revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can actually drink as much DayQuil and NyQuil as you want. No one can stop you 140
Reposted by @revmario.bsky.social👨🚀 @frdan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So great running into @revmario.bsky.social with @jakeofonline.bsky.social before the Pirates game in Wrigley! 0132
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Smiling as I think about how my parish ran a slight deficit this past year, but we need to buy a bunch of candles for All Souls’ Day. 170
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When you post about bishob Barron you do personal violence too me 160
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I love how crazy this reads to me. Who taught boomers to write like this? 2120
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Driving on roads through Mount Washington and Mount Oliver that would kill a lesser man. 000
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It is August 2026. I am on a zoom call. No one knows how mute works. 1120
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Does every town have at least one funeral home that split into two because of family drama? 030
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I am now a guy who makes himself a little sandwich for lunch and commutes to work. 2210
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Lo-Fi beats to not burn your parish down to 180
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This is obviously Gabriel at the Annunciation, but given the bathroom context, it’s looks like the angel is having tummy troubles 1140
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 25/07/2026If one only drinks double shots of espresso, then “double shots” has lost all meaning. Every double shot is is simply a shot of espresso. I have had three shots of espresso this morning. 070
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Conspiracy based on church architecture: no one ever had to pee before 1960 080
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Doing some cleaning and moving and found this gem: 340
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Found out that the grandfather clock in question was build by a priest. We used to have skills. We used to be a proper leisure class. Now I spend my free time playing video games and planning dnd sessions 😔 280
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Heh heh, unlike you losers, I have never eaten a lettuce or breathed an air. 030
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Anyone in the Pittsburgh area a grandfather clock enthusiast? 200
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m not big on traditional masculinity blah blah blah, but if you are a man in a church and you are fanning yourself because of the heat, I regard you with disgust. 720
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Oh no! There is no food in the rectory! Oh no I have to go to McDonald’s! Oh no! 040
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I am parochial vicar of conservative parish and about to become pastor of lib parish. Many are concerned about this. 270
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Crazy to me that the 4th has a Gloria, its own preface, and a solemn blessing 040
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The burger streak has ended. It was a good run. Thabk you for your support. 250
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I heard some things happened today but I’m sure nothing as important as my 10th day of burger. 060
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I have eaten at least one burger every day for the last 7 days 5270
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Becoming racist against pickup truck drivers. 1100
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Pro tip: there is no point in telling the confessor you are the last person in line. 90% you are wrong and some stragglers came in late. Also, I’ll know the line is done when people stop coming in for confession. 370
Reposted by @revmario.bsky.socialdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I don't think Catholics should party rock. I think when they do it they're reinforcing prejudice. 12310
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I must confess though, I do like it when the Pope makes people mad. 190
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’ll read the Popes encyclical and probably really enjoy it, but I can’t help but wonder if Catholics would just be happier if they never knew of anything outside their parish. 160
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Bro wants me to “see” some other work. Wtf, I’m already reading your work! How many books do you think I can read? 140
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Calm down with the footnotes, bro, I believe you. 150
Reposted by @revmario.bsky.socialgregorian rants @gregorianrants.bsky.social · 17/05/2026celebrating ascension sunday by reposting one of my favorite maps 1111
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Happy 7th Sunday in ordinary time to all those (superior dioceses) who celebrate 110
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I normally hate seeing political shirts at mass, but I’ll let the “Vote for Squatch” shirt slide. 060
revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Happy Ascension Thursday to all those (superior dioceses) who celebrate 030
