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Yet another refugee from the muskrat regime. He/Him/Él, cis. Si no eres "resentido social" es porque no estás prestando atención...

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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 2h
Finalmente vi la película de Ryan Gansito y su amigo la piedrita. Está bonita, pero podrías navegar la nave espacial por los huecos de la trama.
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Oh Really Ryland Grace
ALT: Oh Really Ryland Grace
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 3h
Reminder to pick up my guitar again tonight...
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 3h
Este es el tipo de cosas que le gustan a @camilanumeritos.bsky.social
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 17h
🎵"José, can you see...?"🎵
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Considering the themes in The Incredibles, I am not surprised he believes in that nonsense. A shame, because the premise of the movie sounded interesting at first glance.
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
¿Ora sí va a madrearse al ku klux klan?
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lot of people my age are just listening to the same songs they liked thirty years ago...
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The Booker Prizes @thebookerprizes.com · 26/09/2026
Mary Beard, Chair of the Booker Prize 2026 judging panel, on why she dislikes the phrase ‘I really love reading’. This clip is provided courtesy of the Southbank Centre, and you can watch the full Booker Prize 2026 shortlist event on their YouTube channel: youtube.pulse.ly/axkmrdaxr9
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canada learning that, when Kissinger said "The United States has no friends, only interests.", it also meant them....
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Balsa @balsamaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The titles of Japanese manga have literally doubled in length since 2011, according to a study, making my isekai cheat skill unstoppable!
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ElSato @satogamedev.itch.io · 28/09/2026
haha too late buddy
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is in Copilot, the least sexy chatbot imaginable, and one of the less popular ones, even though it’s packed into Windows. ChatGPT logs have to be a total cesspool
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kafka se queda corto ante la ventanilla de pago a proveedores del IMSS Querétaro...
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Phillipe al Sur del Mundo @phillipealsur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
El 28 de septiembre de 1932 nace el actor, director de teatro, poeta, guitarrista, cantante, cantautor y santo chileno de la música #VíctorJara ✨💜, vive por siempre en el corazón de su pueblo.
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buenos días. Estoy en Querétaro por trabajo. Hasta el momento parece ciudad gringa (derogatory)
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Evil Hat @evilhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CHOOSE YOUR HERO: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Isn't this like, every Friday now?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Wikipedia article on Beatlemania has some, um, interesting points to make:
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Yuri Herrera @yuriherrera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nazi no es nada más el soldado que le mete 335 balas a una niña de 5 años; nazi también es el vocero oficioso que dice que la niña se lo merecía porque más tarde sería terrorista, o que califica de terroristas a los que protestan por esos crímenes.
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Larry GS @larrygs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me dio risa!!!
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Antes vecindad, ahora "picturesque and charming studios and apartments" anunciados en Airbnb...
Reja de hierro desde donde puede apreciarse un estrecho pasillo que conduce al patio de una antigua vecindad en la Colonia Roma Sur
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hola Artistas de Bluesky: Estoy buscando comisionar un par de ilustraciones de OCs para mi novela de romance y fantasía urbana mexicana. Busco artista de preferencia de MEX, y puntos extra si estudió en la UNAM o conoce bien C. Universitaria. El estilo que busco sería de manga/manhwa/novela ligera
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Los gringos están speedrunning su caída al tercer mundo tan rápido, que ya están haciendo el chiste del cocodrilo que vuela...
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This, but instead of watching football, the robot is tracing Jucika's drawings and going through her paperwork...
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you want to write, "The AI wants to hurt people," remember that you mean to write, "The AI company profits off of hurting people."
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Ash @fishyash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...
If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today in "Gringos discover they are a third world country": Enforced disappearance. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enforce...
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Enforced disappearance - Wikipedia
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They are doing The Onion headlines for real now....
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"...y mi arco triunfal también tendrá blackjack y prostitutas."
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Bender: My Own Theme Park (Dr Bean Dixon)
ALT: Bender: My Own Theme Park (Dr Bean Dixon)
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol owned
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Afrikaner ‘refugee’ family who came back to SA for healthcare can’t return to US | News24
An Afrikaner family granted refugee status in the US have been denied re-entry after they undertook a quick trip back to South Africa.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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[Display Name Here] @whatusername.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If white South Africans can survive the post-apartheid transition, I somehow think Israelis can manage.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 19/09/2026
“The Lebanese Armed Forces is well-armed but not well-equipped. Because who are they going to fight? We’re gonna arm them so they can fight Israel? I don’t think so. You’re arming them so they can fight their own people.” — Tom Barrack, US Ambassador to Türkiye, Envoy for Syria / Iraq / Lebanon.
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Diosita qué ganas de poder hacer esto en ciertas personas...
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Be pan do crime 👻 @charliemarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buenos días
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Rufián 🇵🇸 @rufianmelancolico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Siempre atento de la coyuntura
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Post a bad woman you love.
Immortal Demon King Atoferatofe Ryback, from Mushoku Tensei
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Hill House @valatiled.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me lo encontré en un grupo de Castlevania lol
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The music industry has been full of these kinds of people since forever...
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
English translation in alt-txt
Rapunzel (MEX) tells Mother Gothel (USA): "Today's my birthday!"

Gothel replies: "No, no, no. Your birthday was on Cinco de Mayo, I remember quite well."
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cita esta publicación con una imagen de Masiosare, el Extraño Enemigo.
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Chihuahua reacts to cross
Alt: Possessed chihuahua reacts to cross
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Ipsum Lorem | 🥑 @ce-miquiztetl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Así de que ya es septiembre, mes de la matria.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Abreu @jalbertoabreu76.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lero lero
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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