried a watermelon."
120
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Again, the best time to delete anything that Zuck has access to was yesterday
020
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I get that he doesn't care even a little bit about the people who live there but San Diego has a massive military presence. You'd think taking that out would be a bad thing to these bloodthirsty freaks
000
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
9971282122
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Trusty! 🐍 @trustyalt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lets rocking with mama 💕
2932241008
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/5CkCpx3CE2Q&...
youtu.be
Golden Fairy Tale Classics - Little Red Riding Hood
YouTube video by Tomblappy
110
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah
010
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man
111525184
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Burn in every layer of hell
010
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
101663292
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extremely cursed sentence
Bluesky trending topic #2: Netflix makes straight Heated Rivalry
020
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A delete button?
010
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
553288816
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Breaking: People want to own the shit they buy
110
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
8345251268
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seen this a few times now so might as well do mine lol In ~chronological order~ of when I played them, tried to focus on the ones that shaped the kind of games I like to play Or in the case of Penguin Land, those first little dopamine hits lol
My 9 Games (The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am)

1. Penguin Land (Sega Master System)
2. Zork (PC)
3. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
4. Super Metroid (SNES)
5. Chrono Trigger (SNES)
6. Super Mario 64 (N64)
7. Harvest Moon 64 (N64)
8. Silent Hill (PSX)
9. Theme Hospital (PSX)
140
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you haven't deleted anything Zuck has access to yesterday was the time to do it
010
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me on bi visibility day
A screenshot from a Homestar Runner Teen Girl Squad toon. The Ugly One has her head buried in some sand at the beach. A perching bird is on her back, preventing her from pulling her head out. A thought bubble coming from the sand says "I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me"
010
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day from the Shinra Electric Power Company! Your random encounter rate with bisexuals may increase dramatically today, so make sure to save often and stock up on potions at your nearest Shinra vending machine!
110350
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SHINRA NEWS: January 31st, 1997 Edition

Bisexuality

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.

Also includes the articles:

PRES. SHINRA'S FIRST NAME - What Was It

EGG AND CHIPS - A New Frontier In Bar Food
3266491954
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving group of losers
110
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In Super Mario Advance 2, a "pink Mario head replica" object can be created, which will sit on the ground and mimic Mario's head (except in pink). It does nothing when touched, but will give a power-up when eaten.
131433308
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
80169615738
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me in 20-30 years
011
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
353951971
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🎵Watch out boy she'll chew you up🎶
The Metroid Ravenous cover but the title has been replaced with the lyrics "Oh oh here she comes" from the song "Maneater" by Hall & Oates.
051
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
PowerWash Simulator just announced a Barbie DLC and I am reveling in the insecure dudes whining about it lmao
010
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir
201258208
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
On the one hand: no, absolutely not, kids need color On the other hand: buy your kids a jumbo pack of kid safe paints and let them go crazy making their own designs
051
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone reposted this so here's my periodic reminder that it exists 🥰
020
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dogs, are, hongrayyy
1883382236
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
7984092492
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
we made it to thursday yet again
0184121
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NEW SIDESCROLL METROID LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
120
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this crop art at the minneapolis airport
a rendition of a speed movie poster made entirely of crop seeds except the movie is called "seed" and the actors names are beanu reeves, sandra burdock, dennis popcorn (this one is a stretch), and chaff daniels. the tagline on it says "crop quiz, hot shot"
281957443
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my "wild" 9/11 story is that I read a lot of people saying they were sent home from school and like we weren't lol
120
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
emma @vasira96.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i had to do a lil study of this shot💚✨
2975611953
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lmfao the [citation needed] sent me into hysterics
A screenshot of the Zelda wiki entry for Ingo (the Lon Lon Ranch worker who resembles Luigi). It states his name, displays his character model in Ocarina of Time, and then lists his title as Farmhand. Next to Farmhand is [citation needed]
120
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OKAY I HAVE THOUGHTS >My sorry ass might finally get a Switch 2 if I can get my hands on the Zelda version lmao >I was eeeehhhhh on the Ocarina of Time graphics but watching the demo and trailer they grew on me some >Did we need a remake? Probably not but I will still play it eventually lol
130
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I couldn't give less of a shit about the top 38 influential posters but I just had to check #1 and the posts are mostly reposts of Disco Elysium yaoi 10/10 no notes, she better stay #1
010
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
Alt: A gif of puppet Homestar Runner saying "Todaybor Day is Labor Day". Puppet The Cheat and a popcorn maker are there, too.
002
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.
243179682
Hispanic! At the Disco @chips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kevin Conroy will always be "my" Batman
000
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
202442366
Reposted by Hispanic! At the Disco
Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
164237367