jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 14hthe new leafs radio announcer sounds at his buildup register almost exactly like anthony lapanta and as a lapanta hater i don't know how to feel about that 000
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a guy i know played college baseball with cam schlittler and it has been so jarring seeing him, a childhood red sox fan, essentially follow a yankees player around 000
Reposted by jakeHerculez Gomez @herculezg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You kids wouldn't believe me if I told you, but the goalkeeper position for the #USMNT was once its strongest and deepest. Players who started in the Premier League, La Liga, and Bundesliga... 7464
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026living on the connecticut shoreline is tough for dating apps for the simple reason that it's close enough by mileage to places on eastern long island that it fits in my radius but there's no way i'm traveling 2 and a half hours for a first date 221
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "thou may ingest a satchel of richards" 000
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ravens would have gone for it there. they wouldn't have gotten it, but they would have gone for it 000
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026case keenum vs. andy dalton on monday night football. what year is it 010
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yeah i'm gonna do this once the eagles-bears game is over 010
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026anyone got the ravens and cowboys radio calls of that one 000
Reposted by jakeBaltimore Ravens @baltimoreravens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don’t let anyone say seven seconds isn’t long enough 3427
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sorry hibner you were only certified white boy for 15 minutes 030
Reposted by jakeinthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 27/09/2026every time this song comes up on shuffle, i put my headphones on to listen to it. sixteen minutes of perfection. not a moment is extraneous music.apple.com/us/album/goo...music.apple.comGoodbye Sky Harbor by Jimmy Eat World on Apple MusicSong · 1999 · Duration 16:13 091
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026we're not getting the best in the way of the NFL's officiating tonight but it's going baltimore's way 000
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026maybe if robert saleh let his players have food with seed oils they wouldn't suck ass. worth considering! 010
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026tell me why i decided to put titans-giants on my TV 000
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i need liberty bibberty to die in a way reminiscent of the later seasons of sons of anarchy. just as bloody too 010
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ric ocasek said he was born in 1949 but was actually born in 1944. i'm not as cool as him but i think i should be able to knock three years off my age and say i'm turning 27 next month 000
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026before i turn 30 does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me 110
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026unsportsmanlike conduct should only be a 5-yard penalty if it's funny 010
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i had one of my first "white people be like" meme moments when a guy at a show in 2024 told me his dad's favorite band was converge 000
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i don't have any tattoos but if i were to get one it would be the stop square and rewind double triangles because of this song 000
Reposted by jakeFishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026flat fishtopher friday 111478137
Reposted by jakecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i almost forgot your daily Adonis pic 583653207
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026so i was so impressed by the return of the secaucus 7 that i showed it to my mom tonight and surprise, she liked it just as much as i did 020
Reposted by jakeOrioleslifer @dmlfan928.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't think Pete Alonso could have ever understood just how much it means to this fanbase, this city, to have a big ticket FA not only choose Baltimore, but EMBRACE Baltimore. 07210
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i don't know if any of you listen to will sennett's podcast "a closer look" but one of the great bits of season 1 is a quartet of relief pitchers named crosby, stills, nash & hyung 010
Reposted by jakeGreg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is why I’m not even the least bit openhearted or sympathetic to Trump voters trying to say that they know better now. Even if they start changing how they vote. It doesn’t matter anymore. The damage is already done, and very obviously will never be undone. Please kill yourselves. 093
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026given some of the things i've read tomorrow might be a contender for the Best Show I've Ever Been To 010
Reposted by jakelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026jason benetti you are my GOAT 24943146
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i have always found it fascinating that the third-most common race in american football is pacific islander 120
Reposted by jakeironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing. 2560472
jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026another john sayles first-time watch? another john sayles first-time watch. 010
